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Knackers Ken

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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw him on the telly the other week looking heavily tanned and sporting a "neck vagina" which I can only imagine was in homage to his great hero Donald Trump. He was however very much alive.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every man should embrace his inner baldness and besides it's much easier getting dried after a shower.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
His best imo.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Richard Tice is a 300lb water rat.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I blame the parents.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They do give a fuck and they want you dead.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's still alive but he appears to be a moray eel now 🤔
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She's reyt.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I can remember saying that to the first wife.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I can remember saying that to the first wife.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He might just be a proper stupid bastard.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is this for the Turner prize or summat?
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well he did try to steal the World Cup from his employers. We call it nicking where I come from.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You can get em on DH Gate for a tenner.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Try eating that while wearing a pair of ice electric gloves or whatever the fuck they call them.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's his mum.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The people who haven't seen it are going to be starring in it soon.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
His posts are that idiotic I can only imagine that he's doing it for the dough. Elon will magnify and pay you for that shit.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
They're also the most pathetic winners btw.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He's got more mince than Crawshaw's.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Aids.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Jeremy Corbyn Wwe
ALT: Jeremy Corbyn Wwe
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Spain beat em probably on penalties.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I see he neglected to feel like a bald cunt today.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A bit too cheeseball in the 3rd reel for me along with all the other films I've seen.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You missed off Alan Carr.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Is that a medical condition?
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Well.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Alive?
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've got to wash my hair.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I've never heard anyone say that ever but maybe I've led a sheltered life.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yes.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yes they were lucky.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He should also be cast in a ginsters pasty advert.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think all the hatred in his heart has changed his physical appearance and ditto his followers.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sour diesel it's lovely stuff.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I've got to wash my hair.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Apparently it means you're a sick communist bastard and a traitor to the US or something. And yes I did have a quick look on twitter this morning.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Yes.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I can remember saying that to the first wife.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Not keen on the raincoat.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I can remember saying that to the first wife.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Matter.
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Knackers Ken @aljshort.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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