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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 7h
would love to own a house/condo by the time I’m 40 but diva I don’t think it’s in the cards
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 10h
every day I’m thankful I don’t work in Greek life anymore
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13h
having a normal one at work
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
please welcome to the stage Theresa Lightthatnevergoesout!!!
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ys is kinda the greatest album of all time if you think about it
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
9 albums!
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they should give Anita Piss a sword idk
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sociology professor throwing all of her trust into a federal prosecutor… yeah OKAY this’ll end well
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to think the difference was slight but side-by-side extra toasty cheez-its are MILES better than the regular
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky still having media-less DMs… this is not the kind of nostalgia-baiting we want
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shitty day at work :)
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
struggling hard today but also I’m the only one in the office soooooooo
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
realized today that I spent $500 on yarn this month teehee
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone in Chicago wanna play commander with meeeee? I have a precon from a few years ago that’s been gathering dust after playing half a game and I wanna try actually getting into it
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
damn I don’t miss a ton about Columbus as a place but damn their coffee scene is so good. We still haven’t really found a place that rivals our top 3 in Columbus
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
s2g I need a daily reminder that my meds actually help LMAO
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
massive headache because I didn’t have time to each lunch today and I got 3 hours of sleep 😋
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
having a perfectly normal amount of anxiety today
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
first time having legit Sunday scaries in multiple years… maybe I shouldn’t have left my last job
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
god releases bible
Screenshot of music player playing Afterglow by Haseul
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
which one of yall got “gooning” to the front page of Wikipedia today
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
every us college/university transcript should have the same format. why is degree conferral in a new fucking place every institution!!
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
need to block and take better pictures but my sweater is done!!!!
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
okay but when is he gonna start subtweeting grant
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chicago is turning me into a bag girl and now all my insta ads are for utility totes and I am not strong enough to resist
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
okay actually fuck today
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Kath and Kim is late-millennial Golden Girls (complimentary)
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
kiiikiii's new song... the people yearn for recession pop
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Hi! I’m Chanty Beluga!”ing my way through life
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
they’re playing Animal Collective b sides at the cafe
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
oh yeah? come here a minute
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
big walk is really good btw
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
alright divas, which member of twice left JYPE today do we think
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
friendship ended with 1x1 ribbing, now 2x1 ribbing is my best friend
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
beep
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
believe it or not, this was pre-edible
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
clock in, buttfucker. it’s jizzuary 6th
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
fridge cigarette depends highly on the coffee bean/roast FYI
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hooooooo boy I need to start therapy again
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
not to be a shill but I love the Uniqlo linen easy pants so so much
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sesame thumbprint cookies with red bean paste 🩵
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
new office let me go back to my old office’s hours where I can get off at 4pm thank GOD
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
post-beach
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Carly 3 for 3 with these singles omg
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
gay guy Notebook be like “if you’re a pup I’m a pup”
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
kinda surprised the intern left slayyyter and underscores off the Obama playlist this year, are they losing touch
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charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Odyssey was incredibly not for me but it did make me think that maybe The Northman is actually a good movie
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