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allison joy

@allison-joy.bsky.social
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u.s history teacher; psl via detroit; nerd; childless cat lady; under-babied; she/her

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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s spirit week and today adam sandler day. i’m wearing a hoodie but of course the a/c is out. i’ve been here 10 minutes and i’m drenched in sweat. great way to start the week.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just got my first “in today’s nhl…” mickeyism of the season. i don’t think my expectations have ever been this low for a season, so i have to take my joy where i can get it. #lgrw
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
having great discussions about being a culturally responsive teacher with my @floridaea.bsky.social colleagues. so excited to continue this book study on zaretta hammond.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just had a district walk-through. i think the kids were more nervous than me. #iteach
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i can handle 2am cling wrap cat. i can’t handle 2am *meowing* cling wrap cat. today is going to be rough.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
had a great night at total wine. stuart has great taste. found our thanksgiving bottle. didn’t win the kahoot but was happy to come in second.
a row of wine bottles from our tasting. each bottle was rated over 90 points and ranged in price from 20-165$. above the wine bottles is a screen projecting the results of a kahoot game. i came in second. i was sandbagging for part of the game because i won the last two times and i hate when people target me for being good. or maybe i just drink too much. stuart, our facilitator and curator of the wines, is walking away from the camera.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
had a really good morning: barista was nice and we had fun banter. played “chicken” with some people coming into the coffee shop as i came out. it’s wednesday, so my two favorite podcast dropped episodes. came into work with a smile on my face. i’m feeling good.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
from my universal yums netherlands box: bolletje’s kruidnoten spiced cookies. me: spiced cookie is just code for gingerbread, which i hate. *tastes it* wiser me: spiced cookie is just code for the biscoff cookies you get on delta flights, which i love.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
been schlepping my trusty ti-83 around for years in case i need it. today i needed to do math and of course the batteries are dead. you had one job.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i forget that my burger king has a coke freestyle machine. that alone makes it worth the drive.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me everyday for two weeks: the populist party was made up of farmers. when you see populist, stop reading and look for farmers in the answer. student today on the test: miss, can you help me on this one? #iteachsocialstudies
question from our unit test on westward expansion & conflict:

16. Which group was represented by the views of the Populist Party?

A. bankers
B. farmers
C. investors
D. veterans
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
had a lockdown situation at school today. it was accidentally triggered but we didn’t know that. had to just go back to teaching afterward like nothing happened. proud my students took it seriously. wish we didn’t have to.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
reading the walter stahr biography of edwin stanton: who is this james buchanan ii? it is not the president, who was famously a bachelor, so it is also not his son (and the president was already a junior).
picture of text from the “stanton” biography by walter stahr from p. 84:

“Stanton made this trip with three other men: his son, Eddie Lamson Stanton, now fifteen; James Buchanan II, about twenty-four; and Horace Harrison, an aging navy lieutenant whom Stanton had defended in a recent court of inquiry.”
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
after the world cup, i decided to get into football. watching a efl championship game and became confused by the home/away nature of the scoring graphic. so used to away/home.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i didn’t know how i was feeling about yesteryear until it made me tear up at the end. then i knew it had gotten me. i’ll be sitting with this one for a few days. #booklyapp #booksky
an infographic of my reading sessions for the book yesteryear by caro claire burke made by bookly. it took me 6h 13 minutes to read the 391 page book. i gave the book fiver stars.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
how are we feeling about the lights on the nets at the u.s. open that flash red for a fault or when a ball is out? #tennis
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
same but also alix earle because i bought her coffee from dunkin’ (to which i said, “who is this?” when i ordered it.).
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i’m reading a book about exactly this. this is why americans need geography classes. #iteachsocialstudies
global.oup.com
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
having a get to know your contract gathering at dave & buster’s for the union. we’ve had a great turnout and a fun night. #strongertogether
a group of people gathering at a dave & buster’s. some people are eating. most are talking. others are learning more about the union to get raffle tickets for some fabulous prizes.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
finally using my new laminator and i have never been more happy. #iteach
a slate grey, scotch-brand laminator is on a tan-carpeted floor. there are laminator pouches that have already been run, one going through the machine, and some in a pile that have not been laminated, yet. in the pouches are decades (i.e., 2010, 1830, 1890, etc.) surrounded by a blue border. they will be used for a timeline in my classroom. you can also see the cord attached to the machine as well as a black file cart (that all teachers have) in the background.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
did i just watch the paw patrol preview on paramount+ hoping to see bsb? yes. was i rewarded? yes. bottle up is a jam.
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Bottle Up - from PAW Patrol: The Dino Movie
Backstreet Boys, PAW Patrol · Bottle Up (from PAW Patrol: The Dino Movie) · Song · 2026
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
another sign that i’m getting old? the eye doctor said i need readers.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
forgot i was wearing real glasses (as opposed to blue-light ones over my contacts) today when i got out of the cold car into the florida heat and the lenses steamed up. went to put them on my head and then was surprised i couldn’t see.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
back in the classroom. built a utility cart to store my snacks. i measured and was sure it would be too tall to fit under my table. turns out i was wrong! super excited.
a four-drawer utility cart with drawers of progressively darker shades of green. it is on casters. it had a “wooden” top and metal piping. it fits perfectly underneath the tables in the classroom.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my new lunch box just came with one of those dust bag/protection cover things. so i guess i just got a fancy lunch box.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i thought people were avoiding taco bell? this place has more people than i have ever seen.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the #mmm was one night only. the premise was dumb but they knew it was dumb. which made it a cute rom-com. there needs to be more rom-coms.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i’m editing my welcome presentation in pptx. why does microsoft hate adverbs? i’m “fairly straight forward”. i need that “fairly”. i think it makes it more clear with than without.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
stuck in my car waiting out the rain. i just want to grocery shop. i have no food at home. this is dumb.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i finally broke down and bought an air fryer. reheated some chicken wings this morning and it was worth it. now i’m mad at myself for waiting this long.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
about to start perfect by judith mcnaught and the fact that she thanked don bellisario and the cast and crew of quantum leap is already making me love this book.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i need more filmed stage productions. hadestown was excellent.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
reading moonwalking with einstein and getting distracted by a mention of campo dei fiori and the statue of giordano bruno and now understanding who/what/why that statue was there 20 years after my study abroad is the reason i could never do this mnemonics training thing.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
get home from my trip and now i’m in the vet er with jasper because he was hanging out in the litter box while i was gone. they seem to think he’s okay but something has to be wrong.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i thought i was a nerd. i’m fifth in line 2 minutes before the library opens.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
andy roddrick talking about “some guy named federer” at wimbledon? 👩‍🍳💋🤌
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i love the chyron on @espn.com highlighting who the commentator is while they are talking during these tennis matches. simple accessibility feature. they should do it all the time for all sports. #wimbledon
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
watching this match with a friend who is rooting for bosnia-herzegovina and it is very stressful. #usa #fwc
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this dr congo keeper is a wall! stopping kane? nice.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
serena williams will forever and always be the 🐐. it is a gift to watch her play right now.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i’m glad i stayed up for that. not sure i like penalties as the decider but they are fun to watch.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
made the mistake of talking to the guy sitting next to me at the movie theater. i should know better.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
me: *trying to take a nap* espn: but lionel messi is playing. me: i guess the nap will wait.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i know this is not at all important, but i really like the colors of the refs’ jerseys. they have picked some great shades for the #worldcup.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
this croatian keeper is on fire right now! #worldcup
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i’m loving norway’s kit. #worldcup
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
spending the next two days working towards being an academic coach. not sure that’s what i want to do but i like having the option. #iteach
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
me, today: i think i’ll wear palazzo pants. me, from 1999: it’s raining; you will regret it. narrator: she regretted it.
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
waking up for my first day of summer vacation and loving watching tennis. didn’t have sabalenka going down in such an epic fashion but it was a great match. #summer #frenchopen
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allison joy @allison-joy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i’m signed out. keys turned in. i’m done! summer vacation, woooo! #iteach
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