Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Legally, you cannot get out of that. That is a full day commitment. I don't make the rules. 010
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Because no one warned us. And apparently estrogen controls everything. Brain fog? Peri. Plantar fasciitis? Peri. Sore joints? Peri. Rage? Peri. Can't sleep? Peri. 010
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My parents took me to see this at the drive-in. I was 9. 000
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I love that he thinks Ken is in charge of the contestants. 130
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I work in a grocery store. The amount of people who just bring in their pets, and are offended when I say "no pets." There's open food around. Why does your dog dog have to go everywhere? 1131
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Are you talking with your fellow congresspeople about impeachment? How much more unhinged does that man need to get? 010
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 05/03/2026@carbajal.house.gov can you get on board with this? 010
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I shocked some Jehovah's witnesses once by telling them I'm an atheist. They honestly didn't know what to say. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ 000
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I found out I still was following him. I very quickly unfollowed and blocked. *shudder* 120
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I enjoyed it. It definitely had slow spots. Also with my ADHD pattern recognition I figured out who the killer was in 5 minutes. So I kept watching to see if I was right. I was. 110
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I have a Frigidaire, and I never, in 18 years, put together the it meant Frigid Air. This question made me rethink my life. 110
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 24/04/2025A Butterscotch pot de creme I had in Boston. The restaurant is no longer there. So, so good. 010
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I saw a meme once that said, life begins when you realize you don't need a special occasion to eat Brie. I believe this with my whole heart. 010
Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 27/03/2025This is why my uncle didn't watch the Cosby Show. I never really liked him, but when my mom told me this, I was done 000