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Allison Burnell

@allib513.bsky.social
976 followers 525 following 1.5K posts

Soul at Planet Earth. Threat to the New World Order. Giver of Zero Fucks. Snarkastic. NO DMs.

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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Do you know how people refer to "Throwing someone under the bus?” The new term now is "Throw them in the decoy plane!”
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today is August 12th. On tap we have: - a solar eclipse - a new moon - rare planetary alignment - meteor shower. 🤔 Who else thinks today might be a huge Ctrl+Alt+Delete from the universe?? God knows, Planet Earth certainly needs a hard reset.
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hi everyone! Tippy is sitting at #8, and the cutoff for Top 5 is tonight! Would you please take a moment to cast a vote for her?? Shares are also appreciated! ❤️ americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
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Will Tippy take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Dog? You decide!
Tippy is a tiny girl, a stray I drove 8 hours to rescue. She was starved and dehydrated, but has nearly doubled her weight since September.
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hi followers!! Thank you to anyone who has voted for my sweet pup Tippy so far! Today, votes are DOUBLED until 9 pm! If you have a moment, could you please vote? You can vote once each day! Likes and shares are appreciated too! ❤️ americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
americasfavpet.com
Will Tippy take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Dog? You decide!
Tippy is a tiny girl, a stray I drove 8 hours to rescue. She was starved and dehydrated, but has nearly doubled her weight since September.
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Woukd you do me a favor, and vote for my little pup? Likes and shares would be appreciated! ❤️ americasfavpet.com/2026/tippy-7...
americasfavpet.com
Will Tippy take home $10,000 and be featured on the cover of Modern Dog? You decide!
Tippy is a tiny girl, a stray I drove 8 hours to rescue. She was starved and dehydrated, but has nearly doubled her weight since September.
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Unless Amelia Earhart landed on Epstein Island, we don’t give a fuck.
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It's been a rough week for MAGA... they waged war against acetaminophen, antifa, escalators and Jimmy Kimmel.😮‍💨 and lost. BIGLY.
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
It’s like a Boy Scout project … with guns! Perhaps they can be deployed to rake forests?! Guess it wasn’t an “emergency” after all. 🙄 #FreeDC
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
You know what to do. www.irs.gov/forms-pubs-s... Complaint form
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
In case you’ve forgotten. The last time the National Guard was deployed against American civilians.
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
It would appear they are not coming to talk to Trump, but to TELL HIM.
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Get on that, will you?
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Fuck Mike Johnson
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Well, they did stick maxi pads to their ears. 🤔
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Dale Walls @dalewalls1.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
A mentally ill narcissist…a recipe for disaster
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Allison Burnell @allib513.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The fact that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not frequently struck by lightning is all the proof you need that Democrats don’t control the weather.
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