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Allysen

@allysenreads.bsky.social
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Radical leftist, intersectional feminist. Lost on Jeopardy.

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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Legally, you cannot get out of that. That is a full day commitment. I don't make the rules.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm waiting for Jake Tapper's hard-hitting take.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love this movie!
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Because no one warned us. And apparently estrogen controls everything. Brain fog? Peri. Plantar fasciitis? Peri. Sore joints? Peri. Rage? Peri. Can't sleep? Peri.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My parents took me to see this at the drive-in. I was 9.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I love that he thinks Ken is in charge of the contestants.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I work in a grocery store. The amount of people who just bring in their pets, and are offended when I say "no pets." There's open food around. Why does your dog dog have to go everywhere?
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Are you talking with your fellow congresspeople about impeachment? How much more unhinged does that man need to get?
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@carbajal.house.gov can you get on board with this?
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
And the debut of Angela Lansbury.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I shocked some Jehovah's witnesses once by telling them I'm an atheist. They honestly didn't know what to say. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It is past time to impeach that man.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I found out I still was following him. I very quickly unfollowed and blocked. *shudder*
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
@carbajal.house.gov what the hell, man?
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Molly had black patent leather Mary Jane's.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Those mashed potatoes are so dry.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I enjoyed it. It definitely had slow spots. Also with my ADHD pattern recognition I figured out who the killer was in 5 minutes. So I kept watching to see if I was right. I was.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I saw him play the Phantom of the Opera.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I have a Frigidaire, and I never, in 18 years, put together the it meant Frigid Air. This question made me rethink my life.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Time for me to unfollow her.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
My dad.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
People who use their speakerphone in public.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A Butterscotch pot de creme I had in Boston. The restaurant is no longer there. So, so good.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I saw a meme once that said, life begins when you realize you don't need a special occasion to eat Brie. I believe this with my whole heart.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This is why my uncle didn't watch the Cosby Show. I never really liked him, but when my mom told me this, I was done
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is Grey.
A grey cat curled up with his little paw covering his face. He's on a Disney Jasmine blanket.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Blessed be the dumbfucks.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Fluffy belly!!
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
I've watched it 3 times.
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Allysen @allysenreads.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
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