寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 3hToday is 100% the day I snap at a customer A girl walked into where I work A flower shop And just dropped all these packages on the floor and started leaving Oh no you don't 120
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 13hI have traded my free will to watch Atlantis so I am watching X-Men and dear god that was the most y2k opening I have ever seen in my life 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 14hMade someone a drink today that has a WEEK of laxatives and dear god Why would someone prescribe this 010
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 15hA few of you are about to learn this week that I clearly was packaging illegal substances in my last life cause wow, i have used some TAPE today 000
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 20hToday we shall attempt to laser and also collect little berries so we can make the most mid jelly and merchandise 110
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me, the last two months: the garage door is very sick Him: no it isn't, it needs to be oiled Me: i think we should call someone Him: i don't know why you hate wasting money on things Garage door man, today: if you called earlier, you likely wouldn't have needed to replace the entire system 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Diet coke drinkers are more likely to be fat than regular coke drinkers" As someone who used to have blood made entirely of diet coke, I was not drinking that to lose weight I was drinking it because my body needed to contain diet coke and that was the easiest method to get it in there 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My Eva mk.06 has a FRIEND and it's awakened unit 01 and I love my halo... girls Is mk.06 a girl I don't know But it wants that little Shinji 000
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So I saw the cricut stickerpix today and I have a lot of questions they didn't answer 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Looking at the acl lineup and I've never been less excited for anything in my life Yas give me nothing I'm more invested in the poop dirt 000
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Very upset at Austin, Texas for telling us about dillo dirt 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Can you laser?" "No, it's raining, laser hates rain, humidity over 70 messes with it" "But laser" "It's too wet" "....laser?" THE WATER IS STILL EVERYWHERE I AM UNABLE TO CAN 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I want to watch exactly one movie on the capitalism mouse app and I do not want to get the app to watch one movie for many reasons 120
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026SIGH my garage door is not opening I would like to state that I knew this was an issue and I am a silly child, it will be fine, just oil it Yeah 110
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"OooOooOoo they're will be less gf options if you return it" Oooooo well if they're gonna just take advantage of a captive audience instead of provide after price gouging me ~I don't care~ 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I made an udi's gluten free lasagna AND THERE'S ONLY ONE FUCKING NOODLE IN THIS THIRTEEN DOLLAR LASAGNA ARE YOU SERIOUS 210
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel like seeing one of those political rant trucks is like seeing a unicorn, but dear reader, I saw an anti trump political rant truck, it was like seeing an albino unicorn We all call him PUTA [Ugly orange potato baby] Low T He really Hates Latinos! ~🇺🇸 Air Force Veteran~ 120
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why did we let society get away with making all cherries that unholy rubbery almondlike maraschino flavor 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In my little red sheeted bed crocheting my little red shawl with my little red point cat under my little red roses about to sleep so I can put on my little red glasses to drive to work and re-cut my little red actual roses looking at the Zelda switch two and it's GREEN 020
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Damn, those da vinki twins are right, I could be double hating 000
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now i am extremely down for hobby drama Like if a company is being evil, yeah But if some kids on insta got in a hobby related fight and you're a full adult Nah 000
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The fun thing no one tells you about your parent suddenly dying is OH MY GOD MY CHILDHOOD MEDICAL HISTORY 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't like rain I am not accustomed to rain It did not rain enough when I was a child I have to wear glasses at all times and THE RAIN GETS ON THEM My gta server does not act properly when you add a rain mod and everyone turns insane and can't drive WHY IS IT WET 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Drove to work, realized at the last second the water was over a bridge, did still make it across, came back home that way like an idiot and Zero water Nothing It's like ten feet high how was there NOTHING below it 010
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well Americana by the Offspring aged... in a way i need it to stop 000
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Look, I just need to know one thing about the madoka movie; if I really liked the way it all ended before, will I hate it 110
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People are out here trying to make professional quality homecoming mums, and as the professional, I actually just refuse to do that, I want nothing to do with that, I am not made to be holding a glue gun all day, I'm not doing that Anyway technically I guess that makes you the professional 210
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm watching the history channel, and they somehow have three of the exact same show, but one has William Shatner, one has Danny Trejo, and the last has Dan Aykroyd And I started watching the Shatner one, suddenly I was in the Machete one and now I'm getting commercials for the Ghostbuster one 010
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TV: the dime museum is exactly what it sounds like Me. Omg imagine how many dimes you need to make a museum for them TV: ... it was a museum that cost ten cents 🫠 020
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I feel like we can safely say i quit afrin at this point I do still have it I'm not stupid That's the only thing that made me breathe in an emergency And I realize that's counter productive, but have YOU done the whole not breathing thing You'd keep it too 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So I'm making a crochet shawl outside of my boring comfort zone and I do not think it was intended to have this weird curl but it looks like a weirdly shaped ball of knots to me 360
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me: there's no rain, my dining room can't flood without rain Refrigerator: BUT I CAN FLOOD YOUR KITCHEN RIGHT NOW Anyway the fridge turned evil 130
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today on the woke police show, one of the characters begins testing an ai officer at work, who falsely accused a man and someone begins an emotional relationship with it and the department is less than thrilled 010
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Flame point siamese is a great cat flavor, because it combines the sneaky intelligence of a siamese cat with the *gestures broadly* everything of an orange cat The utilization of the brain cell is intense 031
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Who the hell even figured out you could stand on the nose if a killer whale and go WHEEEEE What possessed someone to go yooooooooo 010
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's suddenly unnerving dark in a sky yellowing way and I do NOT like that 000
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sky is awfully blue for the threats they've been making against me for a solid week 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Well their grandparents were involved in a SECRET SOCIETY" Yeah, cause everyone who was able to was in one, those things were trendy as hell back then, that was THE THING The olde timey people yearned for rituals 1800s people were absolutely nutty for fraternities 110
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Now i am not sure who is the ideal consumer for a doll line, because i assume it's a child, but it might be me, but I am me, and I've been a child, so i feel qualified to ask Why do they keep making so many damn sleepy time doll sets 110
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"David protein bars are making my butt ooze a mysterious waxy substance" Well did you notice the macros are impossible and they're being sued into another plane of capitalism before you started eating them religiously 110
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me, who has a 2025 car: wheeeee Dealer: hey. Psst. Hey. you want a new car? Me: this is a new car Dealer: but do you want... a ~newer~ car? Me: ...not really? Dealer: cause you should get a new car 110
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lol I saw another canvasser walk up to my door, see the no soliciting sign, and go like OH WELL and walk away They're so dedicated and honestly, I do kinda respect being the cash and checking out 110
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just want to know why this children's show decided to do an episode around the song I Am the Walrus right out of the gate What possessed anyone to do this 101
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well i did NOT expect dentist without x-rays to cost $200 000
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How in the hell do they have projected Texas rainfall from a hurricane in the pacific and the bullseye zone is ME Going across two whole countries and you're like, nah, let's go get sabs specifically 120
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Anyway my basic bitch song is Wrecking Ball That's not a guilty pleasure song, I will freely admit that in this house we do not skip Wrecking Ball ...the rest of the discography sucks though, that's the only good one 120
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I simply do not have the stamina to have any feelings about Taylor swift Like the fan omg aaaaa makes sense, that's the point But it's apparently SO LIFESUCKINGLY COMPLICATED to be a hater of her and I think maybe y'all need to touch grass 100
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone came to my door canvassing for Dan Patrick and didn't even have the decency to ring the doorbell Just a tiny Itty bitty tippy tap tap Girl is ashamed to be seen doing this and yeah I bet 120
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Having another glorious round of everyone needs therapy and no one is willing to go 130
寓エスト @allegoriest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Are there other bands that have the album shenanigans that the Beatles did Cause I'm kinda, whatever, I want a print copy of music instead of being glued to a screen to play, but they're by album without track lists and Uh I kinda need that 100
