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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The next time someone tries to tell me The Canes lost out on the Great Rantanen Trade of '25, I'm gonna point to this game, and last year's post season. Shorty and a Hatty??

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine going to a hockey game and complaining that the 10 year old behind you is occasionally kicking your seat. While you're watching the sport where people tackle each other into plexiglass for fun....

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gotta love a spouse who carries your giant suitcase out to the car for you. 🖤

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just gonna listen to Noah Kahan as I contemplate moving my family across the country

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Punk festivals is knowing the difference between How much money do you /make/?? ( Shock) And What tax bracket are you in? (Derogatory at your entitlement)

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There's gonna have to be a lot of heavy lifting in these last 50 pages 📚📚

A book viewed from top down, held open by a finger. Indicating 50 pages left in the book

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"the only thing this night is missing is mozzarella sticks" - boss human

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Doesn't matter if I'm traveling. If I see a little library I'm going to take a look. 📚💙

A little library with the sign Maya's Little Library

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I only ever open fb when I'm on my desktop. I have gotten several ads and suggested posts pushing having children. It's very unsettling and I do not like it

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have a three leg, 13 day trip, coming up. Chaining personal travel into a work trip. I've never been more nervous about under estimating how many books I'll read on a trip before 📚💙

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This book broke me, but in a good way. 📚💙

A book jacket for the book Operation Bounce House by Matt Dinniman. It shows main character, Oliver holding a pitchfork in front of a burning barn with robots in the roof

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This Why Choose romance is taking too long to get to the Not Choosing part, if you ask me

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Bartending will always be a fundamental part of my history, but getting fired from my last bartending job will forever be the best thing that's ever happened to me

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Gory Rory 🩸 @yellowlikedaisy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

this is me for the rest of the night ✌️ #booksky #reading #bedrotting

A woman laying in bed holding a book over her while reading and over the picture it says:

“the vibe i bring to the function”

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Fuck the "would you love me if I was a worm" question? Would you declare war on my father's duchy if you caught him beating me???? 📚💙

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

My husband might never truly understand my emotional swings, but he'll be damned if he doesn't support me through them. Tonight it was sitting with me while I clung to him and sobbed over pet relationships in Dungeon Crawler Carl

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Some trauma responses are so sneaky. My husband and I have been together for 12 years, and he still has to remind me that, just because he is doing his weekly chores does not mean I have to do mine right this minute.

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Reading doesn't mean buying physical books, either. The first person to explain to me that somehow, my husband listening to books instead of reading them makes it impossible for us to discuss them, wins a prize

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

That's a hell of a way to spell Sex Pest

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

My husband bought me Dungeon Crawler Carl, because he's loved the series and really wanted me to read it. I was skeptical. Finished the first book in two days on a work trip.

static.klipy.com

The Good Place Oops Moment

ALT: The Good Place Oops Moment

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

One of the strange things about my job is knowing that, while it's primarily online now, most of my staff are people that worked in an in-person event circuit previously. So, I might not recognize online handles now, but there's a solid chance I have met them before

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BarDown @bardown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The beef we didn't know we needed 😂

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

My poor husband. New slow burn romance noises all day into a night of Canes hockey noises.

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Some days it's difficult to remember why we endeavor to not go to bed angry. Sometimes the reminder is that I want to be big spoon, and trust that tomorrow will bring deeper conversations

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If I have to suffer debilitating cramps, and full body pain as payment at the crossroads for a Pens win, I will take it

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

TSA at ORD T5 was moving as usual today.

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Should I start actively using/talking about my reading club discord again??

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

The patriarchy makes fun of romance as a genre but I'm over here just wanting one suitor who's going to help immunize me to poisons while another threatens to k*all the first if anything happens to me

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Binging Heated Rivalry because real life mens hockey has made me sad. PWHL starts when??

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I've seen a lot of discourse lately around the degradation of romance as a literary genre, mostly in the way people look down on the "smut" while fems will tell you the like the plot and the empowerment

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Peacock, we really playing ads for the Olympics on the streaming platform I'm usually actively watch the Olympics??

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Hey Google, Play Chelsea Dagger 🏒🗡️

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

It's currently a Feels Like -27°c, I'm drinking whisky on the rocks, and my FYP is all clips of new Noah Kahan music. Something tells me my emotional regulation is about to be torpedoed

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

It's 3am. You have to stay awake to push something live online in an hour. Your brain has reached the *miming eating alone* What do you want to eat? *More eating gesticulation* Oh, cheese. Yea

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Small victory if the day. After fighting with Google Sheets for the better part of a week, I finally won the battle and got it to do what I wanted!

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 24/12/2025

NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

How do you bully your bosses into actually using the calendars you set up for them?? >__<

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Beca Dreadful 🖤🌙 @becadreads.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

As this year comes to an end and you see people post their reading achievements, please do not compare yourself to others. Your time, reading speed & books you pick up are unique to you. No one else will pick up the same combination of books or have the same thoughts about those books as you will.

A little grey cat looking like it is reading a book. It has its little paw on the page, looking at it

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Recently was explaining to my husband why I reread the same romance/smut books over & over. Not because the smut is good, but because the story and romance is, too. 💙📚

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I should ask my husband to start a tally. How many times does he hear me yell "get him! That is the opposite of getting him" at the TV during football games 🤣

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

One of my best friends just threatened to get my husband an RC Nerf TANK so he can inform me when the exclamations over my book are getting loud 🤣😂 Get friends and partners who understand and support you 💙📚

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Did my husband just walk into the living room and ask if I'm okay because I was making agitated noises at my boom? Yes. Yes he did 💙📚

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

A bit ago, my local book store had a display for "women in translation" I've been absolutely enamored with this story 📚💙

A photo of a book cover. "A Winter's Promise" by Christelle Dabos. Translated from French by Hildegarde Serle

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Something about winter, when my reading nook is chilly and dim, while his office is bright and warm, is just perfect. 💙📚

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

It's 1am. And I am trying to explain to my husband, via text, why he's hearing me sob from across the house. Babe, the Tzar is marrying some random woman for political safety and not the man he's really in love with and everyone is sad

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Disney and ESPN pulling all content from YouTube TV only to have the ESPN Roku app be such ass is wild It's crashed so many times today and I've missed the end of two different hockey periods, and the end of a game, because of it

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I've started ending my work nights with Money from Cabaret. Zero regrets

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Alice @almostalice.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

How does Moody still have a job? Glad he made that one

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