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@almost2online.bsky.social

One-sentence explainers of what people are talking about. Probably won't be the most timely information, but it will be here. If you don't find the answer here, please DM if you go down the rabbit hole yourself.

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

They are talking about birthright citizenship. I'm not sure why.

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Lizza has posted part 2 of this story, which has a gross poem about a blowjob by RFK jr as a teaser and also more gross sex stuff* if you want to pay. That's what they're talking about. * not judging; if RFK jr is involved it is per se gross

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

She also wrote some sort of terrible memoir, apparently.

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

There's a [former?] journalist named Olivia Nuzzi who covered presidential campaigns. She had an affair with RFK Jr. while covering his 2024 run and also with Mark Sanford in 2020 (the hiking-in-Argentina SC governor), according to her ex-fiancé, Ryan Lizza. That's what they're talking about.

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Trump proposed 50 year mortgages as a way to address housing. That's what they are talking about.

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Kim Kardashian said the moon landing was fake on a podcast or something. That's what they're talking about.

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani told a story about his aunt, but the person was actually his father's cousin, and his opponents are making a big deal about it. That's what people are talking about.

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Feel free to reply to posts here and provide more context or links or whatever, but this account won't try to do that. The point here is to tell people--as simply as possible--what the heck people are talking about so they don't have to search it out on their own. /x

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I will try to figure things out and post here as soon as I can, but if you don't find the answer here and wind up figuring it out yourself, you can DM or tag this account and I'll put it up for others to find. /2

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

This account is for people who are almost too online but not enough to know what people are talking about. Every post will be a one sentence explanation, like: x person, candidate for whatever, has a tattoo which says whatever, which is racist. (This intro post doesn't count) /1

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Trump is tearing down part of the East Wing of the White House to build a big ballroom.

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Here is the first post: bsky.app/profile/almo...

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Almost Too Online @almost2online.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Graham Planter, who is trying to win the Democratic nomination for Susan Collins's Senate seat, has a skull tattoo like the German "death's head" tattoo worn by actual Nazis. That's what they are talking about.

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