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Joe

@alittlealoof.bsky.social
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He/him | Cat dad | Magic: The Gathering drafter | Disney Parks know-it-all

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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First spin of Ghost Niv got the win!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Four drafts in, and I've already got two trophies!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Met a couple players at prerelease who got into Magic because of The Hobbit and had been playing a bunch on Arena. Reality Fracture was their first prerelease. The pipeline works!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why yes, I would like to draw four cards in each player's end step, thanks!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still getting rejection letters to positions I applied to six months ago 🙃
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Livestreamer goes offline.
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I didn't realize you could list items on Mana Pool as "Not For Sale"!
Serialized Traveling Chocobo, listed on Mana Pool for $1,000,000
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Okay when EDHREC pulls decks from Archidekt, it's apparently pulling the user-set tags directly from those decks So someone gave their Y'shtola deck the Slime Against Humanity tag and EDHREC counts it
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Uhhhh why does Slime Against Humanity only have a 96% inclusion rate in decks tagged "Slime Against Humanity"?
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Made bad decisions, get rewarded Two collector packs at MSRP
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Winning on a mulligan to 5 because your opponent kept a one-lander is peak Magic
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Lighten my collection by a few thousand bulk cards (and a couple money cards), AND pick up new toys for a few decks?? Win-win!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Still haven't forgiven WotC for making Leyline of THE GUILDPACT a nonbo with THE GUILDPACT
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Last draft of MSH was an absolute sicko "I would like to return this Super Hero Civil War from my graveyard to my hand" felt like cheating
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Decided to look up my most drafted cards of each rarity in MSH. I'm noticing a trend...
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nothing like getting unexpected Facebook 2FA requests to remind me to delete my Facebook
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She was mad that I was petting her
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Baxter Building means I get to transform Bruce Banner in my WUr draft deck. I think the children call that "sick value."
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Scored a Traditional Draft trophy with this mono-blue deck!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Took my old cat carriers to the humane society to donate (the cats are fine, I just bought better carriers) "Are you here to fill them?" I WISH
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me: [Replays my commander for the third time] Friend: "At what point does removing Joe's commander go from bullying to a bit?"
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KJ The Hero @kjthehero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Want to catch some casual commander action this weekend? We've got you covered with a pod bringing fun decks! Featuring: Lord Xavier - @lordxavier5.bsky.social ALittleAloof - @alittlealoof.bsky.social Luna Raiye - @lunaraiye.bsky.social Come watch Sunday on Twitch or on @girudo.bsky.social!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If it doesn't look like a scam, it could still be a very good scam. Be skeptical of everything, y'all.
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Logan // Seraph Six @seraphsix.com · 26/06/2026
PSA: Don't click links you cannot vet. Be smart. Phishing is the most common form of compromise.
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Scarlet Witch giving Mike Wazowski energy "I don't believe it. I'm in Magic: the Gathering!"
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Finally unsleeved my long-shelved Atemsis deck. They're going to be moving to a new role as Commander Emeritus in a new deck, eventually. Still, lotta memories tied to that card.
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Prerelease time! When I can so reliably have Super-Adaptoid with my 2x Vision Quest, the rest of the deck builds itself.
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Nailed it @rebell.bsky.social
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm just smart enough to realize that I'm too dumb for Powered Cube.
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Got to jam some in-person Commander tonight! Opponents all underestimated Annie Flash, and I ended up netting the win.
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Eilidh Lonie @aliasv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hi everyone. Unfortunately Whisper is still at the vet with not much improvement during her stay so far. I don't want to bring her home until she's eating by herself and the swelling has eased, but I also don't have infinite resources, so I'm asking for help. gofund.me/07323dce5
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Donate to Help with Whisper's vet bills, organized by Eilidh Lonie
Hi everyone. I'm Whisper's mom, Eilidh. A few days ago, we noticed Whisper wasn't eating an… Eilidh Lonie needs your support for Help with Whisper's vet bills
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
How many Cauldrons is too many? @originaloestrus.bsky.social
A Witherbloom draft deck from Secrets of Strixhaven with three copies of Cauldron of Essence
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
First day in a long time that I just melded with the couch and binged a good video game, and it ended with rolling credits on GoW Ragnarök. Once I figured out why it kept crashing every 10 minutes, it was great!
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 11/06/2026
this is how liking magic the gathering feels when you stop looking at social media & just play the game & realize it all rules & always has ruled
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm gonna need y'all to have fun at MagicCon Atlanta for me! If you're looking for recommendations/advice, let me know!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'm going to the Arena Limited Championship!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Force Silverquill, get rewarded
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
First spin of the Niv-Mizzet, Parun reboot, and I got to cast Bonus Round for the first time in years. It was like reuniting with an old friend.
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Mail day! Now I'm just waiting on new inner sleeves to replace the ones my cats got ahold of...
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I hated The Backrooms (complimentary)
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Just played against three soup decks in a row in SOS draft. See y'all for Marvel!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is a Dollmaker's Shop // Porcelain Gallery appreciation post.
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Getting to pop off with Prismari in draft was such a guilty pleasure. Sorry opponent.
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Niv Visionary gets the win on the coattails of drawing 40 cards!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Apparently I've trained my cat that saying "couch" is an invitation for pets and lap time.
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Archidekt @archidekt.com · 26/05/2026
Tuesday motivation #edh #mtg #mtggrindset
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I got to roll a die in the tallest dice tower I've ever seen. I rolled a 2.
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh hey
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Closing in on a much-needed Niv Parun revamp!
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Joe @alittlealoof.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Not me looking at a $45 commander precon because it has $10 in lands I want
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