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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
actually maybe just two
a Necromunda Heretek miniature a Necromunda Ministorum Preacher miniature
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to go a BIT later...
ravenstone logo but in a slightly later White Dwarf gold chrome
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
have you considered going full White Dwarf
ravenstone logo but in the classic White Dwarf chrome
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
damn, guess James Hetfield was right all along
a screenshot from an early 2000s flash animation; a crude caricature of James Hetfield with the caption BEER GOOOOD, NAPSTER BAD
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is some cyberpunk dystopia background ad design right here
a screenshot of some kind of beauty treatment(?) ad: a woman wears a white plastic collar with a oval panel covering her chest. both are glowing red/orange from below. Across it, text reads "Better & faster results"
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a screenshot from the Tick animated series, showing Chairface Chippendale's failed attempt to write his name on the moon. (He only got as far as "CHA")
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
while I am sure there are some transphobic assholes at Empire LRP, I very much enjoy that the organisers take a firm, clear, and consistent stand on what those opinions are worth to the game & community. nothing.
A notification taped to the outside of a toilet block at Empire LRP (or LARP if you're feeling action orientated). It reads:

"All participants should use the facilities they feel most comfortable using 

Profound Decisions' conduct rules prohibit challenging other participants about their choice of facilities"
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
An Achwood panel, Roast Beef looking at a guilty Ray
From this comic:
https://achewood.com/2004/04/29/title.html
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
aw yus the t-shirts I ordered arrived while I was away
A cream t-shirt with red printing. A cute cartoon dog in a sailor costume does a peace sign. Above, text reads: TOTAL INFORMATION COLLAPSE.  Below: THE END OF ALL CONSENSUS REALITY. RHE DAMAGE CANNOT BE UNDONE A black t-shirt with gold printing. It is mostly psudeo+scientific diagrams and nonsense. The main text reads; "FINAL WARNING, STOP KNOWING HOW TO READ"
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jackson Lamb IS: James Bond; Off License To Kill
a screenshot of an AV Club headline reading "Gary Oldman says the hunt for the new James Bons is over"
https://www.avclub.com/gary-old-man-says-james-bond-has-been-cast
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
now I just need to get extremely lucky with Lootboxes or Maximillian's Vault for this skin
the "Gladiator" Legendary Overwatch skin for Junker Queen
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lol it's working
an Overwatch screenshot showing competitive rank; Emerald 5, "Higher ranked than 66% of players"
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"now my perfect sunday..."
a screeshot of officer Tony Fisher from Hot Fuzz
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
The "Solaris" Legendary Zenyatta skinThe "Biker:76" Legendary Soldier 76 skin
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
VERY on fire
Something's on fire in Seville
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
something's on fire in Seville
Black smoke pours from a building in Seville
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
we've gone somewhere pretty
a panorama of Plaza de España in Seville
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
celebrity deaths always make me think of these two Achewood panels.
two panels from Achewood
MR BEAR: He was your Elvis, and when your Elvis dies, so does the private lie that someday you will be young once again, and feel at capricious intervals the weightlessness of a joy that is unchecked by the injuries of experience and failure.
In other words, you two died a bit today.
Welcome to the only game in town.
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RETVRN but it's for Robin Hood adaptions with actual historical costuming
a "Could Be Worse" comic by Niels VerGouwen
PANEL ONE: a medieval (15th century maybe?) town, people are wearing brightly dyed wools, dagged hoods, caps with pilgrim badges, etc etc. Everyone looks happy.
PANEL TWO: A modern film crew - a director with cap and clipboard, and a man with a box of torches and a bucket of mud.
DIRECTOR: Alright, let's add the Medieval Filter
PANEL THREE: The same as Panel One except everything is in shades of grey and brown, everyone is covered in mud, everyone looks miserable, and there are flaming torches everywhere
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
can't believe no-one's said this yet
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
an endless loop of this Kate Beaton comic
A Kate Beaton comic, original here: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=239
PANEL ONE: Two old people in wheelchairs
CAPTION: I married a manchild: 2063
PANEL TWO: Closer on the old people, a man and a woman
WOMAN: Do you remember the look on our son's face the day he got married
MAN: Not really
PANEL THREE: Close up on the man.
MAN: Do you remember Thundercats?
PANEL FOUR: Back to long shot of both
MAN: That was such a good show
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
it keeps happening!
an Overwatch screenshot; DVA's "Cosmic" OWC skin
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've been having weirdly good luck with Overwatch E-Sports loot boxes, the kind you get just by leaving Twitch running in the background.
an Overwatch "Legendary" skin for Juno, "Ember"an Overwatch "Legendary" skin for Echo, "Cosmic"
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A Nedroid comic:
PANEL ONE:
REGINALD: Bertato! Check out this sword!
BEARTATO: This WHAT?
PANEL TWO:
REGINALD: This sword!
BEARTATO: That's not how you pronounced "sword"!
PANEL THREE:
REGINALD: Then how DO you pronounce it?
BEARTATO: "Sword."
REGINALD: Oh!
PANEL FOUR:
REGINALD: Well I feel foolish
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A Tumblr screenshot, by user asteroid troglodyte:

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the classic SICKOS panel, a man with SICKOS written on his shirt looking through a window and saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
check this shit out
a synapsid or whatever
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
today's draw: The Hermit (again) guidance, introspection, isolation withdraw and take a moment, look at problems from a more remote perspective hi ho, Hermit the Frog here
A tarot card; the Hermit
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
today's draw: The Chariot (hello again old friend) victory, triumph, forward motions, overcoming obstacles, action, determination. I think I've drawn this card more than any other. this is the first time it's shown up on a Monday.
A tarot card: the Chariot
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
incredible how this game went from "what a scam" to "how do they keep doing this"
a no man's sky screenshot: a robotic life form looks out over a purple landscape
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it's more like this tbh
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
a "Now that's what I call music" parody that reads
YOU
CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT
MATTERS
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
today's draw: Strength (Reversed) self doubt, weakness, lack of confidence oh good. it has been that kind of week tbh, despite the other cards
A tarot card: Strength (Reversed)
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
today's draw: the Queen of Questing (Wands) independence, courage, confidence building momentum from yesterday
A tarot card; the Queen of Questing (Wands)
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
getting reports that NERV have crashed debris into the moon
an Evangelion screenshot showing the Lance of Longinus stuck in the moon
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
today's draw: the Seven of Wands valor, protectiveness, perseverance Never give up, never surrender.
A tarot card: the seven of wands
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
today's draw: Four of Pentacles (again) possessiveness, control, security a mirror image of yesterday?
a tarot card: the Four of Pentacles
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just finished a re-read and this is still one of my favourite panels of anything ever
a panel from GIANT DAYS, an excited Susan has just finished explaining the rules of Cricket, while McGraw grasps his face in horror.
SUSAN: "And the Game Judge is called the VAMPIRE!"
MCGRAW: NO HE ISN'T
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
today's draw: the Page of Dynamism (swords) vigilance, mental agility, new ideas now that's an inspiring Monday card
a tarot card: Page of Dynamism (Swords). an armoured figure holding an axe stands in a destroyed city
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
there's only one crossover that can make this happen
a boxed Sylvanian Families Thistlethorn Mouse setan unboxed Sylvanian Families Thistlethorn Mouse set
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
lol I found it. I probably could and should have killed her but the flex of sending her for a time out was too much to resist.
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
today's draw: Eight of Pentacles skill, expertise, dedication a sequel or modifier to yesterday's card?
A tarot card: the Eight of Pentacles
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a screenshot from History Of The Entire World I Guess
text reading "no, don't", with "you could make a religion out of this" blurred out in the background
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
to me Street Fighter is the movie equivalent of this post
A post by discoursethot:
"I'm proud to identify as a morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight"
"this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you're so fucking stupid"
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
today's draw: Ten of Wands (upright this time) burden, oppression, duty yeah, I guess so.
A tarot card; the Ten of Wands
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
today's draw: Temperance (again) balance, calm, moderation return to an even keel after a weekend and a Tuesday-as-Monday
A tarot card: Temperance
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
RIP Bill Carter, mummer, man in pub, dodgy character, billman, singer of terrible songs. I'm going to have to retire the hat that @wangleberry.bsky.social made me.
a man in kettle helm, maille collar, breastplate, maille skirt, and orange-and-midnight livery shirt, marching into battle carrying a polaxe. his extremely handsome face is censored by an upside down warning signa man in a straw hat, wearing a yellow liripipe hooded mantle, on which is attached pewter badges and orange-and-midnight ribbons. his extremely handsome face is censored by an upside-down warning signa man about to go into battle wearing a kettle helm, maille collar, jack-chains, mitten gauntlets, a breastplat, and maille skirt. he's holding a polaxe, and his face is censored by an upside-down warning signa man dressed in medieval clothing standing behind a gate, on which a sign reading "No public right of way, please go back to the footpath" is hanging.  his face is censored by an upside-down warning sign
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
today's draw: Five of Cups (again) disillusionment, regret, disappointment I'm certainly disappointed about being back in reality after a long weekend of nonsense
A tarot card: the five of Cups
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