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@allani.ca
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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ enjoyer of tylonal reply girl a product of the 80s Toronto adjacent my opinions represent the company you work for

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Lani @allani.ca · 12/10/2026
maybe a nice quick game of factorio
my steam page showing i have 2,487.7 hours in factorio
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Lani @allani.ca · 03/10/2026
18 years old you say?
typical "link in bio" type content that I am not typing out to advertise for them. but importantly in the bio and the only post they have it says they are 18.an old white lady with a pearl necklace and ear rings.
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Lani @allani.ca · 02/10/2026
This is Estonian rapper, singer, dancer, and visual artist, Tommy Cash.
Tomas Tammemets known professionally as Tommy Cash. He is sitting on a highschool yearbook photo background with an addidas suit jacket/vest over a black button up shirt and jeans.
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Lani @allani.ca · 27/09/2026
If you see this post a beach photo from your phone Looking on to the sunset over Burlington Ontario
Sun setting over Burlington Ontario. Lake Ontario visible. There is an orange haze to the left of the image, a dark beach center left to lower right. picture was taken in may at about 9pm.
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Lani @allani.ca · 21/09/2026
i ended up running machine learning on my gaming pc in a docker container and redirecting immich to use that instead.
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Lani @allani.ca · 12/09/2026
Here I am at my local dominos.
dominos pizza order queue screen except microsoft is fucking it up with a windows/edge update screen.
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Lani @allani.ca · 11/09/2026
why notepad have a subscription feature??
notepad.exe on windows 11 with a Subscription Required box that say "To use this feature, you need AI credits that are included with a Microsoft 365 Personal or Family Subscription. When you're signed in to use AI features, Microsoft will collect information about your requests for AI safety and security purposes.
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Lani @allani.ca · 10/09/2026
have this hung over my desk
the simpsons "do it for her" image but all the images are of Katie Tightpussy
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Lani @allani.ca · 08/09/2026
report image ui with im in this photo and i don't like it selected, except the don't is crossed out in paint
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Lani @allani.ca · 06/09/2026
im sorry but is that a slice of cheese???
a cropped in cut of the image that @freeuse.toys posted show shows what looks like a slice of processed cheese in the middle of the a&w poutine
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Lani @allani.ca · 06/09/2026
hand shake meme.

one hand is "trans woman" and the other is "trans man"

the middle is "getting asked to show dick on dating apps"
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Lani @allani.ca · 31/08/2026
im so sick of AI being crammed in to everything
AI Overview        It looks like you provided a specific configuration string, module version, or software build identifier: nx4 connect cm engine v1.0.2.Because this is a highly specific technical string with very little context, it doesn't map directly to a single globally recognized mainstream software product or documentation entry.To help provide the correct answer or point you toward the right tool, configuration, or troubleshooting step, could you share a bit more context? For example:
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Lani @allani.ca · 14/08/2026
I think this has been around longer than 20 years. Here is the theme customizer for Windows 3
The image shows the Custom Color Selector and Control Panel color customization dialog box running in a classic 16-bit Windows environment (such as Windows 3.1 or Windows for Workgroups 3.11)
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Lani @allani.ca · 27/07/2026
i've seen them, they are real
The 3D Pipes screensaver is a classic computer animation featuring growing, colorful metallic tubes, an iconic Microsoft Windows feature, and a hidden Easter egg. It draws intersecting 3D pipelines across a black screen, resetting itself when the screen fills up.
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Lani @allani.ca · 21/07/2026
immediate thought of this band
big bad voodoo daddy
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Lani @allani.ca · 20/07/2026
a post I found on tumblr


katelyn-danger

You laugh, but I run a 3D printer farm. I've seen printer errors you couldn't possibly imagine.

The fuck is a "Puppy Error"???


katelyn-danger

reads the sentence "each slave is called puppy" and gets so horny I pass out 

#finally. a master slave architecture naming that makes everyone upset
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Lani @allani.ca · 07/07/2026
The Snackrooms
an open refrigerator with the backrooms graphic in the one side, poorly lined up but clearly no use of AI.
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Lani @allani.ca · 30/06/2026
That's been on my mind ever since I saw this in GTA
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Lani @allani.ca · 28/06/2026
hehehe
two pictures of stel in two posts but lined up close enough that it made my brain spark a little when i scrolled past it.
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Lani @allani.ca · 24/06/2026
Happy Birthday Cedar!
a "cooked" piece of "chicken" that looks surprisingly like chocolate cake until you zoom in.
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Lani @allani.ca · 20/06/2026
you can have it all. i am lactose intolerant.
a freshly opened pack of american cheese
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Lani @allani.ca · 20/06/2026
ok i'll make you an everything burger. anything else?
hamburger patty with everything bagel seeds i guess
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Lani @allani.ca · 11/06/2026
figured out a fun thing tonight on discord
discord socialsdk custom profile widget
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Lani @allani.ca · 05/06/2026
all the work ones killed my score. also yeah I have a favorite hardware store. they have a better app.
🧃
Your Tier
Youth Coded
Unc Score
8
Youth Score
92

You're tapped in. The aura is uncooked. Keep doing whatever you're doing.
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Lani @allani.ca · 04/06/2026
I hate my current browser history.
rayman blushing that's it
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Lani @allani.ca · 02/06/2026
I'm not a huge fan of doing the statistics canada quiz, but I do like their gender definitions.
question 3.  What is this person's gender?
Gender refers to an individual's personal and social identity as a man (or a boy), a woman (or a girl), or a person who is not exclusively a man (or a boy) or a woman (or a girl), for example, non-binary, agender, gender fluid, queer or Two-Spirit.
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Lani @allani.ca · 17/05/2026
Oh hmm I mean uquiz.com/quiz/toaIYP/...
Your Result:
Submissive puppygirl
Freaky ass bottom. You would probably like having a collar around you. Nice
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Lani @allani.ca · 12/05/2026
that's it, i'm buying a cat on doordash.
a screenshot from doordash showing 25-35 minute deliveries of Dog, Cat, Small Pet, Bird and Firsh.
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Lani @allani.ca · 12/05/2026
hi
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Lani @allani.ca · 05/05/2026
...
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Lani @allani.ca · 23/04/2026
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Lani @allani.ca · 20/04/2026
why did you transition, wrong answers only decided that changing everything about me would be good opsec
A young woman,Kate Libby from Hackers,is shown in a softly lit indoor setting, leaning slightly to one side with a guarded, contemplative expression. She has short, dark pixie-cut hair with choppy bangs and wears small hoop earrings. Her eyes are directed off to the side rather than at the camera, giving a distant, introspective mood.

She's dressed in a fitted, short-sleeve raglan-style shirt with a white torso and black sleeves, paired with dark suspenders and a black belt cinched at the waist. The outfit has a minimalist, slightly edgy 1990s aesthetic. Her posture is relaxed but subtly tense, with one arm angled behind her as she leans.

The background appears to be a warm-toned interior,possibly a café or bar,with wooden shelving or cabinets behind her, softly out of focus. A blurred figure sits further back, reinforcing the sense of a public but intimate space. The lighting is low and amber, casting a cinematic, moody atmosphere that emphasizes her serious expression and the film's cyberpunk tone.
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Lani @allani.ca · 20/04/2026
BENDER

STEALING IS A FORM OF CREATIVITY.
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Lani @allani.ca · 19/04/2026
Instead of forming a policy internally to address this, or making a statement one why they operate the way they do, the ceo of boot dot dev decided to crash out on twitter and invite incredibly transphobic and hateful commentary with open arms.
Lane (@wagslane on twitter/x) the founder of http://Boot.dev posts

I literally can't win with pronouns on Boot dev, it's insane. We have people cancel over NOT using "they" in lesson text and people cancelling over us USING "they".

> In one of your lessons you refer to a single person named "Logan" using the third person plural pronoun.
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> At this point without assurances that the developers intend to correct the course material to correctly use the grammatically correct generic masculine as the correct generic pronoun, I have no interest in financially supporting the intentional cultural vandalism of my personal linguistic heritage

Here's your refund, you won't be missed.

I DON'T CARE about this. I don't care. WHY DO PEOPLE CARE. These are not real people in the lesson text. They're genderless EXAMPLES. Sometimes we say he/she, sometimes we say they, it depends on context and which maintainer happened to update it last.

wwhwhhwyyyyy dooooo weee careeee sooo much. get a life.
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Lani @allani.ca · 10/04/2026
Follow-up
Hawaiian Pizza with Pineapple and Ham
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Lani @allani.ca · 06/04/2026
And lastly, we have @boba.yogscast.com; who keeps falling and needing Simon to come over and pick them up.
Yogcast member Boba in Tomodatchi Life
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Lani @allani.ca · 06/04/2026
Second is Simon "Diggy Diggy Hole Man" Lane, who is always seen dancing and keeping Lewis entertained. @simonhoneydew.yogscast.com
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Lani @allani.ca · 06/04/2026
First off we have Lewis, who never ages.
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Lani @allani.ca · 06/04/2026
Had to make the @yogscast.com in Tomodachi Life
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life showing my three island residence, Lewis, Simon and Boba
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Lani @allani.ca · 31/03/2026
Amazing what a stay on Happy Rainbow Territory can do to a girl.
a nintendo mii character. dead inside. brown beard and mustache. unkempt eyebrows and ugly glasses. masc. overweight.a mii. its me. a cheerful and alive woman. smiling. eyebrows managed, hair styled, glasses that are actually nice. tasteful everyday office makeup. thriving.
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Lani @allani.ca · 24/03/2026
It’s so nice being back in Canada.
Gender inclusive bathroom signage on rest stop door
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Lani @allani.ca · 19/03/2026
WHAT DID YOU DO?
google error page saying 403 that's an error
we're sorry, but you do not have access to this page.
that's all we know.
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Lani @allani.ca · 21/02/2026
Inspired by this post, i checked to see if they are still in business. They make computer peripherals now, but they carry the same spirit. Look at this mouse!
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Lani @allani.ca · 20/02/2026
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Lani @allani.ca · 27/12/2025
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Lani @allani.ca · 22/12/2025
A circular diagram showing a repeating emotional cycle with red arrows connecting four stages: “regret,” leading to “no talk,” then “irrepressible urge to talk,” then “oversharing,” and looping back to “regret.”
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Lani @allani.ca · 07/12/2025
It’s an illustration of an impossible 3-D shape (similar to a Penrose rectangle) colored in the transgender pride flag colors - pink and blue on alternating faces, with a white interior.

Around the shape, four pieces of text are tilted at different angles, each representing a conflicting or cyclical feeling:

Top left: “I am, and always have been a woman” (pink text with a dark outline)

Top right: “I hate being transgender” (blue text with a dark outline)

Bottom left: “I love being transgender” (pink text with a dark outline)

Bottom right: “I feel like I am faking every aspect of my life” (blue text with a dark outline)

The overall effect is a loop of contradictory emotions orbiting a paradoxical object, visually emphasizing the tension and complexity of transgender identity and self-perception.
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Lani @allani.ca · 01/12/2025
My partner asked me to come 'take care of them' because they aren't feeling well, and I replied with a picture of me in the car.
a censored discord screenshot that reads

(partner)
Wait no
I was joking 😭
Bb pls
I’m ovulating I didn’t mean it
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Lani @allani.ca · 13/11/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
Chistmas Kuromi Light
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Lani @allani.ca · 12/07/2025
can i bring these guys
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