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Helen

@allmycircus.bsky.social
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cats, occasional tennis, cats, books, cats, stationery, wrestling, and let’s face it, more cats. same panic, different disco. eat the rich.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 5h
Aww the HMRC guy I spoke to was lovely. That's made my day better.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 6h
This guy owes money to SO many people but they were on holiday in May!! (thanks Facebook). Maybe instead he should’ve spent the time CHANGING HIS ADDRESS.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 6h
So now I’m on hold with HMRC (who’ve already hung up on me once, and keep sending letters despite me already returning four as ‘not at this address’) and I am on my very last shred of patience.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 6h
I got one about the electoral roll a couple of weeks ago and I had to manually remove him because it still said he lived here. They moved out in August 2025!!!
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 6h
Another day, another letter about a debt from the previous house owners being passed to a collection agency because the guy hasn’t changed his address ANYWHERE and is clearly a scammy scammer who scams.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 23h
But I never actually watched it aired on TV, only on these same dvds, so I'm so confused why I have this really clear memory of the song playing over this specific scene. 😅 Maybe it aired with it and I saw a clip in a fanvid or something.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Apparently it was in the episode before so I’ve somehow mushed the memory together but I was so sure it was that scene.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Memories are weird.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m rewatching Veronica Mars (wanted nostalgia but I’ve only watched it once years ago so it’s also almost new) and for YEARS I’ve thought Edge of the Ocean played when Veronica leaves the limo to go skinny dipping but nope, just generic background music (same DVD so it’s not a replacement).
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
L’s husband is here finally changing my bathroom fans and I can’t wait to no longer be afraid they’re going to fall out of the ceiling into my head. 😭
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why are mirrors so insanely expensive. This isn't the 1800s, we can make glass easily now.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've wanted this mirror for my lounge for months but at no point have I had almost £300 to drop on a mirror and now it's the last one in stock. And I would put birthday money toward it but that just got thrown at a new TV. 🙃 Can I win the lottery please. www.anthropologie.com/en-gb/shop/l...
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Luisa Hummingbird Mirror
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I still ate them, and I'm going to eat the other two portions because it's super tasty but next time I'll pad it out with something else. Idk. Hating beans is so annoying.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The sausage and pumpkin casserole I just made was delicious, except for the beans. I know I hate beans but they're so cheap, I thought maybe adding some to pad it out would be fine. No, I still hate beans. Dammit.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At least the house is clean.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Which means I have to walk to Booths today to pick up the Christmas book instead of tomorrow when the weather’s nicer. But he is installing the fans for free (actually a pack of mini eggs) so I can’t complain. But it’s raining today and Booths is an hour and a half round trip walk. Sigh.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Had a panicked morning of cleaning, putting away three months worth of clean laundry and using it to switch out summer/winter PJs and loungewear, cleaning both bathrooms, putting makeup on… only for the friend who was due to replace my bathroom vent/fans to message asking if he can come tomorrow 🙃
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, I liked Stargate: Universe because it was trying something different and I wish we'd had at least once more series of it but SG-1 is the GOAT you know. Don't Practical Magic 2 this shit and miss the vibe that made the original work in the first place.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also can we not make it sad and/or gritty, because part of why I loved Stargate is even when it was emotionally crushing, it liked to pat you on the hand after and say it's okay, the bad guys didn't win, even when the good guys die they generally hang around making a lovable nuisance of themselves.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm like. Yay Stargate! But also, they already fucked this up once, on top of my general disdain for near enough anything Marvel-related these days so that doesn't draw me. I want more Stargate but I want more STARGATE, not Marvel wearing a Stargate hat. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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‘WandaVision’ Creator Jac Schaeffer to Develop ‘Stargate’ Series at Amazon (EXCLUSIVE)
Jac Schaeffer is developing a new "Stargate" TV series for Amazon MGM Studios, Variety has learned exclusively from sources.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have the Roger Federer one which apparently is worth around $20 so hey, at least I'd make my money back (except I'll never sell it 😂). Wish I'd kept a few more for nostalgia. They were pretty cute, even if they are worthless financially.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So were Beanie Babies a couple of decades ago. 😂
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ugh that's exactly it! Now I know why it annoys me so much; it's literally pouring money away so they can go look at my shiny, it's more expensive than your shiny. At least when people spend money on hobbies, it's because they love the thing and are passionate about it.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought they must be uncomfortable! Back when I wore watches, I was so delighted when I discovered Swatch because the thin + plastic was like wearing air. Every metal watch I had over the years was annoying and they weren’t even half the size of men’s watches. I don’t get it.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can we just let them wear the entire range of jewellery, please. They clearly crave the shiny. Let them wear the silly earrings. Alternatively someone needs to explain to them about crafts and hobbies.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never understand the obsession rich guys have with fancy watches. Like. Yes it’s shiny. Yes it’s slightly different shades of shiny. But they all look basically the same. They tell the time. I honestly can’t tell why one shiny metal watch differs from another metal watch.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did get this TV third-hand in 2017 and it was our main TV for three housemates for eight years, so I can’t be too annoyed.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ordered a new TV. Who needs to eat, eh. 🙃
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I do think they’re taking the piss asking the same price for it as they did in April 2025 though, considering everything has only got older, shittier, and clearly not replaced since then.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah well. C’est la vie.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like having a non-leaky roof, a usable attic, and a bathroom installed after the 1990s though.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They still haven’t fixed the roof, the windows, or the bathroom but it’s still a very cute house. I do regret not getting all that original Victorian character.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah weird, the house I first offered on before this one (and pulled out when the survey pointed out it needed a new roof and new windows on top of the new bathroom it definitely needed) just popped back up on Rightmove.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need to start handwriting again so I can use all this ink I apparently paid way too much for, wtf.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh okay, looking back at my emails I did pay £32 for a bottle of Tanzanite Sky from them in 2020 (when I went stationery mad to cope with you know, 2020). But that was the big 50ml bottles they used to do, in a pretty round box & bag. This is 38ml in the silly flat bottles that want to fall over.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The closest I've come to paying that for ink was a few of the Colorverse sets and they were around £30 for two inks, plus a cool box full of extras. Forty pounds for one FWP ink is wild.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've stopped myself looking at fountain pen ink the last year because I'm not handwriting to even use what I have. But this just came up on an ad & even though I gave up on Ferris Wheel Press as overpriced a while ago, I was like 'oh that's cool-' FORTY FUCKING POUNDS. cultpens.com/products/fer...
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Ferris Wheel Press Lord of the Rings Fountain Pen Ink 38ml Nazgûl
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Lord of the Rings films, Ferris Wheel Press has released some very impressive inks.  The Nazgûl ink is inspired by the Ringwraiths' pitted armour, an unsettlin...
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aaaaaand now my TV, where the picture has slowly been turning more purple in patches for at least a year, has a big purple streak that I can’t ignore anymore. Awesome. 🙃
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would say that someone in work would notice me not logging in but honestly, it would probably take a few days of emails not being replied to because I work from home and I don't think anyone is paying that much attention to my Teams status.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And then she wanted the phone numbers of friends she could call to check on me in case I wasn't answering (I live ninety minutes from her) and it's like, nope. If I fall down the stairs without my phone, I will scream for a neighbour as the builder of these thin-ass walls presumably intended.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My mother just panicked because I didn't answer the phone for an hour and a half (during my work day, my phone was in my handbag from going to town earlier) and called my brother who messaged me to ask if I was alive. An hour and a half.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even worse, I hate the light shade and now have to trudge back to Next tomorrow to hopefully return it. 💀
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ugghhhh my washing was nearly dry and then I got the email saying my light shade was ready to be picked up in Next so I legged it into town and IT RAINED. It has been sunny ALL DAY but THIS ONE HOUR!!!
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Which is sweet! but I'm pretty sure she'd cheerfully sell me to the first random stranger who offers her an open tin of food. 😂
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I caved and let her in. 🙃 She used to run out of the room if she was sleeping in here and I got into bed! I think she's just realised I'm a convenient hot water bottle.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And I feel terrible but I need to sleep!! She slept fine in the lounge for months!
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Padmé’s slept with me for the last week (after months of loving her bed in the lounge) and I’ve been getting progressively more exhausted to the point where tonight I was like no, I need a night’s sleep where I can roll over so I’ve shut her out. The crying. Oh my god.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m excited for bread week because I’ve had way too much cake recently and I desperately need savoury snacks.
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aw, I’m glad Molly gets another chance but Shannon was so sweet. #GBBO
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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aren’t we due two people to go at some point too, after the first week break? Wonder if it’ll be this week. #GBBO
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