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Utah Cuban

@almendares52.bsky.social
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Cat guy, Jeopardy Winner, follows science and Classic motor racing.

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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 13h
Coach Tommy needs no help in making hisself look stupid.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 13h
“By the American people “ he meant himself: Trump.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 16h
Trump giving Vlad his daily tongue bath.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 16h
Trump killed the art of parody.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 19h
Emmer’s mouth is an open sewer of lies.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pizza the Hutt
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Great Gates of Kyiv. Mussorgsky
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He gets a Lifetime Nobel for humility.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s on drugs.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He may have a counterweight on his ass to keep himself reasonably upright in his 2” lifts.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rodney Dangerfield: last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My tv almost imploded from the suction.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nature hates a vacuum. Alex jones fills Limbaugh's space, Carlson fills Jones's
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An example of the “shelf effect “ that cartoonist R. Crumb looked for… in women.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We would have been better off if he had won in 2020. He had 4 years to complete the coup he started on J6. Biden and Garland helped out.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sounds like Dr. McCoy. I'm not a doctor, Jim.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Might be where Natalie keeps her plane.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big enough for a week's supply of diapers and butt paste.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No squid porn? They haven't looked enough.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They keep promising a good time.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like walking on a rolling deck.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same circle, new jerks.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loin Jeebus.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More like “golden shower”.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go get the "Concert for George" DVD. 2002 tribute to George Harrison. Lots of Billy (the 5th Beatle) Preston. Lots of good extras.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In geologic terms.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eyes like assholes.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To say nothing of further enriching himself and his family.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stupid fucks all the way.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These fuckers (the GOP) will find a way to make money off of people’s misery that they likely caused.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
…and a couple of slices of Wonder Bread.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump doesn’t eat veggies.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Violating laws is Trump’s lifestyle. Who’s going to do something about it?
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No mention of the 4th member of the Trinity: Barbara Bach. Daisy Duke. A show best watched with the sound off and your finger on the FF button.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Surely
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is the GOP’s fault. Fuck them all.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Phlogiston. Miasmas.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Highly competitive for the title.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Leeches are used as part of treatment for some infected wounds. Most hospitals will have a tank of them.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watch out for miasmas and dark humours.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What happens when "Business" men are in charge.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A firm understanding of how trade works. Wharton Business should take back their degree.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hard core hard right Cuban talk show host.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Scott is asking CEOs to do the right thing.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Miami TV talking head. Reactionary version of Oprah or Phil Donahue. Nasty and rude.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Where are the people with the white jackets and butterfly nets?
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did he mean self-pleasure?
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They will pray 🙏 on it.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Creative ways to fuck over the public in the open and get away with it.
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Utah Cuban @almendares52.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
More like getting a surprise prostate exam.
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