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Allotment Slim

@allotmentslim.bsky.social
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Music fan, advocate for SE London being true London

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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Zionism is evidently not racism. Are some zionists racist lunatics? Yes. But that does not prove a rule. Lazy backwards presumption by @greenparty.org.uk
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The music of Ian Prowse is so humane and melodic. I’m a huge fan
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I miss my sister badly but particularly because she would sing the refrain from Shakespeare’s Sister’s “I don’t care” when told to do something
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Jenrick went after tax avoiders like he did shop lifters I think the exchequer might be more likely to send him a Christmas card
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cooking is good fun. Cooking whilst playing music is great fun. Cooking and playing music while having a beer is the one
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun fact. Penge is better than Crystal Palace
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guten tag
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paul Heaton taking hold of Luther Ingram’s “I’ll be your shelter” and knocking it out of the park is a more effective and audacious moment in British pop music than the Beatles finding a sitar
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gold end to end
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New Echo & the bunny men album is quality. Tell all the kids
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wealth creators create wealth for themselves. And then they protect their wealth. So let them leave the country and take their tedious self regard with them.
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Anand Menon @anandmenon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God I hate this 'people who create wealth' nonsense. Let's see how much wealth we have in a society without teachers, nurses etc......
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pete Hegseth thinks he’s cornered the A Team by locking them in a barn with tools, a tractor and barrels of kerosene.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone on the next door app is advising people to beware of Amy from Streatham. Right. On this straightaway. I’m going to remain vigilant whilst still going about my daily life.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Earl Spencer is a very rich man but I think he wants to be a very rich man. Also people benefiting from the hereditary principal are awful of course they are. All of them are. Appalling entitled people. Isn’t that the point? The whole thing can climb on a skip
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whatever happened to Operation Moonshot?
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RNLI volunteers are skilled, caring and courageous. Little wonder Farage and his fellow travellers hate them.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Triffids. What an excellent band
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There is no middle ground with the kind of people who attack the RNLI. We don’t need to ‘listen’ to them. We need to tell them where to go.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What are the exit polls saying? If Putin holds Vladivostok West, it’s in the bag.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you think closing an RNLI station is done by people with "legitimate concerns" you really need to give your head a wobble. It's an unforgivable act of thuggery.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is the airport chaplain attacking River Cartwright?
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When Nigel Farage said Durham would show the country how a Reform government would look. He was right. An absolute shambles.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fanfarlo. Excellent band. What happened to them
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LawrieBhoy 🍀 @lawriebhoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can tell a lot about someone’s character by how they feel about the government providing free school breakfasts for children.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spinning a Bert Kaempfert tune trying to pretend I’m a man in my 70s called Reg who moved out of London to Welwyn Garden City in the early 80s as it got a bit much
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just imagine how much disinformation and micro targeting £72m gets you… Shame on the leaders who did nothing to protect democracy from the assault coming its way …as if we learnt nothing from Brexit.
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nothing less than consistently excellent and resolutely Gallic
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know Hoxton trendies put this on after their lighthouse family cd at gatherings in the early 00s to show that they were you know so on it but it remains a sublime compilation
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The (coughs) wellbeing of Danny Tommo’s mum means some racists are not going it large at the carvery this weekend owing to cashflow
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Danny Tommo’s favourite music is all different types.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nice balaclava you’ve got there mate. Did your mum iron it for you?
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How many of those balaclava-clad men in Dover today have convictions for domestic violence or intimate relations with livestock ?
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The British far right has always been made up of sexual degenerates, inadequates, perverts, grifters, opportunists, domestic abusers, minor criminals, loners and men who live with their mums well into their 50s. #dover
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am a bit obsessed with this since sticking it on an hour or so ago
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 05/09/2026
These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of Sept. 5, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Skinners beer in a cans is a letdown. Tell all the crazy kids.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You can’t take back the Falklands whilst wearing a syrup. Surely not.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All that middle management language about “unacceptable” acts is clearly putting Russia and its old balding top boy well in their place
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The image versus The reality.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t trust anyone that didn’t like music. I lay money on the fact that Farage doesn’t like music. I mean apart from those obvious bits of Wagner but that’s more a dreamlike sequence for him
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To all those male music journalists of a certain age giving Dylan 5 stars for coughing over generic mid temple blues shuffle here’s a suggested upgrade for you. @paulheatonsolo.bsky.social new one is obviously very very good. Put him on the cover of Mojo instead of the Beatles (again).
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am shocked Putin didn’t behave after that middle class graffiti in Crystal Palace by the old Grape and Grain.
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Nicholas Pegg @nicholaspegg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just a thought, but is it perhaps time for a responsible news media to stop reporting the dribbling arseblurts of these fools? Seriously, this is on a par with “Bloke down the pub says it’s a well-known fact that there’s no actual evidence that smoking is bad for you.”
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John Harris @johnharris1969.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Well, there we are Richard Tice
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That’s your auntie babs laughing on the intro of donegan’s “my old man’s a dustman.” Nothing to do with me own it etc etc
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sometimes this is all you ever need to hear.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The upside of wildfires by Richard Tice.
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Allotment Slim @allotmentslim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Still sounds great #nowspinning
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