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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Inter Miami fans: Columbus couldn’t win without us getting a red card the red card: issued in the 97th minute

✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Refs who actually do calls against Inter Miami are so much stronger than me bc the second those whiny bitch babies were in my face, I’d be losing my job

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Writing a song called Cleveland! and not even mentioning Tim Misny or the eyebrow is very unserious behavior

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

going through my stickers & damn, when Wilfried Nancy said “impossible is an opinion,” we really ATE that shit UP, lol

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

me every time i look at the Columbus Crew roster since the summer transfer window:

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

saying “don’t forget this is a man’s sport” to a woman referee when the team you coach is mostly teenage children and a few young adults is WILD. i hope Higuain’s dumbass never works in this sport again.

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Near, Far(si), wherever you are I believe that the ball will go in Once more, you open the score And you're here in the net And the score will go up and up #crew96

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Happy Chad Powers S2 release day to me and its three other fans

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

lol, it’s a show (essentially the Gen Z Friends) that’s S2 just dropped this week & one of the main characters is named Issa

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Being a Columbus Crew girly and also an Adults girly at a time when the public is mad at Columbus Crew Issa but obsessed with Adults Issa is giving me whiplash

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sure, we’re in a new foreign war we can’t get ourselves out of, inflation is going up, jobs are going down, gas is $5 a gallon, measles are back, our lettuce gives us the shits and we’re flooding the market with mystery meat, but at least it’s not Lake Ontario anymore, amirite.

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the bright side of the Crew sucking rn is that we don’t have to worry about winning MLS Cup and being embarrassed and ashamed if they opted in to the White House visit during a Trump presidency 🤪

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

it’s actually really beautiful that as a society, we’ve decided the best way to honor Dolly is tits out, book open, glitter on 🦋

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

happy one month anniversary to Tunnelgate, the greatest five minutes of my life 🖤💛✨

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

imagine getting out of the Big Brother house and finding out Hayden Panettiere AND Dolly Parton died

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Xenos is wild for changing its name to escape the cult allegations and choosing DWELL, which is arguably way more culty

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Near, Far(si), wherever you are I believe that the ball will go in Once more, you open the score And you're here in the net And the score will go up and up #crew96

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

putting my prediction in now that Wilfried Nancy comes back to Columbus to coach our NWSL team bc we don’t call him Ted Lasseaux for no reason. watch this space 🤪 #crew96

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

make Laurent Crewtois the permanent head coach rn #crew96

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

We said make the Columbus Crew fun again and Laurent Courtois said bet

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If I had a nickel for every time Middlesbrough FC acquired my favorite Columbus Crew player, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

unfortunately Mo Farsi making a run for the tunnel and then Nariman restraining him and then Malte Amundsen making a run for it and then Mo breaking free and making another run for it is the single funniest thing I have ever seen in my life & I don’t think anything else will ever top it

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It’s very interesting that FC Cincinnati fans will watch their player instigate a brawl and then use the words “thug,” “gang,” and “animal” behavior when Black players on the opposing team stick up for their teammates

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

anyway, I would die for Mo Farsi and Malte Amundsen

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

As someone whose favorite hobby is other people’s drama, the aftermath of the Columbus Crew vs FC Cincy Hell Is Real match was the single greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I love soccer. Ohio is Black & Gold, babyyyyy

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

now that we’re back to a French (interim) coach, I am once again asking for the Crew to implement a crêpe stand in the stadium

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

once again just here to say that if I worked for the Columbus Crew or Roosters, I would be facilitating the Crewsters collaboration in which after every Columbus Crew loss, the people get a free order of dumpster fries #crew96

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

interesting that now that Nagbe has retired and is no longer able to be aggressively fouled every three seconds, that the new tactic for teams is to just try a full rumble vs the Crew

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

the one reason i do hope that god & hell are real is so that all of the maga “christians” can feel & look dumb as hell when they get Drop Towered straight down to hell

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

wild how Great Expectations, Stay Gold, Throwing in the Towel, and Finale (Tulsa ‘67) are the four greatest songs ever written and they’re all in the Outsiders Musical

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

if i had a nickel for every time a sports comedy tv show set at a fictional college in the South that’s colors are blue and yellow made me ugly cry during the finale in the past six months, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

sometimes I think I’m mentally stable but then I just ugly cried when “365 Days to Daytona” popped up on the screen in the Stumble finale

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

FIFA saw the escalating call for the World Cup to be moved out of the US and then said let’s do a song with Jelly Roll

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

It’s not all men. But it IS men picked to represent their country on the world’s biggest stage acting that way on video in their uniforms with flags draped around their shoulders and medals around their necks.

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

the circle of life except it’s me never shutting up about Heated Rivalry & then people i know breaking down & watching it so i’ll finally shut the fuck up about it except they end up getting all the way hooked & i still don’t shut up about it

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

do NOT call yourself a fan of a sport or a league if a 60 second “drinks break” to allow Muslim players to break fast during Ramadan triggers you. fuck all the way off.

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

the correct ranking of the 2026 mls kits, as a woman with eyes

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

there is no one on earth who LOVES to say celebrities should stay out of politics more than someone who voted for a reality TV star to be president of the United States of America THREE times

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Big fan of whatever is going on on Toulouse FC’s social media accounts and in their locker room

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

if I worked for the Columbus Crew &/or Roosters, I’d work out a sponsorship deal for a free dumpster fry after each home tie or loss #Crew96

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

preparing for battle (the official JRR announcement) #crew96

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

call me old fashioned, but I’d argue that the masked men beating the shit out of people and then murdering them in the streets on video in broad daylight are the domestic terrorists, not the civilian bystanders. anyway, as always, fuck ICE.

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Bad Things, acrylic on canvas paper meant to do a more realistic color scheme but ended up liking the juxtaposition of Shane & Ilya against the underpainting colors & decided to double down.

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

all obviously still works in progress, but I really am about to have a full Heated Rivalry portfolio for no reason in like a week ☠️

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

the Venn diagram of people who thought mask mandates were government overreach and people who think it’s fine that we’re being told we need to be prepared to prove our citizenship at any given moment is a circle

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Good reminder from this state highway!

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

No offense to my fellow Columbus Crew supporters, but why do y’all see a photo of a blue eye and then start naming players with the brownest eyes known to man ☠️

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

time to engage in my favorite hobby: critiquing celebrity red carpet looks while my wardrobe consists of jeans and the same eight Columbus Crew tshirts on repeat

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Also there’s like three years of footage of Ken Jennings hosting Jeopardy and vehemently using people’s pronouns & never misgendering trans/nonbinary contestants. You can’t boycott something you never watched in the first place, you dumbasses.

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✨🪩 domi 🪩✨ @almostdomi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I’m sorry, people are upset that Ken Jennings is liberal??? They expected someone smart enough to win 74 games of Jeopardy to be MAGA???

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