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Alyssa Johnson

@aljsinger.bsky.social
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That sarcastic mom wondering about life and having fun with her family.

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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 3h
Today seems like an Agatha All Along kind of day. Down the witches road…
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 21h
Micah- we hold you up this day and going forward. May love surround you in your healing. You are needed and wanted here among us.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 21h
That is so cool!
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You do not have to vote for every part of a ballot. You are abstaining when you leave something blank. It’s seen as an undervote. Does not disqualify anything on your ballot that you did vote for.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#NowWatching Double Feature: Hocus Pocus and Hocus Pocus 2 #SpookyList
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good to know it’s all lip service.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#NowWatching The Craft (1996) #SpookyList
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh and Colin Ferrel. Might have to update my list.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have so much fun.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NowWatching Paranorman (2012) #SpookyList
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sending good vibes of sleep your way. I’m sorry things are rough right now.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NowWatching Under the Shadow (2016)
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#NowWatching Sinister (2012)
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching Sleepy Hollow (1999)
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching The Love Witch Happy Spooky Month
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m doing the same thing this month! Have so much fun.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yucky.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 1st. New month. Slower season here in MN. Colors in the trees are really changing. Got my Fleetwood Mac on. Creating nice vibes in my small corner.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh Josh got me in the feels with this one. youtu.be/zxivlvB5NUI?...
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A Set In Nashville on Dolly Parton Day
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good, good boy, Archie!
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unfortunately, link on app is not working Apple iOS
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wonderful! Thanks.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you!
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you have a feedback email? I have an update needed in MN directions.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy 12th Anniversary to my husband and I. You are awesome and I’m so glad to have a partner like you in the grind with me.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Awesome!
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How was it? Such a yummy idea?
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh Ashley, I hope you are ok. I’m sorry you having these medical issues.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Awkward Hand Raise in Gym
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No picture for final plating. We all ate it too quick.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now frying up latkes.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost 3 L of apple cedar and applesauce on the side.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My house is smelling so good. All leftover apple bits will become applesauce for Latkes tonight. So excited.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Making apple cider and apple sauce today. Grocery store had a bag of honey crisp apples for $2.99 so I thought why not.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Early Birthday! Have an awesome weekend.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weekly spreads feature a Halloween costume accessories: - Week 1: Witch - Week 2: Georgie from IT - Week 3: Indiana Jones - Week 4:Ghostface from Scream - Week 5: Spider-man
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finished my October spreads for my journal. I had so much fun creating them! 1st Spread- Library card of Month at a Glance and When a Mouse Gets a Pumpkin 2nd Spread- Spooky Movie List 3rd Spread- Habits: Scooby Doo Themed
Month at a Glance library card and When a Mouse gets a PumpkinSpooky Watch List with 31 movies listed.Habit Tracker in Scooby Doo Theme
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton day! Working 9-25
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Dolly Parton: Working 9 to 5 & Voting
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kid Says How About No Meme
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ummm, what is this magic? Boys slept till we HAD to wake them up at 7. Everyone was calm and had breakfast. Then we got them dressed. My husband took them to school. And I got to take a shower!!! In the morning! Now relaxing with my breakfast before logging in to work.
Bjorn (beige Boston terrier) relaxing before I head to work.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you for sharing this. I’m not on instagram. I’m furious.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The anger and sadness I feel for all these people taken from MN alone. What the fuck? @amyklobuchar.com @governorwalz.mn.gov How are we to make this right? Bring them back!
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My Mabon has been really pleasant. Very calm and balanced which I haven’t felt in a while. Definitely, settling into fall.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 22/09/2026
Rachel is in need of support and really gave her whole heart to paying people’s rent this year, so let’s make sure we take care of her, please!
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blessed be!
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now stop move and rollover with it now Now stop move and rollover with it now
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yikes, she drank the koolaide.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes. It’s more work for them to send a return label. $50 or under not worth it.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Preach! Fall has always felt like a time for slowing things down. Nature is preparing to become quiet for winter. Why shouldn’t we follow suit especially given all that is going on. Energy needs charging and conserving to be able to be released when we need it. Embrace the small, quiet moments.
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Alyssa Johnson @aljsinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Pedro Pascal at Academy Awards: 'I'm Watching You'
ALT: Pedro Pascal at Academy Awards: 'I'm Watching You'
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