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allison

@allisonisginger.bsky.social
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she/her. public health nerd. newborn hearing screener at a hospital/project manager at a nonprofit. nats/caps fan. blythe doll enthusiast. devoted tía to C & D. fascism is bad. bodily autonomy for all. 🏳️‍🌈 you are safe to be who you are with me 🏳️‍⚧️

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allison @allisonisginger.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
WHY?? Just tell me WHY. WHAT ON EARTH WOULD POSSESS SOMEONE TO USE YELLOW TEXT ON A WHITE CLOTHING LABEL???!!!
A white clothing tag with yellow text on the inside of a red shirt. Text on the label is difficult to read due to the color.
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allison @allisonisginger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Y’ALL. I got an embossing label maker and I am OBSESSED WITH IT.
A standard pharmacy pill bottle that has been decorated with patterned washi tape and an embossed black label that says “rubber bands” in white text.
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allison @allisonisginger.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I saw the ages I literally said “NO” out loud. I’m sure it feels good to be able to get along so well with someone younger who doesn’t think you’re just an old man, but the power dynamics/potential messiness make it a no-no. Be her mentor, & if she expresses romantic interest, kindly tell her no.
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allison @allisonisginger.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the Patty Wagon.
Still from SpongeBob SquarePants of SpongeBob driving the Patty Wagon with Patrick in the passenger seat.
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allison @allisonisginger.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
*screams internally* I don’t know what this article says, and I can’t read it (nor do I really want to), but the title alone gives me the ick.
Screenshot of Apple News showing an Apple News+ article with the title “The Democrats have a Michelle Obama problem”
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allison @allisonisginger.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Poor “Big Balls”
Photo of a van with the back doors open, revealing empty cargo space. The text overlay says “Don’t worry everyone! The first load of thoughts and prayers has arrived!”
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allison @allisonisginger.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Sunset over Barnegat Bay last night.
Sunset on the Barnegat Bay side of Long Beach Island, New Jersey
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allison @allisonisginger.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Y’ALL. I found my weird stickers when I was clearing out my desk! Brb, plotting…
A set of stickers with text on them. Varieties include might bite, will bite, aggressive animal, under medication, for rectal use only in English and Spanish, warning: may be habit forming, observing for rabies, urine specimen, and approach slowly.
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