Reposted by 𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Now that's something I didn't need to see. 0249
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you add a comma to the first sentence, Moby Dick becomes the world's longest voicemail. Call me, Ishmael. 020
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Daniel K. Inouye (This counts as a payphone) Honolulu, HI 010
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 29/07/2026My sushi guy said I look more handsome than usual today, so I got that going for me 050
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Got tangleroot! Middle teak tree on fossil island is lucky 120
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Wheat looks like it should be spelled wheet but then when you write wheet it's way worse than wheat 050
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 01/07/2026You're playing Blood Moon Rises (2026) I'm playing The Fremennik Isles (2007) We are not the same 130
Reposted by 𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 01/11/2024TPGTTFITGCIF (Thank Pope Gregory The Thirteenth For Implementing The Gregorian Calendar It's Friday) 052
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I wish I didn't have to unsubscribe from marketing emails every time I buy something 140
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 24/05/2026It's that time again This year's theme is RuneScape. Really happy with how this one turned out 040
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I had a dream there was a Morrowind Remastered with cell-shaded art and starring Matt Berry voicing the main character and I've never wanted anything more 010
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Haven't heard anything from the "both parties are the same" people in a while 020
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 10/03/2026It's great that banks have decided the best way to get new customers is to give out money to open an account. More companies should pay for my business 030
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 26/02/2026if i go anywhere in hawai'i and there's too many white people i immediately think "this must be a bad neighbourhood" 020
Reposted by 𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026There is no more to say about this matter. 0134
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I've never seen anything beyond a 5 dimensional mango 170
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 09/01/2026los angeles, u.s.a. cons: -freezing cold (6° c) -billboards everywhere -way too big -public transit sucks -everyone speeds and drives dangerously -traffic -terrible airport pros: -has chipotle 100
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 10/12/2025It is 9:45 PM Tuesday 9 December and I have been Whammed 140
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 22/11/2025What if... what if we kissed at the City & County of Honolulu Department of Parks & Recreation Designated Radio Controlled Model Boat Area? 😳 031
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Speedrunning a parade by walking the opposite direction down the street 030
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 22/09/2025There should be a name for the liminal space between the blinds and the window 120
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Haven't posted in a while; here's a photo of the beach 150
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 22/05/202525,000 buckets of sand later and ol Frankie finally got an amulet of glory 060
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Trying something new: seltzer with a seltzer ice cube 030
𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 @alohaaustin808.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I changed my phone number so, you know, let me know if you need it If you wanted an excuse to slide into my DMs now is your chance 100