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Tom Parslow

@almostobsolete.net
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Acceptable code typer. Sometimes-ok food cooker. Brighton liver-in. SaaS company haver. Staff member for two cats. Was @almostobsolete on Twitter before all that stuff. Am currently @almostobsolete@mastodon.me.uk on Mastodon.

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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 21/04/2026
Imposter Club Presents ... Nodeventure 📅 Saturday May 2nd 1pm - 4pm 📍The Skiff, Brighton, UK Free workshop! Build a multiplayer text adventure game together. Open to all. Write room descriptions and link them together! Lots of hacking options for coders. Tickets buy.orderwhizz.com/31/events/31...
Green text on a black background. A few turns of a text adventure being played.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 14/11/2025
Hello #ffconf from Pippin Enjoyed Chet's talk a lot even if he did call us all influencers 😲
Fluffy white kitty belly
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 04/07/2025
First try making my own dumplings (including the casings). Filled with pork, garlic and ginger. Fried to make the bottoms crispy then steamed the rest of the way. A bit lumpy and misshapen, but delcious! Ate with some steamed pak choi (not pictured) 😋 #cooking
8 lumpy misshapen dumplings in a circle around a soy sauce based dip with sesame seeds and spring onions floating it. A close up of one of the lumpy dumplings Close up of the sauce
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 02/07/2025
First time making my own pasta. Don't have the equipment so just rolled out with a rolling pin. Made up a sauce as I went along with shallots, a white wine reduction, chick stock and lemon juice (not sure if sauce has a name, but is delicious). Pleased with it, good texture and very tasty 😋 #cooking
Close up of pasta. Looks kinda like thick tagliatelle. Sauce, flakes of salmon and black pepper are visible. Same as the other photo except pulling back a bit more to show the bowl containing the pasta.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 30/06/2025
Merry makes the leap #cats
A cat caught mid leap from a fence onto some grey tiles. His tail is starlight up and hes at the point im the leap where a four legs are pointing down. He's a bit blurred.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 20/06/2025

    Head low in the water, mouth at water level
    Head tilted back with mouth open
    Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus
    Eyes closed
    Hair over forehead or eyes
    Not using legs—vertical
    Hyperventilating or gasping
    Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway
    Trying to roll over on the back
    Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 15/06/2025
Merry on the prowl #cats
A tabby cat on an unfinished concrete ledge shot from below against a blue sky with wispy white clouds.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 10/06/2025
UX is my passion #ux
I dialog that says "Cancel this order?" and the options are Cancel or Cancel.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 06/06/2025
New levels of petty hitherto unknown to science. #trump #musk #breakup #heartbreak #bestdayever
Headline from BBC news: Trump considering selling his Tesla and not interested in talking to Musk yet after public row
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 29/05/2025
And now all those pistachios are a small amount of paste. Ready to go into the cheese cake!
A bowl of green muddy looking paste
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 29/05/2025
I should really start buying pistachios already shelled. Going to make my cheese cake taste good though! #cooking
A bowl of shelled pistachios next to a bowl of pistachio shells on a table with two empty packets and some shell on pistachios in a pile.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 26/05/2025
Builders doing work on my patio. One of the labourer lads comes in to use the loo and sees me playing the new(ish) Indiana Jones game. Asks if I've played spiderman and I said I didn't really enjoy it. His reply is "I guess that's more popular with young people?"
Spider Man in Avengers Endgame (I think?) turning into dust
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 11/05/2025
Totally normal cat sleeping in a totally normal position.
Tabby cat in a weird position. His back legs are in the air, belly exposed, front legs bending to the left sorting of twisting his body around.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 10/05/2025
Really getting the hang of bagels now I think. Going to have them with Salt Beef I've been brining for the last week and some home pickled mini cucumbers. #cooking
8 slightly wonky bagels with sesame seeds on them on a cooling rack.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 04/05/2025
Bagels! First time making them, a bit "rustic" looking which I'm fine with. Delicious and chewy just like I wanted 😀 #cooking 🍽
7 mishappen bagels on a cooling rack. Assorted toppings.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 01/05/2025
#catsinsinks
A tabby cat sitting in a very small sink. Sat on vack paws with front paws on the edge. Looking into camera with eyes a little closed.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 12/04/2025
I try, lift, I try
A lift door with signs one of which reads "do not be overloaded"
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 22/03/2025
Excited for the movie event of the year www.keanuiscoming.co.uk/point-broke-...
A poster for the premiere of "Point Broke" a no-budget remake of Point Break. Sat 20th sep 2025 at the Ironworks Studios in Brighton. Tickets to go on sale mid-june.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 10/03/2025
No Sainsbury's I don't think frozen mushrooms make a good substitute for frozen onions!
Substitutions (1)

We’ve tried to pick the best substitute for the unavailable items below. If you’re not happy with these substitutions, you can give them back to the driver and we’ll send you a refund.
Items	Quantity	Price
Sainsbury's Chopped Onions 500g	at a quantity of 3	£2.97

Substituted with
Sainsbury's Sliced Mushrooms, Inspired to Cook 500g	at a quantity of 3	£2.97
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 03/03/2025
Incisive political commentary that also happens to be true. #brighton
Some crudely drawn graffiti letters onom the side of a small park building (with grass on its roof) spell out "TRUMP MEANS FART" in pink angular capitals letters.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 28/02/2025
Our cats have a new toy. Neither of us bought them a new toy. Our cats have apparently stolen a new toy from somewhere.
A grubby looking toy mouse. It has a grey body and big yellow eats. A label on the side says "bam!"
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 11/02/2025
Cauliflower and goat cheese soup topped with croutons, pickled red onions, and, a dash of balsamic glaze. 🍽 #food #cooking
White thick Soup with some croutons red onion and a splash of black balsamic glaze
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 15/01/2025
Pippin is very interested in the bird on our neighbour's roof #cats
A cat with a white chest and tabby back sits up in a window looking longingly out and up
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 01/01/2025
So @bigbluejean.bsky.social has tucked in Pippin with a blanket and a hot water bottle (don't worry it's still warm but not too hot) and I think he's living his best cat life. #cats
A very chilled out cat under a blanket being stroked by a human hand. A red and white spotted hat water bottle cover is visible. The cat's white chest, front leg and nose are visible along with his tabby head. His eyes are closed and he looks asleep.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 16/12/2024
Pippin is just chillin' #cats
A sleeping cat with white face and front paws and a tabby back.
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 12/12/2024
Muddy paws! #cats
A sleeping cat with tabby back and white belly and face
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 05/12/2024
Who dares disturb my slumber?
A cat with a tabby back and white belly lying on a blanket with head turned towards the camera blurred with mouth open
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 30/11/2024
Basque Burnt Cheesecake #cooking #baking 🍽
A basque burnt cheese cake
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 27/11/2024
What is the charge? Using a stock pot? A...
A succulent chicken stock pot
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 26/11/2024
Peanut butter cookies. Had never heard of them before they were mentioned on an episode of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I listen to today (great new podcast btw). Turns out they're basically just peanut butter and sugar, surer easy to make. Delicious! 🍽
Some rough shaped cookies on a plate with visible chunks of peanut
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 26/11/2024
Snoozing with the cables
A cat sleeping next to some tangled cables
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 23/11/2024
Good way to spend a Saturday morning
Tabby cay being cradled like baby with his belly exposed
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 21/11/2024
The bots are on Bluesky!
Chat from an account called "Jenny" saying "Hello handsome"
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Tom Parslow @almostobsolete.net · 18/11/2024
Hello Bluesky I'm new here. Here are some Pastel de Nata I baked...
A plate of 8 egg tarts. The egg filling glistens and has dark spots
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