Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I saw him on the telly the other week looking heavily tanned and sporting a "neck vagina" which I can only imagine was in homage to his great hero Donald Trump. He was however very much alive. 150 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Every man should embrace his inner baldness and besides it's much easier getting dried after a shower. 001 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He's still alive but he appears to be a moray eel now 🤔 000 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Well he did try to steal the World Cup from his employers. We call it nicking where I come from. 000 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Try eating that while wearing a pair of ice electric gloves or whatever the fuck they call them. 000 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The people who haven't seen it are going to be starring in it soon. 110 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026His posts are that idiotic I can only imagine that he's doing it for the dough. Elon will magnify and pay you for that shit. 001 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comJeremy Corbyn WweALT: Jeremy Corbyn Wwe 0171 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I see he neglected to feel like a bald cunt today. 131 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A bit too cheeseball in the 3rd reel for me along with all the other films I've seen. 000 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I've never heard anyone say that ever but maybe I've led a sheltered life. 1300 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 18/06/2026He should also be cast in a ginsters pasty advert. 000 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I think all the hatred in his heart has changed his physical appearance and ditto his followers. 000 0
Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Apparently it means you're a sick communist bastard and a traitor to the US or something. And yes I did have a quick look on twitter this morning. 000 0