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TheChris

@all-hail-allen17.bsky.social
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I insist that Conservative dickheads deserve mocking, ridicule and shaming constantly I aim to fulfill that mission. Sometimes I'm a funny motherfucker

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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My little girl 5 min after she found me. 12 week old stray. Adorable and lovable
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watership down... My God they showed us this as kids
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our new girl was finally able to join the rest of the house after her quarantine. First thing, steal the older cats toys
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My new little girl made herself right at home
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So. Yesterday walking the dog at 530am, the cat distribution system visited me. This little follow us through the park till I noticed her. She now has a new home
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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hey Mitchy.... Mitchy Mitchy Mitchy
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Puppet News @puppetnews.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah, sounds like an afternoon
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And there is always another fuckin qoute just to make me hate him even more.
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Exactly Keep on keeping on saying fuck Lindsay Graham foreverrrrrrrr
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gary Bettman just sat up in bed
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My kind of post
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hahaha
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I just want qoute this twice. Fanone is a real hero and love that he gives no fucks about decorum
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Blusky scold committee can fuck off today, We got partying to do.
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha This just keeps getting funnier
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Definitely x2 to what Fanone said
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I feel 0% bad saying this.... Fuck Lindsay Graham for eternity. Hope he sees none of his dead pets and suffered in his last moments
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Welp that's 1 down 51 more to go Let's go Grim Reaper!!!! <clap clap, clapclapclap>
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When did Russel Crowe become the US soccer coach?
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Because 40% of the country are goddamn fucking morons. Dont fuckin paint all of us with that brush pal
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So is it a big deal we scored?
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This fuckin guy is the this fuckinest guy ever that this fuckin guy'd
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So I went down a rabbit hole Babymonster My God check this group out if you miss 90s early 2000 music. Yes its Kpop....and it is banger after banger and bop Every single girl is an amazing talent and will be huge
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
She's not a fucking hero. She made excuses for him after and begged for another interview. Useless ass press
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU CUNTRAG It's called Starving you evil hag
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
What The Fuck
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
If you don't like KPOP DEMON HUNTERS I'm sorry, We can't be friends anymore, its just that simple. Youre a broken person.
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This woman is amazing vocally and lyrically Also check out "In another world" My god!!!!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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Bills-Chick @bills-chick.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Obligatory Leafs suck
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
A fucking bruise is "internal bleeding", Get the fuck outa here
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The Buffalo Sabres are a goddamn wagon and I'm here for it
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care: I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.  Your health care is still legal and protected.  I'll always fight for you.
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
There are a lot of fuckin nuts jobs on this site
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Omar Sakr @omarsakr.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This is revolting, racist nonsense and it’s being mainlined everywhere right now. No criticism of Israel is allowed, ever. They can starve as many babies to death as they like, they can mass murder hundreds of thousands and it's fine because they're Jewish.
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said on Tuesday.
"And when you vilify the leaders of the Jewish land of Israel, and when you constantly criticise them and then say that they must give up parts of this land ... that endangers Jews everywhere.
"When Israel is criticised, then the way it's received by the antisemites is that it's okay to attack Jews.”
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This how it happens, good people not understanding that an eye for an eye attitude leads to horrors for everyone because it never ends. This isnt how you end shit, this is how you make sure generations just continue the killing on both sides.
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Goddammit these motherfuckers never learn. I wonder what happened in 2008 to need to institute these regulations hmmm?¿??
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Josh motherfucking Allen
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
FffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Im curious..... Let's do an experiment Isreal and its current government sucks donkey cock
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Wish the press would understand they'd be a goddamn national hero to just once live to his face someone just asks "What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is wrong with you?"
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Can someone please tell me what "horrors of socialism" are???? What the actual fuck? Socialism itself is a goddamn economic idea..... Fuckhead authoritarians created the horrors, not fucking socialism...... Jesus fuck this country is goddamn stupid
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Frankly Chuck can take a long walk off a short pier
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Yeah....what's up with that?
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Look at this fuckin Russian bot.... Lying compromised Russian stooge, fuck off dick spittle
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TheChris @all-hail-allen17.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Fucking lol...... Is anyone actually surprised they caved? Anyone?
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