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Ally Wetz ✪

@allywetz.bsky.social
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Childless Cat Lady. Digital Media/Stage Manager/Splits Enthusiast living in the city of Chi. Insta📷: @allywetz ; @allydoesthesplits #allywetzherpants

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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Kept talking points for the water cooler tomorrow
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Yogurt - *expires 7/8/2025* Me - We’ll see about that.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
“Dobson! We’ve got Dobson here!” -The Devil
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Unpopular opinion: I don’t mind the Chicago Air and Water Show. So there’s a little vroom vroom in the sky for one weekend? Reminds me of home. (Dayton, OH)
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Never let Lauren be HoH again, she’s playing a weak-ass, baby bitch game. Boooooring. #bb27
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I historically have not liked Rachel Reilly, but if there’s one thing I EAT UP it’s when people are afraid of a woman. #BB27 #BigBrother27 #BigBrother
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Girls trip to Barbados and Curaçao? #amybradleyismissing
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Microdosing Pepto just in case.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Nothing’s guaranteed in life except for the toilets at work are going to flush while I’m sitting on them.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I just applauded in my living room. #nicolandria
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
She’s said opportunily and gratituily at least twice each now, so it’s really just that she doesn’t know those words.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Ace- I feel like I been doing good America - NOPE #loveislandusa
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
✅Amaya ✅ Bryan (for standing up for our Papaya) #LoveIslandUSA
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Y’all I am officially a Nicolandria stan that last scene Nic had me kicking my feet #loveislandusa
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
One thing guaranteed in life is that my Nail Spa will always call me back.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I didn’t know she was Ozian! #loveislandUSA
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
We all just doin a lil swig of Pepto before bed.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I think it’s funny the worst women on the show is married to the best man on the show. #TheValley
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Huda absoluuuuuuutely crashing out in every direction #loveislandusa
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Why did Paige disappear halfway through this challenge? #loveislandusa
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I think they probably aren’t allowed to discuss political affiliations? But letting Chelley connect with a Trump supporter without knowing is naaaaaaasty work. #loveislandUSA
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
how it feels to finally see a reality show be the number 1 trending topic on this app #LoveIslandUSA
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Nic is cute but I know his hair is like that because it’s hiding a Hey Arnold shaped head. #LoveIslandUSA
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Just a reminder that it’s Friday night, and you’re an adult, so you can order your own pizza right now. #TGIF
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Hannah and Marciano are both garbage humans, and they deserve each other. #vanderpumpvilla
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
My eyes are so pretty, I wish I could see them more often.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
One thing about Sherri Papini is that she commits to the bit.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
What’s with the Vanderpump Villa theme song? It sounds like someone was trying to be cool like White Lotus and then goes into the X-Files?
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
“Don’t mess with me. I’m not a mom, I’m a sister.” - me to someone’s annoying only child rn
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I’ve watched almost 2 full seasons of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives at this point, and to be completely honest I still can’t tell the difference between like four of the women.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I need Laura to figure out her eyebrows. #belowdeckmed
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
When checking out at Petco and it asks if I want to donate to help animals, like who do you think this $70 worth of wet food is for?
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I like how it it’s called The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, as if they haven’t made their entire lives completely public.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I’m shocked and appalled at how the “owners” flipped and RUINED the Chicago pink house. My dream is dead.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The most unbelievable part of Final Destination 2 is I don’t believe that many people would be driving with their windows down on the highway.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The last line of You was perfect.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Always such a bummer to remember that exercise endorphins are real.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Really disappointing to hear a song I like and then see that it’s Kayne.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Joel’s dead? Please tell me it’s like Jon Snow.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The first ep of Handmaid’s Tale has me ugly crying
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The mandatory writing on the Starbucks cups gives forced labor workers trying to reach out for help
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I am always down to clown with proper notice.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Sinners? Go see it immediately. In the theatre.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I know I’m getting old because I simply *will not* be downloading another app so that I can check in to my dermatologist appointment.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I desperately need Lexi to cool it with the lip liner. Still not sure that will make her likable, tho. #SummerHouse
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Yikes, lost a lot of respect for David tonight. #Survivor
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Has there ever been better casting in history than Yellowjackets? #yellowjackets
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
You have to be so fucking stupid to think pro-trans means anti-woman. I’m looking at you, Joanne Kathleen Rowling.
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
#WhiteLotus
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Ally Wetz ✪ @allywetz.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Honestly I didn’t even notice Carrie Coon’s full sprint until someone pointed it out afterward, because that’s the correct American reaction. #WhiteLotus
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