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Alistair B. Pulp

@alistairbpulp.bsky.social

326 followers 916 following 216 posts

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 Your beloved dilettante and anarchist who should be writing right now 💬 They/He, 30 linktr.ee/Branthemself

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

S2, E2: The Host WHAT IN THE FUCK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/Four Stars

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Update: I have developed a crush on Ursula K Le Guin.

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

You, a fool remembering We’re the millers: “ha ha, no regerts” Me, an intellectual: Jennifer Aniston

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Your coworker is getting reels like this and going: hell yeah 😎😎😎

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Alistair-coded characters

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Finger slipped.

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I don’t know, man. It feels like it’d be a whole lot easier to just not use it than go to Bloomberg to defend it. What use is it to write “place holder text” or “develop concept art” if you feel that it will have no impact on the final product?

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

As deranged as it is, this song helps me cope with my flight anxiety more than any other song.

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

What kills me is this… WHO is she trying to signal to?? The only people that it could possibly be are the same rich assholes who line every politicians pockets and want commies dead in a ditch.

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Long, LONG overdo.

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Found Dean’s favorite Superman Elseworld story.

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Arguing with strangers on the internet will NOT help anything. Arguing with strangers on the internet will NOT help anything. Arguing with strangers on the internet will NOT help anything.

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Anywho,

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

If you’re a masochist like me, here’s Behind the Bastard’s episodes about Curtis, guest starring Ed Helms of all people. open.spotify.com/episode/2n0l...

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

If you’re curious how things on twitter are going, here’s Curtis Yarvin promoting eugenics and the top comment thinking that dating someone you find attractive is eugenics.

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

COWARD, FACE ME IN BATTLE.

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Liberals will say the most racist shit imaginable and no understand why people say they’re the same as conservatives 😭

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Blaming leftists for everything is so Trump coded of you, queen 👑 you sure showed us!

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

My claim to fame? I went to high school with the 3:00 am morning routine guy.

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

leftvalues.github.io/results.html... *In a heavy metal voice* ANARCHYYY 🤘

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I’ve forgotten to take my meds for the past few days and now I’m listening to sad cowboy music. S.O.S.

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Chapter Two out now! open.substack.com/pub/brantheb...

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

It’s giving—

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

They went up to bat for THIS GUY? 💀💀💀

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Heartbroken about David Lynch’s death. I hope to be half as wonderful and strange and creative as him.

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

The little “Eee!” was so cute 😭

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Rose’s Alan shrine is sending me. Not the devil horns 😭

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Opened YouTube and the FIRST AD. The ad at the TOP OF THE PAGE, was fully a woman masturbating 💀 The internet has lost the plot.

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Current feelings.

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I’m at work and can’t stop thinking about playing Alan Wake 2 🤧

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Started Alan Wake 2 and this Hint Pause saved my life. (I was panic shooting this whole fight 😭)

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The other four beauties 😙

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Can you tell I platinum’d Elden Ring this year? 😭 (I also got a platinum on Spider-Man 2 and it didn’t make my top 5…)

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

These goblins did NOT have to do me like that 😭

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Fill it out if you can!! 🚂 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

I have my moments ✌️😘

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Going for a kind of nihilist arby’s thing here.

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 24/01/2024

Nearly 10,000 words in 10 days! I don’t think I’ve ever been so consistent with writing ✍️

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

Look what they’ve done to my boy…

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

Stealing this post from myself.

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

Edward Said ❤️🖤🤍💚

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Alistair B. Pulp @alistairbpulp.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

Some of the games I’ve beaten for the first time in this, the year of our lord, 2023: