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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣

@alohaaustin808.bsky.social
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honolulu. mtg, osrs, racecars, transit, board games, books, cigars, jazz. kann auch deutsch. he / er

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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you are being watched
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now that's something I didn't need to see.
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you add a comma to the first sentence, Moby Dick becomes the world's longest voicemail. Call me, Ishmael.
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No dial tone Youme Mart Honolulu, HI
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Phone box London, England
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Daniel K. Inouye (This counts as a payphone) Honolulu, HI
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My sushi guy said I look more handsome than usual today, so I got that going for me
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Flag Pāhoa, HI
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Got tangleroot! Middle teak tree on fossil island is lucky
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wheat looks like it should be spelled wheet but then when you write wheet it's way worse than wheat
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Beach phones Kawaihae, HI
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Shoes Kanunu St. Honolulu, HI
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You're playing Blood Moon Rises (2026) I'm playing The Fremennik Isles (2007) We are not the same
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tall & short Airport Kahului, Maui
Two payphones
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
TPGTTFITGCIF (Thank Pope Gregory The Thirteenth For Implementing The Gregorian Calendar It's Friday)
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I wish I didn't have to unsubscribe from marketing emails every time I buy something
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
We have UKGE at home
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's that time again This year's theme is RuneScape. Really happy with how this one turned out
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
there is nothing of value on this app
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A story in 3 parts
A Google search for "are lilies safe for cats"The start of the result which says "yes, lilies..."The full result which states "yes, lilies are extremely and fatally toxic to cats"
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I had a dream there was a Morrowind Remastered with cell-shaded art and starring Matt Berry voicing the main character and I've never wanted anything more
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
No dial tone Kukui Plaza Honolulu, HI
A payphone
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Haven't heard anything from the "both parties are the same" people in a while
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's great that banks have decided the best way to get new customers is to give out money to open an account. More companies should pay for my business
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
if i go anywhere in hawai'i and there's too many white people i immediately think "this must be a bad neighbourhood"
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
There is no more to say about this matter.
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I've never seen anything beyond a 5 dimensional mango
A package that says 7D dried mangoes
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
monty python and the sorcerer's stone
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
No dial tones Pāhoa, HI
Two old payphones
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Working Payphone Olympic Blvd Los Angeles, CA
A payphone
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
los angeles, u.s.a. cons: -freezing cold (6° c) -billboards everywhere -way too big -public transit sucks -everyone speeds and drives dangerously -traffic -terrible airport pros: -has chipotle
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Jungle phone No dial tone Puna, HI
An overgrown payphone in the jungle
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It is 9:45 PM Tuesday 9 December and I have been Whammed
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Annual reminder that I'm cute
A mirror selfie of me in an orange aloha shirt
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
What if... what if we kissed at the City & County of Honolulu Department of Parks & Recreation Designated Radio Controlled Model Boat Area? 😳
A photo of a sign. In the background is a small lagoon with model sailboats
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
New release; first listen
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Speedrunning a parade by walking the opposite direction down the street
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
oh my god
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
There should be a name for the liminal space between the blinds and the window
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Happy Sunday 🌞🌈
A rainbow over the ocean
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Guess what happened again
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Wife material
A message "find my address I dare you" A reply of my address and me saying "that's actually so hot marry me"
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
How your email finds me
Jim E Brown crying
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Haven't posted in a while; here's a photo of the beach
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Everything's a fucking advertisement now
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
25,000 buckets of sand later and ol Frankie finally got an amulet of glory
A RuneScape character wearing an amulet of glory in front of the heroes guild fountain
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Trying something new: seltzer with a seltzer ice cube
A can of lacroix with a cloudy ice cube also made of lacroix
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Bloomburrow was like 6 sets ago
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
How long do we think these gloves have been here
A very old pair of gloves hanging from a pipe. They're decomposing and fused together
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𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I changed my phone number so, you know, let me know if you need it If you wanted an excuse to slide into my DMs now is your chance
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