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lyndaisy @lynasdf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MDMA
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What is the horse pussy respect button
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
8th bit of po-- wait what? I already did that how many 256th posts can i have
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Run Morty!
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just had a Krabby Patty and that yellow bastard Robert does not know squat about how to arrange a burger
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My favourite music sounds like a broken printer, akin to death grips, jackal queenston and portal ost If you have any printer music I am waiting
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 345 out of 2747
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 345 out of 2747
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#prawda no tak jest
Mądrość
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh Trevor when will you learn
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jolly Wangcore @jollywangcore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're all just maps in the garrys mod of life
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is Kit Bodega blood or crip
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yawn
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ceroro @ceroro.com · 15/09/2026
you definitely need some level of delusion or obsession to persist in this world
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Szkoda że dziś poniedziałek a nie 5 dni temu jak w nastepny piatek
Tato mem smieszny polska
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am the dollar bill
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the dookie
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dobrze że dziś piątek, a nie jutro jak wczoraj
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This post cured my eraser dysfunction
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
46 followers, behind your eyes there's not one anywhere
A meme of Schizophrenia 

I'm so incredibly cold
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're real, sound off
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
wait shit why do i repost stuff if no one reads anything i can post anything and no one will care, look at this funny car
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J (Almost) Everyday @sdjkisser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jay 273: Overworked. Here id a sketch of J im working on 🥹 look at her i love her { #MurderDrones #SerialDesignationJ #EveryJay }
Murder drones J sitting on a folding chair with arms over her head while she is leaning back.
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❄Will❄ @willeternal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nature is so beautiful
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
like a chud hey i did it all for the dookie(come on), the dookie (come on), so you can take that cookie and stick it up your gyatt, stick it up your gyatt
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thinkin i should draw something but i ain't thinke what
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
meme showing man looking into mirror showing gucci shirt rick and morty with the top text: "visualising in the mirror the man i want to become:"
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Had some canned tuna with mushy rice and i think I've invented dog food It was good
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#roblox
you wish
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Capaskibidi
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RTC @robloxrtc.com · 13/08/2026
The U.S. Senate is launching an investigation into Roblox.
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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BranchPuzzle @branchpuzzle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Saw an inchworm today, a few minutes ago. Whimsical bug..
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't fucking know
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🕊️ @hornakhtyotef.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#art
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Richard Cheese @richardcheese.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
douchebaglingomaxxing
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Murder Drones are smoking the battery acid. This is after a typo in a tweet from JCJenson: Footage emerged of a Murder Drone smoking a blunt. "Does this blunt make me look like I'm smoking a blunt?" And to make matters worse... Season 2 is nowhere to be seen.
Tweet from JCJenson saying "Faaaacts..." and the image attached is the same one as my main post

posted at 4:20 pm january 69th 2186, 589m retweets and 2 likes
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Faaaacts... #MurderDrones #JMurderDrones #Fanart #MurderDronesFanart #blunt
J from Murder Drones in a casual hoodie and JCJsenson cap hitting a  fat blunt with the text "I've been legit perma-tripping since I've smoked some battery acid"
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#murderdrones
J murder drones needs her screentime
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
People praise old thinkpads like its some tungsten superdoohickey device from space, which it kind of is, but forget one thing- it is still 20 year old hardware, you cant do much on it, audio freezes when too much stuff is moving and it overheats like a motherfucker, you can heat a stew on the fumes
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
8th bit of posts
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Richard Cheese @richardcheese.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Future generations will be baffled by our A.I. steak sauce.
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
On vacation #City17 #Yup #Combine #Depot
Fucking Kanye West in Half Life 2
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A Local Penguin @alocalpenguin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's hilarious to me how much efficiency improves during artfight, because the same people who have 2 year commission wait times or post once every 6 months suddenly share daily batches of multiple finished artworks at no cents a pop Not mad at all, just think it's honestly funny
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