charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 7hwould love to own a house/condo by the time I’m 40 but diva I don’t think it’s in the cards 040
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 10hevery day I’m thankful I don’t work in Greek life anymore 030
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026please welcome to the stage Theresa Lightthatnevergoesout!!! 120
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ys is kinda the greatest album of all time if you think about it 350
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026they should give Anita Piss a sword idk 150
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sociology professor throwing all of her trust into a federal prosecutor… yeah OKAY this’ll end well 020
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I used to think the difference was slight but side-by-side extra toasty cheez-its are MILES better than the regular 370
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bluesky still having media-less DMs… this is not the kind of nostalgia-baiting we want 0100
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026struggling hard today but also I’m the only one in the office soooooooo 021
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026realized today that I spent $500 on yarn this month teehee 0530
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026anyone in Chicago wanna play commander with meeeee? I have a precon from a few years ago that’s been gathering dust after playing half a game and I wanna try actually getting into it 130
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026damn I don’t miss a ton about Columbus as a place but damn their coffee scene is so good. We still haven’t really found a place that rivals our top 3 in Columbus 280
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026s2g I need a daily reminder that my meds actually help LMAO 160
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026massive headache because I didn’t have time to each lunch today and I got 3 hours of sleep 😋 030
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026having a perfectly normal amount of anxiety today 080
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026first time having legit Sunday scaries in multiple years… maybe I shouldn’t have left my last job 030
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026which one of yall got “gooning” to the front page of Wikipedia today 060
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026every us college/university transcript should have the same format. why is degree conferral in a new fucking place every institution!! 180
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026need to block and take better pictures but my sweater is done!!!! 4430
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026okay but when is he gonna start subtweeting grant 000
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Chicago is turning me into a bag girl and now all my insta ads are for utility totes and I am not strong enough to resist 2150
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Kath and Kim is late-millennial Golden Girls (complimentary) 070
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026kiiikiii's new song... the people yearn for recession pop 000
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“Hi! I’m Chanty Beluga!”ing my way through life 040
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026they’re playing Animal Collective b sides at the cafe 041
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026alright divas, which member of twice left JYPE today do we think 130
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026friendship ended with 1x1 ribbing, now 2x1 ribbing is my best friend 030
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026believe it or not, this was pre-edible 0110
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026clock in, buttfucker. it’s jizzuary 6th 0100
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026fridge cigarette depends highly on the coffee bean/roast FYI 000
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026hooooooo boy I need to start therapy again 1150
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026not to be a shill but I love the Uniqlo linen easy pants so so much 060
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026sesame thumbprint cookies with red bean paste 🩵 1170
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026new office let me go back to my old office’s hours where I can get off at 4pm thank GOD 050
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Carly 3 for 3 with these singles omg 040
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026gay guy Notebook be like “if you’re a pup I’m a pup” 050
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026kinda surprised the intern left slayyyter and underscores off the Obama playlist this year, are they losing touch 040
charlie “no pun” tractor @aliteraltractor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The Odyssey was incredibly not for me but it did make me think that maybe The Northman is actually a good movie 030