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dylan clark

@alltimeworst.bsky.social
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 5h
If I was the Ravens I would simply not do whatever they're doing on defense
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 6h
Personally I think baseball is more interesting when the ball is hit in play
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 7h
I don't think you should be allowed to throw the baseball that fast. It should be 100 mph max
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 8h
Regardless of whether he made it or not (he did), they give that to the ball carrier 99% of the time whenever they stick the ball out before going out of bounds. And the mark of a yard short was clearly wrong. But whatever
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10h
Wake Forest being ranked ahead of Arizona is extremely disrespectful
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10h
If I was the Seahawks I would simply find a running back who doesn't fumble on every play
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10h
Jayden Daniels offering the only plausible explanation for what happened, which is a bunch of platitudes that clearly indicate that he doesn't know either
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 11h
I don't know why the Giants are perpetually incapable of playing a normal football game
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 17h
It's kind of wholesome to hear whenever he gets really excited to explain something to us about blocking
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can definitely see how the White Sox lost so many games in all the years before this year
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Too many SEC kickers not able to hit the broad side of a barn
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Cleveland pitcher might strike out 20 guys
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was one of the weirder games I can remember, I thought the WVU offense was competent and the Arizona defense was pretty good but the WVU defense is just like...too catastrophic to overcome
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Texas just wasting everyone's time as per usual
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Arkansas punted down 7 with a minute to go?
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oregon just jumped offsides on purpose which was actually very smart
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is UCLA going to go undefeated lol
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also on the bright side: West Virginia's defense is not what I would call "good"
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On the bright side, we seemingly rotate 20 different guys in and out on defense which should be helpful for not getting run out of the building
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I underestimated how much I was going to hate watching my team's defense go up against a RichRod offense. Shaping up to be a potentially unpleasant morning
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just fuck off
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When your team has a man advantage for 70 minutes and still loses decisively, it makes you not want to follow the sport anymore
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The non-negotiable part of the 2029 agenda will be enlisting an entire army of lawyers to prosecute the thousands of acts of corruption and egregious domestic human rights violations being committed in broad daylight every day
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All the Republican ads I've seen in the past three months are either fantasizing about trans kids getting surgery, or just insanely overt racism
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's a shame Jedd Fisch didn't get that Florida job lol
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Going to file an FCC complaint on behalf of my dog for those goddamn Chewy commercials that start with a whistle
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Conflicted about this because I generally enjoy when ASU gets in trouble for something, but to put them into a group of "America's most elite universities" is a completely outrageous lie
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[joke explainer voice] The leadership of the Democratic party is often ineffective and unsuccessful, so that is why it's funny
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
man you are not kidding
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really glad these divisional series aren't best of 7, that would be terrible because playoff baseball is not exciting
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lol I mean I guess I'd watch this even though it makes no sense
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay it turns out I am the worst at this
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Walker Buehler's first start this season was against the NC Dinos, just so everyone knows www.reddit.com/r/Padres/s/r...
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the basketball Xs and Os equivalent of the tweet where the guy laid face down at the bottom of the dumpster
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So does everyone just hit .246 with 15 home runs now
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sorry, but yes my 5 year old needs $15,000 worth of bats in order to reach his full potential in tee ball
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does she seriously talk like that? What the hell
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's dumber than hell that these are not best of seven series
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God damn it Tyler Loop get your head out of your ass
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty inappropriate
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My wife talking to a social worker about one of her clients:
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
T-Mac is the Short Quarterback Whisperer
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Justin Herbert out here looking like Happy Gilmore standing in front of home plate at the batting cages
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On a neutral field I'm pretty sure the Texans would be favored over the Vikings. Such a weird sport
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How is "Efton Chism III" a real name / person
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whoever the Bucs offensive coordinator is, he's called about 16 plays where their rookie undrafted QB snaps the ball and is immediately forced to try to dodge an unblocked Packers defender. Seems like a pretty bad scheme
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hate to see it
Washington fans not enjoying the work of Jedd Fisch
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How did that guy catch that while floating through the air
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dylan clark @alltimeworst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would it make a huge difference? No. But I think everyone would rather be watching Josh Johnson or Nick Mullens or Jake Browning out there instead of some hopeless kid
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