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Allie Sanders

@alliesanders.bsky.social
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I’m here to talk about kissing books and show off the cute shit I make. Neurospicy AF. 🩷💜💙 Writer of weird smut.

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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I don’t know which Netgalley gods I appeased but my kindle is LIT 🔥 right now.
Screenshot of kindle library including titles. By Molly Likovich, Olivia Dade, Ashley Bennett, Charlotte Stein, and Kimberly Lemming
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Okay, fuck @zoeyorkwrites.bsky.social for making me cry at least a dozen times over the last two days. HOW VERY DARE! The Ex-mas Breakup was so fucking good but it also wrecked me.
Screenshot of Netgalley audiobook player showing cover for Zoe York’s The Exmas Break Up Duet narration audiobook.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Psst… it’s stuff your ereader day. www.romancebookworms.com
Get free peen June 20th only! Plus 1600+ other books at romancebookworms.com 

There is a cover of a majestic purple phallus rising into a purple and blue spacey sky from fluffy magenta clouds with the title “sentient Pen15 from outer space” in brilliant gold font. Cover art by Unfortunate Designs
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
@oliviawrites.bsky.social my kids helped me assemble my birthday present yesterday. It is smol and cute! If you ever find space, I highly recommend.
Photo of a Lego pink typewriter with flowers coming out of it.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This is a terrible, terrible time to be on deadline. But I’m blessed with ARCs right now.
Screenshot of kindle library with ARCs of Zomromcom by Olivia Dade, Love at First Flight by Janine Amesta, and Caught Up by Navessa Allen
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Also happening tomorrow is #freethebooks2025 where a bunch of spicy romance authors on KU are setting their book for free because fuck censorship. You’ll probably find the most options by searching the hashtag on instagram.
FIGHT BOOK BANNING - FREE E-BOOKS!
anti censorship protest
Today only, check out the hashtag #FREETHEBOOKS2025 and grab tons of spicy, totally tree books trom authors lending their voices and stories to the fight against fascist, spicy book banning.
The new political regime has made it clear that a war against the freedom to choose what we read is upon us. In protest of legislation making romantic and spicy books illegal, we ve decided to #FREETHEBOOKS, because the right to tree speech shouldn't just apply to bigoted ideals. Choosing whether or not to partake of spicy books should be OUR choice, not the government's.
So «STUFFYOURBOOKHOLE and grab some free spicy books, and give the Fascist censorship plans
TWO BIG MIDDLE FINGERS WAY UP.Free Sabrina cross Books: Corny, Snuggle, Tangled, Knotted, Pounded by the Pommel Horse, Christmas with the Monster #freethebooks2025
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Allow me to add…
bykenziejames
"Fuck... I'm so close." But it's just me getting ready to hit my word count for the day.

Quote posting:
tillylebeckauthor
"You can take it." But it's just me looking at my KDP dashboard.

Quote Posting:
66 bibliodditiesfragrance: "You're so tight for me" but it's just me,
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Hi to everyone who followed me because of the cosmo post. I’m reading a book about priests who turn into veggies and fuck the parish cook. But don’t worry, they’re MAGIC veggies so BV and Yeast Infections aren’t a thing.
A book cover with a cucumber standing erect with two ripe, red tomatoes placed in front of it. Pounded by Produce by GM Fairy
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Feeling the need to traumatize everyone with this Cosmo article again.
Purple text on a white background: Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it!
Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.
Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
First up is Fluff by Nicole Parker. (Kyleverse Book 7) Parker is keeping it weird and continuing with the “No Questions, Just Orgasms” policy. I 100% bought a shirt based off of this book. amzn.to/3C7qI5S #ad
Rainbow cover with white distressed edges. A white outline unicorn with a heart ear tag featured. FLUFF
A SENTIENT OBIECT ROMANCE
BY NICOLE PARKER
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
We’re swapping focus in 2025 and need to clear out some inventory. $1 stickers, 25% off almost everything else.
$1 Sticker Sale!
Plus 25% off
Most of the Shop
Stickers Ship Free when you spend $10!
Ends 12/31Sticker of a green frog with sparkles over its head and the phrase “I’m proud of you for doing your best” beneath it on a pink card. A happy emote face cat ghost sticker in bisexual flag colors on a pink card Sticker that says I heart audiobooks in blue text but the heart is created from pink earbuds on a pink card with a gold star background.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Bow chicka
Furry green monster with a dad bod laying sprawled on a dark red couch. He has a red and white Santa hat over his junk and is holding a red rose to his face.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
I turned some damaged books into my paper flowers. They’re super pretty. They also have readable smut words on them still. Nugget just asked if we can give some to his teacher. 😭
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
I’m setting Corny to free this weekend to celebrate bi awareness week with my disaster bi characters if anyone wants to grab a copy! #romancelandia books2read.com/sccorny/
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Finally getting to use my yarn bowl from @nrlines.bsky.social! Isn’t it amazing?
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Forgot to take my laptop case off at work today. Excuse me while I crawl under my desk and cry. 😭
Pink laptop case covered in inappropriate stickers such as “monster fudger” ghostface saying “just the tip, I promise” and “this Barbie reads monster porn”
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
But so I’m not nothing but complaints: I made some book flowers out of ruined signed copies today. And opened my WIP document for the first time since July.
Black and white photo of folded origami book page flowers
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
I’m doing a weird sort of fundraiser to help get my pop-up bookstore on its feet. If anyone is willing to help by donating a romance book, it would be greatly appreciated and we’re fully prepared to hype you from here until forever.
Donate a book,
Make a Dream Come True!
Happy Endings Only is becoming a pop up romance bookstore!
We have some of the funding to make it happen but we wanted to try something a little different for our first fundraiser: we are asking authors to donate a book to our shelves to get us going!Donate a book,
Make a Dream Come True!
We will be doing author spotlights for anyone who donates, unhinged reviews, and sending our undying gratitude.Make a Dream Come True!
If you'd like to donate a book please mail it to:
Happy Endings Only
217 S Main St.
Eaton Rapids, MI 48827
If you'd like to donate monetarily please consider donating to our Go Fund Me:
https://gofund.me/5bbc8d08
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
I’m sharing this everywhere because I’m obsessed with it. SOMEONE TOOK MY NOVELLAS AND MADE A CUSTOM HARDBOUND BOOK AND SENT IT TO ME! 😭😍❤️❤️❤️
Black hardcover book featuring a red skein of yarn and a crochet hook:

Yarn and Monsters
Books 1-4
Sabrina crossBack of a black leather bound hardcover with a candy corn, red ball of yarn, teddy bear, and tentacle. 

A True Love Spell
Gone Wrong
Corny Snaggle Tangled KnottedBlack book with orange sprayed edgesOrange end pages with black printed yarn, tentacle, teddy bear & candy corn. A hand is holding a built in bookmark with a wolf charm.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Save democracy, get a pretty bookmark. Everyone wins! Peep my donation: www.32auctions.com/organization...
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
I’m a child…
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Day = Made! @adelebuck.com
Screenshot from netgalley book site with cover of Adele Buck’s The Anti-Social Season.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
So, this happened and I’ll never get over it.
The genre is ... exactly what it sounds like. A (usually) human protagonist falls in love/lust with an object that has gained sentience via curse, magic spell, or other paranormal forces. Cassie Durand, who runs the aptly named TikTok account @UnfortunateReads, has reviewed everything from gingerbread-man smut to garden-gnome smut to glittery purple-Crocs smut. "I have a soft spot for Light Me Up by Sabrina Cross," says Durand, referring to a book that can be loosely described as Pixar-lamp erotica. "The entire story was born out of an unhinged Threads conversation I had with the author."10. A woman wants to lose her virginity to a demon that's obviously trapped inside a crocheted octopus.
Not real.
Sounds like a book.The Cut: 
QUIZ | 7:00 A.M.
The Best Smutty Love
Interests Are ... Sentient
Objects?
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Celebrating Daddys with 50% off all stickers. We have over 300 to choose from on our Shopify store! Happyendingsonly.com
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
@chaceverity.com because you deserve to see good things about you.
Screenshot of an instagram comment: 


monsterlovers_bookclub
I LOVE Chace Verity
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
I’m procrastinating. 😂
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Hey @chaceverity.com your book is on an end cap display at Powell’s in Portland.
Screenshot of an instagram post featuring End cap display of monster romance books.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
I have a lot of hyperpigmentation on my forehead and this did a great job hiding that. I top it with a white ELF setting powder because I’m scared of the sprays.
A white woman with purple hair and glasses. She is wearing a black shirt and pink sweater. She’s standing in a yard with houses in the background.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Coming out of my blah cave for a minute because look at what showed up at my house today! Aren’t they adorable? Not exactly the bootylicious candy corn that inspired Corny but pretty stinking cute.
Photo of a book with an orange cover featuring candy corn candys. Book is resting on a pastel rainbow blanket and surrounded by three mini crochet candy corn. Book: Corny by Sabrina Cross
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
*shrieks*
Screenshot of Netgalley with a cartoon cover of a woman in real holding books and the back of a firefighter in suspenders. Book is Fake Flame by Adele Buck
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Got to make a pretty for a friend! Bracelet made to match the cover. I think I did pretty okay. The Dating Contract by Stacey Agdern coming in March!
Bracelet made of 7 painted cabochons in stainless steel trays with a toggle clasp. The cabochons are gold, dark red, and a glittery silver-blue.Last Girls Standing Series: The Dating Contract by STACEY AGDERN

Gold trees with gold leaves and silver flowers frame the title in the center. On the left is cartoon dark-haired woman in a brown sweater and dark red skirt. On the right is a cartoon man in a dark green jacket over a white shirt and dark pants.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
I am on the struggle bus this weekend but I did finally get decent photos of (almost) all of our bookmarks and get them listed on our website! I have to make a couple of styles because we SOLD OUT at our last event. happyendingsonly.com/product-cate...
Photo of strip bookmarks with tassels. From left to right: light blue with open books in purple, greyish with black open book pattern says “definitely reading smut” in red, teal with “Stay Weird” in white typewriter font, hot pink with “Good Girls Read Dorty Books” in white handwriting font, dark green with a cartoon mushroom with “I will cut you” in red handwriting font.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
I am so in love with this ornament sent to me by a friend. It’s fantastic and immediately went on my little rainbow tree.
Clear plastic ornament filled with white flat round beads with black letters. Attached is a blue tag that says “bestselling novel: some assembly required.” Ornament is nestled in yellow, orange, and red limbs of a rainbow tree.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Okay, I’m working on keeping my writing life and my normal life separate because I write the weird shit but this review has me lol-sobbing right now and I need everyone to see it.
biblio.barbie

Screaming and kicking my feet. Omg t why was this the cutest story ever?! I am in love. Such good spice. Phin is demon bf goals. I love him. Everything about this. I'm sobbing from my eyes and my kitty. I cannot wait for the next one in this series (please tell me there is more).
Jasmine has two girls and a shitty ex husband. He takes the girls for thanksgiving with his new gf and she is left home alone. Well with her life size teddy bear that houses her demon. Same deal as before, find your soulmate or end up in hell. But what if her demon is her soulmate all along?
ВІВLIOBarbie
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Okay but wearable blankets are amazing and I 10/10 do recommend.
Allie is a white woman with brilliant pink hair, rainbow glasses, and an awkward smile. She’s wearing a pink wearable blanket covered in strawberries.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I’m going to write! Luci: oh human, you’re so cute.
Photo of a tablet and keyboard sitting on a bare mattress (I’m doing laundry, okay!) A grey cat lays between the human and the keyboard.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Thanks to @vanessanorth.bsky.social over on Threads (which I have decided I will only be using for my pen name), I’ve broken out the pretty notebooks. I’ve carried it around with the intention of writing in it for months. Now it’s a to-do list, thought catcher, and other nonsense.
Photo of a hand holding up an A5 hardcover journal. Journal is a rainbow gradient of pink, blue, and green. It has “Organized Chaos” silver foiled on the front in a block lettering.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
YOU BRING ME JOY! *giant hugs* But also, have a Luci picture.
Picture of a grey and white cat sitting on a lap. There is a very messy half-painted desk behind her.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Maybe a bright, merry red?
Screenshot showing shades of blonde hair color and what shade of red it would turn out to be using arctic fox hair dye.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
I’ve done pink, purple and blue so far this year.
30something lady with bright purple hair30s something lady with bright pink hair30s something white lady with fading blue hair
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Someone for the love of gods pick my next hair color. This hot mess faded purple isn’t doing it for me anymore.
Allie is a 30-something woman with fading purple hair and dark brown roots. She’s wearing blue round glasses and a slouchy grey shirt with a green spartan head on it. Her face is basically :/
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
New bookish merch in the Etsy shop! Orders placed through this weekend will ship in time for Christmas. Anything after Sunday we cannot guarantee.
Bookish Gifts! Perfect gifts for the book lovers in your life. Visit our Etsy for the Latest and Greatest. 

Photo grid:
Top Row: white tshirt with blue writing “support indie authors” black tote bag with white writing “bag of smut” black and white color block tote with “support independent bookstores” in orange yellow and red
Middle row: black and white color block tote with support Indie authors in pink blue and purple, white tshirt with “introverted but willing to discuss romance novels” in pink, white tshirt with “good girls read dirty books” in black
Bottom row: white tshirt with “practically feral” in black, black Tshirt with “support indie authors” in pink, black and white color block tote with “support your local library” in red and blue.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Boo! Picture didn’t come through!
Bright pink unisex tshirt. “Introverted but willing to discuss romance novels” with an open book with a heart at the top.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
So, this happened… 506 items sold on Etsy in the last year.
Screenshot from Etsy dashboard showing a logo of a rainbow book with flowers coming out of the pages and the name happy endings only arcing over it. Headed happyendingsonly and below it shows 506 sales and 5.0 star icon.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Dude at booth behind me: no bad words! It’s trashy, not classy. I’m about to hand him my “fuck is my favorite word” bookmark and tell him to kindly shut the fuck up.
Blue traditional style bookmark with Fuck in bright pink and “is my favorite word” in light pink. A hot pink tassel hangs from the top.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
My event this weekend is indoors. So I dressed for an indoor event. There is no heat in here and they can’t get anyone to fix it before Monday. I’m this close to the doors. I cannot feel my toes. 😭
Photo taken from behind tables covered in pink table cloth. Twin sets of double sliding doors are roughly 20 feet away letting in a freezing breeze.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Because I’m as bad as everyone else: Black Friday sale on our website. Happyendingsonly.com And stickers are all 25% off on Etsy Happyendingsonly.Etsy.com
Special offer: $5 off $35 with code bf5, $10 off $70 with code bf10, $20 off $100 with code bf20. Free shipping $69+
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Why I will never text you first. And why you should feel very loved if I do. . .
Chris's Train of Autistic Thought
@Shadow2Serenity
Neurodivergent culture is wanting to talk to someone but waiting for them to contact you first to be sure they want to talk to you.
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12:00 AM • 3/5/21 • Twitter Web App
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Self-promo for bookish/smutty items. Happyendingsonly.Etsy.com
Sticker of a skeleton in a winter hat holding a coffee cup and rock on hand. Phrase “winter vibes & wanna die” beneath itAre they enemies to lovers or are they just whiny bitches?Barrette of clear quartz crystals held by a white ladys hand.Glass water bottle on a table. Bottle says “hello kitten” at top “swallow it” in the middle and “good girl” at the bottom.
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Allie Sanders @alliesanders.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Did you know we sell some awesome stocking stuffers? Magnetic bookmarks, pencil pouches, stickers, and more! happyendingsonly.etsy.com
A set of four fold over leather magnetic bookmarks. From left to right: 1) fuck you written vertically in white on black background 2) different shaped boobs in black on white background 3) different shaped boobs in white on black background 4) blue/purple sperm on white background.Tan pencil pouch with black zipper and wristlet. Says “I write kissing books” in purple surrounding a purple pen with a silver heart on it.Holographic glitter sticker with pink, light blue, and dark blue flowers bunched on opposite sides of a silver frame. Inside frame are the words “swearing will absolutely fucking help” in blue.Sticker leaning against a stack of books. Sticker has Slow Burn in red script with hearts before slow and burn. Under the words are two matches with hearts on the heads.
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