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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨

@almostordinary.etheric-veil.com
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Computer toucher, wannabe author, mediocre photographer, knows how to scribble a pen on a touchpad sometimes, general idiot. she/they 🏳️‍⚧️

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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 27/09/2026
logging on
A stone bust of Lenin staring at a CRT computer monitor. They're both sat in an overgrown abandoned area scattered with autumn leaves
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 17/09/2026
What wondering what everyone was talking about while I was menopausal, but now stuff's adjusted, the slightest emotional damage turns into this. It's unreal (positive)
A crudely drawn stick figure comic. The first panel shows someone rushing in to tell someone else "hey check out how hard I can cry".

The second panel depicts said person crying at such high velocity that the tears are more akin to high pressure jetwash streams, complete with "PWWWWFFFFFSSSSHHHHWWWW" sound effect. They're hunching into it to stop from being launched into lower earth orbit.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 07/09/2026
The "YOU DIED" font from Dark Souls III, but with "ESTROGEN INJECTED" in trans colours instead
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 31/08/2026
Jesus Christ, they've invented the Ken Penders filter
Where do I even start? An image by "artist" Ken Penders involving a range of anthropomorphic echidna characters in a range of odd fantasy clothing. The key element is that they all have terrifyingly huge mishaped eyes, the sort that leak into your nightmares. In the darkness of your bed you'll see them peering from the crack in the wardrobe door. 

Of course, by that point it will be too late.

Too late.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 24/08/2026
Though this one's sound, you do you buddy, enjoy your Eggman material
A screenshot of a block list called "Nothing Personnel", with the subtitle "for my personal use only You were posting annoying stuff in the Dr Eggman tag or are an RP blog that was clogging up search results I just want to browse in peace"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 24/08/2026
Going for pure irony here tbh
A screenshot of a block list named "Transphobes" with the subtitle "Users who repeatedly find reasons to harass trans posters. Curious!"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 03/08/2026
And before "you can't just call everyone you don't like a nonce"
Text written by Rod Liddle in a Spectator article:

"I never found out because the thing stopping me from being a teacher was that I could not remotely conceive or not trying to shag the kids. It seemed to be virtually impossible not to, and I was convinced I'd be right in there, on day one. We're talking secondary school level here, by the way - and even then  don't think I'd  have dabbled much below year ten, as it is now called. I just though we ought to clear that up early on. At my old comprehensive school a few teachers were known to be schtupping the pupils; one of them, a female teacher who was extremely foxy in a Pot Noodle scuzzy kind of way - she copped off with some fifth-form lad, and another teacher (a man with a guitar and a" (quote ends there)
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 04/07/2026
And of course I forgot the alt text...
An image of an excerpt of text, with the word "out" highlighted for the prompt.

“Nope, but you’ve still gotta do something. Even if you know it’s useless, even if it’s just to keep them sane as they’re draining out onto the pavement, you have to be the one that keeps it together for their sake.” Caitlyn wearily rubbed her eye with the palm of her hand, sighing deeply. “The first time for me was an old lass. She was already cold by the time we got there, passed in the night and her fella had only realised when he woke up in the morning. I remember the house as we’d walked through, all the pictures hanging in their frames showing off the kids, the grand-kids, all sorts. The whole time we were cleaning up and taking him through what was happening, nobody else showed up.”

“Their family wasn’t with them?”

“Not a soul, not a peep. Not even a phone call. I’d asked him if there’s anyone he’d like us to help get in touch with and he’d just shrugged and said no. I even remember the music…it was one of those old Sinatra tunes, Witchcraft I think. Just jinglin’ quietly in the background the whole time. Bloody surreal.”

“I can imagine.”

“That wasn’t the hardest part though. A few months later, another call came in. Same house, only it was the neighbours. A welfare check, they hadn’t seen him in a while and nobody was answering the door. You just know in your heart what’s coming…walking through the darkness down the same hallway, past the same pictures, to the same bed. Only this time, there’s no music.”
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 04/07/2026
It's hard not to be morbid when a core theme of the story is each character answering "how do you deal with extreme change, like death?" Cait's a paramedic, she sees a lot of it and it shapes how she handles change. There's cheerful and heartwarming bits in there too, I swear!
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 29/06/2026
Miles O'Brien, a union man and chief engineer in Star Trek, screaming in pain.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 24/06/2026
The Doctor Who logo, a blue diamond with silver lining with large gold lined writing.

It reads "CURRY SAUCE ALL OVER YOUR ANUS. DELISH"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 13/06/2026
Use food to show where you grew up Okay, big challenge for you all: I'm only gonna use one pic, see if you can work it out...
A box containing multiple four packs of God's greatest gift to Her creation, the humble Chorley Cake. The cakes themselves are round discs of pale pastry stacked on top of each other. The pale yellow and purple box has a shelf-side label that clearly states "Real Lancashire Chorley Cakes containing pure butter", just as God intended.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 05/06/2026
A picture that captures my essence
A warning sign from a game that says "Something bad is about to happen. Do you wish to proceed?" You can accept or cancel.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 30/05/2026
If nobody else has got my back, I know they've got my back
A notification saying legend Chiitan has liked one of my posts
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 28/05/2026
A screen shot of the Doctor Who opening titles, with smeared blue and white etheric light representing the Time Vortex. Some text is visible: "Yeah well you never fucking know when it matters" - paraphrasing a Fourth Doctor outtake where he has a sweary outburst at K9
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 28/05/2026
A screen shot for the Doctor Who opening credits, a swirling smear of blue and white etheric colours representing the Time Vortex. Some title text is visible: "Is that yellowface? You can't do that, c'mon" referencing the Fourth Doctor era episode Talons of Weng-Chiang
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 18/05/2026
The things I do for work... 😒
Two images of Peter Capaldi playing The Doctor in Doctor Who. He's dressed in a dark navy hoodie open with a black t-shirt beneath.

In the first panel he's just got out of. A black SUV and is looking past the viewer with a grimace. He says "London."

In the second panel he's raised his arms to a T shape and is proclaiming "What a dump."
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 14/05/2026
A scene from the Channel 4 TV series Dark place. Two doctors are depicted in a dingy hospital corridor, one is masculine, one feminine. They've just had been having a discussion:

"Was it after Dag, or the hospital?"
"Or both?"
"Or all three?"

The image caption focuses on the line "Or all three?"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 08/05/2026
Sir Keir Starmer once again pulling the facial expression of a man who has caught his genitals in his trouser zip, much akin to his electoral strategy
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 05/05/2026
A fake Burger King logo that instead says MARSTER SARSTER
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 17/04/2026
A picture of Sir Keir Starmer with the expression of someone who has trapped his genitals in his trouser zipper again
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 09/04/2026
I know it's bait but...
A young lad is pictured clenching so hard that the veins are visible in his neck and forehead
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 09/04/2026
"Terrorism to be phased out by 2006. Three wishes per every household. Free trips to the moon for pensioners in a magic rocket. Slightly fewer speed cameras!"
A scene from the classic cartoon satire show Monkey Dust, depicting NHS surgeons mid-operation surrounded by Tony Blair making announcements from every monitor in the roomA scene from the classic cartoon satire show Monkey Dust, in which several commuters on a night-time street illuminated from the pale light through the windows of television shops, all of which depict Tony Blair making endless announcements.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 09/04/2026
An image of Hans Moleman from the Simpsons in the scene where he weakly protests that he was saying boo-urns
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 02/04/2026
Sir Keir Starmer pulling the facial expression of a man who has just caught his nuts in his trousers zip, which metaphorically aligns with his current political strategies.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 29/03/2026
An edited scene from Futurama where upon hearing "Attie can use AI to build custom feeds", Professor Farnsworth correctly responds "Tell Attie to fuck off"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 28/03/2026
"...yet"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 23/03/2026
The original name is definitely purely unbiased and absolutely not sockpuppety at all!
A screenshot from Clearsky showing that the user "jacko381" was originally registered as "greenpartyexposed" on 12/20/2025
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 12/03/2026
"I craftily infiltrated their ranks by...uhhh...giving them money and buying a ticket to a perfectly open event to stand there for hours and look miserable. Take that suckers!!!"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 12/03/2026
Wheels? C'mon, we can think bigger than wheels.
A screenshot from the game Supreme Commander depicting two heavily armed back and red battleships sprouting large mechanical legs and strolling nonchalantly out of the ocean and up the beach as though it's nothing.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 11/03/2026

“Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha". It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.'
'Why not?'
'Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.”
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 03/03/2026
Sir Keir Starmer standing in front of a red background with a pained expression from standing on yet another rake
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 27/02/2026
A picture of Sir Keir Starmer with the pained facial expression of someone who has absolutely fucked it
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 24/02/2026
The original 151 can never be beaten for their vibes and childhood memories, but finding my spooky goth ghost friend was where it really took off.
A logo celebrating Pokemon's 30th anniversary, with a stylised 30 in Ghost type purple. Mismagius, a ghost type Pokémon is peeping out of the 0. She's dark purple and shaped like a ghostly witch with red gems in her chest and a protrusion that looks like a witches hat on her head.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 14/02/2026
I can sort of look cute when I want to. I really need to take more pics of myself otherwise looking back years from now there's gonna be nothing to compare to! (That bathroom lighting is dire goddamn it)
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 20/12/2025
Mods are asleep, post noods
A very delicious bowl of ramen noodles mixed with greens, onions, gojuchang pork belly, and a tea-stained egg. There is another plate of noodles in the background.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 15/12/2025
A fake BBC News announcement with some sort of dog-like homonculus sat next to a green blanket while staring at the camera, with the caption "Scientists reveal the secret"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 02/12/2025
Jose Murinho at a press conference looking into the middle distance and saying "I prefer not to speak, if I speak, I am in big trouble"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 30/09/2025
"This art is great except for one niche thing that bothers me and only me, I gotta make a post about it and bemoan it immediately!"
A comic depicting a young man angrily decrying "I don't like thing!" A beautiful angel bathed in heavenly light descends and hands the idiot a piece of paper that simply says "ok"
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 30/09/2025
To those unaware, Imgur just geoblocked the entire UK thanks to the Online Safety Act. They didn't want to comply with the age restriction mechanic, so now any public URL for an image results in this. Which leads to a potentially interesting legal conundrum: why are they non compliant? 🧵
A screenshot of what a UK user sees for an Imgur link now: a colour gradient with the Imgur logo and the words "Content not viewable in your region"A screenshot from a video game's patch notes, but because the notes are hosted on Imgur, UK players see a small "Content is not available in your region" image instead of the notes.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 19/09/2025
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 18/09/2025
Homer Simpson looking at a sign with strategically placed slices of cheese causing it to read "do it for sixty four slices of American cheese". He is shirtless, pantless, and looks like he may have gone blind.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 01/09/2025
Imagine being so devoid of any sort of personality that he'd describe his home life as looking like this but with a flag instead of a TV, and thinking it makes him look good or like a man of the people Barely sentient ham person strikes again!
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 28/08/2025
I'm basic as all hell, so I'm all about the Shaggy Inkcap. Scruffy little goth kid of the mushroom world!
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 20/07/2025
Post your #oc and the song that perfectly describes them Lets do Hannah too, why not. Lost beneath the waters on a cold inky night, a ghost who fears the dark and is searching for a light to guide the way to what comes next. Art credit to @fionacreates.bsky.social again!
A blonde haired woman drenched in water, looking towards the viewer with a pensive look with a touch of fear. Her skin is pallid, her blue eyes shine with an unnatural cats-eye like effect. She's wearing a yellow blazer over a pink strawberry themed dress, both of which are also soaked wet through. The album art for the song Lights, with Ellie Goulding looking at the viewer half cast in light. There's spots of bokeh light.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 20/07/2025
Post your #oc and the song that perfectly describes them Caitlyn's life took a crash course in a new direction the night she almost died, and now she's off into the night to find some answers. Art credit to @fionacreates.bsky.social!
A woman with long ginger hair and greenish eyes investigates something with a slightly concerned expression. She's wearing a red leather jacket and is holding an active flashlight just off to the sideA screenshot from Spotify of the album cover for the single Into The Night by Off Lights and Smash Into Pieces. The artwork is an odd textural experience in deep red that is akin to thick smoke or folded light fabric.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 25/06/2025
Bourgie version of the classic tbh
A limited edition Tesco Strawberries and Clotted Cream sandwich. It's a slightly seeded bread with a sliced strawberry and cream filling, sliced into triangles.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 02/05/2025
Literally me trying to climb through the screen and eat him already
A woman wearing glasses is angrily biting her laptop
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 31/03/2025
I know the answer to this is to dust off my long forgotten 3D sculpting skills but first I'd have to invent a machine that adds more hours to a day and more energy to these tired old bones.
The face of a white cat that looks like it's had enough of life and is just tired of it all. It's eyes are heavy with the weight of a thousand days of hardship. It's ears droop, bereft of joy. Perhaps it's thinking of how life as a kitten was overflowing with carefree happiness and not having to know what taxes are. All it wants is some rest, but there is no rest here for the wicked. No rest at all.
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 11/03/2025
Something's cooking, though whether it's a hearty comfort meal or carbonised remnants stuck to the bottom of the pan remains to be seen.
An extremely rough drawing of a woman wearing a lab coat and holding an iPad while adjusting her glasses. It's less of a drawing and more "the artist poured digital paint into shapes vaguely resembling a human and hoped for the best"
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