Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 9hBecause more inherited wealth is going to make Britain a better place. What a load of tosh. 1100
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 12hKemi dislikes Paddington. She always roots for the baddies. He’s an illegal immigrant see. 000
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 14hThe Tories are going to give the £10bn to Michelle Mone aren’t they? She’s just created a new high tech defence business in the Isle of Man. 020
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We’re comparing a manufacturing and creative company with the last hunter/gatherer activity, and one which has to be controlled really tightly or else all the fish get caught and there are no more. Whereas there is no goblin quota that GW has to manage. They can produce infinitely. 110
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve always liked www.animatedknots.comanimatedknots.comHomeAnimated Knots is the world's leading site for learning how to tie knots of any kind. From Boating Knots, Fishing Knots and Climbing Knots to how to tie a Tie, or even Surgical Knots — we’ve got it co... 080
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Take back control” they said. Turns out this was something better controlled as part of a larger group of countries. 020
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Given that dice rolls represent moments where were introducing chance, and therefore consequence, I’m with you that we want people focused on the roll - and able to see it. I don’t understand why we need dice roller gadgets. We literally have a 5000 year old technology that still works best. 040
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Was it Lord Palmerston and had he not realised he’d woken up in 2026? 110
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Alice is Missing is probably the most intense rpg experience I’ve had. Played online using only text. 010
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think my main reasons are laziness and concealment of chins. 020
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They’ve done this with AI haven’t they. Exactly the shittiness you’d expect. 0160
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“No one elected you”. There’s a whole palaver with cardinals and smoke. 000
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The combination of ‘extend benefits to the high paid’ and reduce inheritance tax suggest Kemi doesn’t really want to win. She’s too busy listening to people who are only ever going to vote for her anyway. 130
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wouldn’t it be more disturbing if she was Calypso. 140
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A room in which Jacob Rees-Mogg is the good guy is a very bad place. 000
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh yes, that would be incredible. Dice afloat. 020
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026These are just instances of normalising Council Tax in the boroughs where the Tories have managed historically to keep them unnaturally low. This means improving services for people who need them. 030
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My friend spent a year as the Master of the Balmoral, its sister ship. His friend was the Master of the Waverley 25 odd years ago. We went down the Thames on it on the bridge. What views. And very cheap booze. Need to go on it again. 120
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes. And social media ban for the over 65s instead of the kids. 090
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A great book. Recommended to me by the Managing Partner of one of the world’s largest law firms. 020
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026She always strikes me as an over-caffeinated sixth former. Full of energy and the conviction that she’s absolutely right about everything because people find her wearing and don’t argue. 1150
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All of those on a playlist of mine that gets heavy rotation. 110
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I imagine they’re working flat out in the Cabinet Office to work out how to ferret back from ‘we’ve foiled a massive Iranian plot’ to ‘we caught some wrong ‘uns with illegal diesel/drugs/dogging’. Especially given how big Trump and Rubio have gone on it. We live in an Armando Iannucci world. 030
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m betting it was a more 70s/80s Kate poster! 110
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Quite possibly. But he’s a middle class Notting Hill dweller. He doesn’t watch that shite. 000
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He may be the only person I’ve ever heard say they like Mrs Brown’s Boys. And he’s lying. 100
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watching Slow Horses before bed and waking up to yesterday morning’s wall to wall coverage felt like I’d slipped into Mick Herron’s head. Even more so now they’ve bailed the suspects. The greatest security minds now trying to work out how to get out of this fix. 000
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your work is great. Rather than commissions have you spoken people about using your images as is? Can definitely think of things they’d suit brilliantly. 030
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Afternoon slated to help teenager and his pal sort out their DofE Silver route plan. They’ve gone out and said “we’ll do it this evening”. Running One Ring this evening, so perhaps we merge the two activities and do it with a couple of Travel rolls. 030
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I tend to think it’s a marker of a WFRP like sensibility- which I take as a good thing. So I also expect it to have a dose of GW 80s humour (minus the bits you wouldn’t do now). 010
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It worked really well. Felt like a series of scenes in a movie. 110
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Same issue. Can’t get wife or son to play anymore. 😢 030
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not since the cruel Daily Mail turned him and his mum into refugees. Oh the irony. 110
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Surely there’s a piracy statute that means he can be executed at high tide or something. 🤞🏴☠️ 2421
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wish more total twats would fuck off to Dubai. 000
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Which means that at best his stepfather secured the mortgage on his behalf and gave him the property. Bank might think that fraudulent. 0150
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I can see myself only wearing a poppy on 11/11 and to the Remembrance service this year. Am sick of jewelled ones on Strictly, crappy plastic ones on cars all year, the nationalism that combines it with flags, etc. Might get more provocative and go white. 4281
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shouldn’t we be angry that so many people can’t survive on what they’re being paid? And doesn’t that mean that UC is in many cases a business subsidy (enabling low pay) rather than a benefit to workers? 020
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026100%. Sometimes people already have setting familiarity (TOR, Alien, etc). But I think setting and context capture your imagination and chargen is the first thing you can do by yourself. So having it early is important. 010
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve had a long day after a long weekend. Did I really just see Charlotte Church slapping down Ed Sheeran and covering the Dead Kennedys? Or do I need to have a lie down? 1923
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think a bit about setting and context needs to come first. Otherwise you don’t know where these characters are from. Detailed mechanics can come after. 120
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kalab Daark on the painting pile at the moment. Next wave. 000
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Which RPGs do you think of when you see this morning’s Cub activity? 431
Alistair Smith @alistairsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And Squats roamed the stars on their big three wheelers. 060