alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Something I've realized is that when on the road, there's no way to change someone's behavior short of crashing into them, and when online, there's no way to change someone's behavior at all. 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comDenshattack!ALT: Denshattack! 1671
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Our top ten posters, banners, pins, and tees you can buy to fight consumerism 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I once got my roommate extra strength sleepy time and he was too afraid to drink it 140
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026For the things you already own, rainbow stickers, or that doesn't work, bedazzling 020
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Guy that watches other people play sports on TV 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Playing sports is manly. Watching other people play sports is not manly. It's cuck-ey. 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Playing sports is manly. Watching other people play sports is not manly. It's cuck-ey. 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Image of a fist with the thumb pinched between the index and middle finger You can have it back 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dying peacefully in the loving arms of my bitch wife that I hate 010
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The whole "tortured artist" thing isn't real. I'm quite depressed and my art is shit 010
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I embrace you passionately, then snap your neck 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Would you rather have a million dollars a day for a month or one dollar a day for a million years? 010
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can't perceive anything I'm watching form video content 001
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Something you learn as an adult is that when you're driving, there is no way to get someone to stop being an asshole short of crashing your car into them and killing both of you. Online, there is no way to get someone to stop being an asshole period. 010
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You bust down load-bearing walls. I bust loads in bears 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think you misheard me. I have a fetish for sweet smelling smoke 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Re: the alt text O face means something else 110
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Offensive humor isn't funny if someone you know has cancer which is why when my friend when they got cancer I ghosted them 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's just that we were supposed to defeat the demon lord with the power of love. Our love did weaken it a lot but we kinda switched to violence at the end. I know you love me and I love you too, but like, is there something we need to talk about? 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I got through a lot of headboards like two or three a year 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026(Trying to be supportive) Whenever life knocks you down I'll knock you up 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Asexual cuckold fetish. Platonic cuckoldry. Guy that gets off watching his girlfriend hang out with other people 100
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Someone reported my weed smoking gnomes to the HOA 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I dropped the strawberries on the floor. Now they're strewn berries 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"Please, Richard Hoff was my father. Call me Jack" 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I got trapezoid and parallelogram confused. It's in the name. Idiot! 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Kinda wish I could merge this and my main, but I don't think my fellow congressman could handle it 010
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Ending my request for a raise with "aha ha, just kidding.. unless..?" 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If interracial cuck porn is a reflection of white men's fear of women's independence and losing power to minorities, I propose flooding the internet with billionaire domination loss porn. What this country needs is ten million captioned images of sexually conquering the rich and powerful. 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026r/BlackedInfographics exists unfortunately. It is porn. 050
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I used AI to put myself in my oshi's mirror and now I'm stuck 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I had an idea for a tweet but I didn't write it down. Now, 6 months have passed and I'm still unemployed 000
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026You can also file a complaint with your state's consumer protection division for warranty bullshit. I got the best customer service I ever had after they essentially got a threat from the state attorney general. 010
alltalk.bsky.social @alltalk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I installed an extension that makes me wait 30 seconds to open Reddit. I play a little game where I close my eyes and try to guess when 30 seconds have passed, and if I'm early I have to end it all 000
