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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account

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Parody Al Jazeera account designed for use in the MUNash 2025 Conference. To be used by delegates NOT THE REAL AL JAZEERA

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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social “We can see it happening”: Yeltsin foreshadowed Gorbachev's coup just days before it happened.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social In the USSR election, Ligachev warns that a vote for Yeltsin is a vote for "gang violence" and "eating the cats and dogs", echoing far right sentiments.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social Yeltsin expresses fears for safety amidst assassination attempts and political turmoil, with a press statement stating "they [the USSR] are after me".
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social “Qatar is doing everything it can to advance access to information and promote freedom of expression”: Qatar voices commitment to collaborative international efforts in HRC to promote rights and freedoms in the digital space.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social China has voiced its commitment to ensuring nations in the ‘global majority’ retain their rights to freedom of expression within the digital space: “We don’t want to see these rights stagnate”, the delegate said in an address to the Human Rights Council.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social "Relations in shambles": Anonymous report from within the HRC suggests that Japan and Nigeria's relationship is rapidly declining in light of 'hyper-nationalist propaganda' being inserted into preambulatory statements.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social Member-states of the UNEA report difficulty in passing a resolution to further protection of natural sites, with an anonymous source reporting Fiji and Samoa to be keeping the committee in gridlock, attempting to support local indigenous communities.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social Following Yeltsin's escape to Estonia after multiple assassination attempts against him and his family, Ligachev labels him a "traitor" to the Russian people looking to engage with "other ethno-nationalists".
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social “Troops in a country does not violate the sovereignty of another country”: Gorbachev refuses to withdraw troops from a newly reunified Germany, denying UN Charter's assertion that such actions impede on national sovereignty.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Ligachev secures decisive victory against Gorbachev and Yeltsin, becoming the second President of the USSR.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social “Nothing here is open except our empty pockets”: Yeltsin criticises Gorbachev's economic policies in heated presidential debate, noting the strife of the Soviet people under Perestroika.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social “Filling the hole left by US Aid”: Members of the United Nations Security Council reject United States suggestion of independent auditing of foreign aid, claiming a form of “western imperialism”. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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IPG Article 1: Al Jazeera UNSC FINAL
NEWS “Filling the hole left by US Aid”: Members of the United Nations Security Council reject United States suggestion of independent auditing of foreign aid, claiming a form of “western imperialism”...
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social “Germany in particular…will not stand idly by whilst the international community is threatened by the increasing destabilisation of the union”: West German Ambassador to the USSR Klaus Blech signals international concern for the Soviet Union, hinting at Western Intervention.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social "Gorba... no, Ligachev!": Chairman of the KGB Vladimir Kryuchkov indicates confusion as to Soviet leadership when commenting on state of party affairs.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Anonymous source from within Assorted National Political Cabinets reveals Yeltsin's plan to overthrow Gorbachev in military coup in response to pushback for Russian independence.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social "Golden age of our relationship": China and Qatar pledge cooperation in uplifting 'fundamental human rights' in the digital space, framing tech as the new frontier for freedom of expression.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social Principle vs Practice: Greece raises concerns over the US 'playing games' with aid in UNSC, likening independent auditing to neo-imperialist financial policy.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social Greece condemns the conversion of agricultural fields into minefields, imploring UNSC for immediate action on protection of "precious" farmland in conflict zones.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social "Think of the children": Lithuania implores the Assorted National Cabinets for peace amidst fragmentation of the USSR.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social Commitment or Performativity?: UNESCO member-states remain silent on returning Indigenous artifacts despite claiming commitment to preserving indigenous culture.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social ‘Soviet democracy’ under fire: Anonymous source says Yeltsin’s allies indulged in drunken excess and slurs against Soviet citizens, fuelling doubts over his populist claims.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social Qatar raises alarm at WHO talks over UK funding tied to reproductive health, warning it risks 'imperialism through aid.'
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social At WHO talks, Qatar and conservative states push back against UK efforts on abortion policy, warning of ‘moral imperialism’ and urging respect for national sovereignty.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Anonymous source within the Assorted National Political Cabinets indicates plans for the deposition of Gorbachev by his cabinet.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social “Strength through unity”: Gorbachev warns against fragmentation despite current ‘economic crisis’ in the Soviet Union.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social At UNEA, Dominican Republic calls natural and protected areas the “foundation of cultural and natural sovereignty.”
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social "Using food as a weapon": Pakistan accuses Israel of creating an "artificial famine" in Gaza in a address to the UN Security Council.
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Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account @aljazeeramunash25.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@munash2025.bsky.social Is UNESCO protecting — or policing — indigenous languages? Kenya warns its potential policies risk a new imperialism by 'shielding, not sharing', languages with local communities.
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