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AllCheeseNoSauce

@allcheesenosauce.bsky.social
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Sylvie 🏳️‍⚧️🌈(They/Them). Mostly cursed drawings of baked goods. Please donut repost art without permission 🍩. (No, but really don't)

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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMG no!! He was in a tag match at the first live event I went to in 2009! He was legit flying as like it was goddamn nothing. We were lucky enough to be on the same train as him after, and he took a few minutes to chop it up with us and talk about his life thus far and take photos. Legit devastated.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's gotta be at least $10,000, so really if you don't buy it at 7k you're just leaving money on the table.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So if this problem could be solved by the discovery of an area where X characters as Y characters born from different methodologies could exist in harmony, the area would have to be called the All Bluey, right?
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahhh my sister also visited the Crab Museum last week!! (If I had a nickel for every person I know who went to the Crab Museum in London last week... Etc...)
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got my confirmation for Philly Zinefest this December! I've got three months to manifest my worst ideas and make them in box form and accessible to all!
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Very last minute but I'm tabling at FlameCon this weekend in NYC! For the first time!!!!!!!! If you're going please stop by Table P-06 and gaze upon my works and despair... I'm also gonna do a thing where I draw your favorite food but it's a scheme so be warned.
A post for FlameCon August 15 & 16 (www.flamecon.org) featuring drawings of MODOK made it ms paint, a crude self portrait of a transsexual illustrator surrounded by pastries, a drawing of a strawberries and creme filled calzone, a drawing of Johnny Babka the inventor of babka, and a picture of a vampire popping out of a paper tomb.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My problem with the vibes were the cutscenes. I would get taken out of the game frequently because Nebby wouldn't get in the bag. But I like Team Skull and a lot of the locations.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'd love to hear your elaboration on Sun/Moon. It's a pretty interesting choice for favorite Pokémon game.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is framer's intent; John Hancock's signature was the biggest so he could indicate his preferred Chug Jug size to future scholars of democracy.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He wasn't lying about having friends in (morally) low places.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I still think about the kids who grew up with enough money to buy the Steel Battalion controller just to play Steel Battalion as God intended.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Time to make a terrible comic - but never forget about the group chat. #Makeaterriblecomicday #Makeaterriblecomicday2026
A picture of a comic- Make a Terrible Comic Day 2026.

Panel 1
A woman says "it's once again time to make a terrible comic! It doesn't matter if you use pencil or crayon or even ms paint! Just ignore that pesky inner critic and make comics!"
An apparition of a woman in a suit says "no! We are not doing this again! Shut it down!!"
Panel 2
Woman standards up a chain and sounds "sometimes, you just gotta rock your inner critic away!!" Apparition is being bound by chains and says "I'm not your inner critic! I'm your inner project manager! You actually have a comic to finish! You don't need the pretext of this day to finish your existing comics projects!"
Panel 3
A woman is taking a picture of a drawing of a stromboli sphere with her phone and texting"stromboli sphere SPHERE" while saying "Make a Terrible Comic Day reminds us that it's not about the comics we have to make, the comics we should make, or even the comics of stromboli we just just to post in the group chat when we are supposed to be working on the first two types of comics! It's all about the comics we WANT to make"
Apparition is suspended upside in chains and says "You did what?!
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I went to a restaurant a few days ago that labeled their sandwich/wrap section as "handys" and honestly still can't decide if it's better or worse than "handhelds"
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
She also has a cookbook coming out in October just in case you were worried she wasn't keeping busy enough with all that.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yessss this is so cute and box art is the best form of art (said with zero bias)
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It may or may not be my birthday today who wants to buy me a $2000+ flatbed cutter/scorer?
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If someone created a fake show for me to be on only to have Bobby Flay show up I'd be so mad even BEFORE they told me he made his assistants spend several days trying to outdo a recipe I devoted my life to.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It's just too bad absolutely *zero* artists on this site are talented enough to draw Slutty Ben Quadinaros... 👀👀
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm losing my mind at shoestring fried pickles. Pickle chips are such a ubiquitous form and I always think they should dream bigger.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I guarantee in 100 years you can't guess what Too Much Dip on Your Chip Zine looks like.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Yeah I designed a box shaped like a toaster chair. This is probably my greatest instance of too much dip on a chip, at least until I create that foldable zine about too much dip on a chip.
A tiny box made from paper shaped like a chair with a toaster in the back and a piece of paper toast at the top of the chair.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I can't stop imagining an early 2000s Kings-Sixers game where Hip Hop and Vlade Divac are just ripping heaters together outside the FU Center at halftime.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Incredible use of alt text
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If any wants to hire me you just gotta not ask for my cover letter I worked really hard on it
A drawing held up in a kitchen. The drawing is of a robot shark firing missiles with the text "I'm a robot shark I don't write cover letters"
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My 29th day of drawing this year: Yes obviously the existence of Absolute Batman suggests the existence of the Absolute version of my 2021 Crop Top Batman.
A drawing of a buff Absolute Batman, with a metal chest plate, crop top, and a popsicle axe.A drawing of Batman, from behind, with a very high crop top revealing a bat symbol lower back tattoo.A drawing of Batman, wearing a crop top featuring the bat symbol. He has a Popsicle in hand.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
My 23rd in my daily drawings, posted here because I for sure said something in my account description about mostly drawing baked goods.
A drawing of a chocolate croissant, with a patterned square background and a drawing of a cross section of a croissant, with a patterned circle background.A black and white drawing of a chocolate croissant, with a patterned square background and a drawing of a cross section of a croissant, with a patterned circle background.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
More of my box zine designs. This, fittingly, will contain a zine that has nothing to do with pizza.
Paper folded to look like a tiny brick oven, with a tiny paper pizza box inside and flames coming out of the brick oven.A cutout of paper with brick patterns on it unfolded and sort of resembling Arnold Shortman from Hey Arnold!
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Thank you!! Yes exactly that!
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This is the prototype for the box that will hold my latest zine (my zines all come in ridiculous boxes I design).
A box shaped like a coffin stacked upon a coffin. The top of the box opens bilaterally and a vampire illustration is peaking out.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Did you watch the AGDQ speed run of it? It looks so fun - like the devs made it knowing about certain exploits.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I've been doing daily drawings this year in the cursed place, but maybe I should introduce you all to myself here.
A hand holding a paper against a drawing board. On the paper is a "Meet the Artist" sheet with a drawing of a woman in a tunic holding on x-acto knife, with a thought bubble of a mysterious geometric shape"

Text 1: Need art this year?
Text 2: Meet the artist 2026 edition.
Text 3: X-Acto blade (usually broken)
Text 4: Non-binary tunic
Text 5: How to get Sylvie Art: Friendship, Mutual Aid Donation, Spite (not guaranteed), eat 40 wings or vegan wings in under 10 minutes, sheer luck.
Text 6: Pronouns They/She, Example"They draw the best mozzarella sticks. She thinks about gooey cheese dynamics too much.
Text 7: 15% of all thoughts always rotating boxes
Text 8: @allcheesenosauce
Text 9: See this shape in in which Zine number 8 ... Well not in. I guess outside.

Dialogue 1: Hi I'm Sylvie
Dialogue 2: Is best friends with the guy who invented Babka
Dialogue 1: No I'm not Robbie
Dialogue 2: It's Johnny!
Dialogue 1: Whatever just let me get back to rotating stuff.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If no one reacts I usually just double down on it the next time I send something in that group text. If no one reacts then I simply accept what I cannot change and make that joke my entire personality for 6-8 months.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Barq's Red Creme is so sickeningly sweet but also it's literally the perfect beverage and I want it poured in my coffin when I go.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Castlevania: Legion of the Cancelled Prince is my favorite one in the series
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I highly recommend peeling them and putting them in the freezer to make chocolate covered bananas.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Zinefest TEASER... None of this artwork is final 😈👀
A mysterious shape of paper made from squares, cut out and displayed on cardboard.A drawing of one and a half hot dogs.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
A Lego Starbase 80 would heal the world imo.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This is a good measuring tool for how much less useful Google has become. AWOOOGA wolf is at 7 of the first 10 images searched. When AWOOOGA wolf falls from the first 10 images outright Google will serve no functional purpose.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Happy birthday! Pastry pics or it didn't happen though.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This reminds me of the time I Kickstarted a glass tea vessel with a magnetic lid (embarrassing, I know) and by the time I received it they told the backers "The product has been deemed unsafe and should not be used to hold or store any liquids, hot or otherwise"
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Coming up: Flavortown awards 100m contract to tech firm DNKYSAUC for development of flavor bomb disposal robot dogs. Dept of Flavortown Food and Drug lays off 30% of staff, cancels research study on health risks of eating off of flip flops.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Same, but the problem is that a non-trivial amount of solutions also come from committing to the bit.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I hate ghost kitchens in the first place, but it's doubly embarrassing that it's now acceptable to just run ones in broad daylight. Go back to ashamedly hiding your Chili's kitchen behind a fake name like "Johnny Deez's Mozzgorilla Stix Emporium" like you're supposed to.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I made comic about cars having drawn like five cars before in my life (including that weird time I did storyboards for a Ford Fiesta spec commercial in 2011). There is ZERO barrier to entry on drawing your stupidest, funnest ideas and rocks. Don't let fucking A•I convince you otherwise.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Remember last week when I debuted the first few pages of my hit comic about Philly drivers at local comics showcase Exclamation Point?
Sylvie, gesturing towards a projected screen with a comic of a car, a speed limit sign, a yellow light, an odometer, and the onomatopoeia "vvvrrrooommm"
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Not only did this get me to subscribe, but I would buy and frame a print of this should it ever exist. I LOVE all desserts on this spectrum. (My favorite have usually been crisp/crumbles)
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
TBH I think the legal world was cooking when they came up with the term "administratrix" to refer to a woman administrator.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I really should put "MS Paint" back on the "skills" section of my resume.
An MS Paint illustration of a slice of Brie in a wrapper.
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Both!!!!!
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AllCheeseNoSauce @allcheesenosauce.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
"I am fire and bouncing incarnate!"
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