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Will update next week. There has to be a Goldilocks “just right” situation here. 4/4

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I finished my food before anyone arrived. Now everyone is eating as I watch, in the corner so I’m not taking up a table. The mingle opportunity has passed. I’m tainted as the early one. Now I’m gonna spend class full and lonely. 3/4

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This week, the plan was to come early for the food and mingle but WAS THE FIRST PERSON HERE. 2/4

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Came to a class last week that offered food and mingling beforehand, missed the food and mingling, spent class starving and lonely. 1/4

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I’m on the couch, I’m full, it’s too early to go to bed… What’s everyone’s post #superbowl fun watch?

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OK, OK OK imagine being a person who got hired to convincingly say the line “I don’t like drinking water.” Who does it like drinking water??? Have you ever had water? It’s amazing. #superbowl

Imagine having a microphone shoved in your face on national television as you are the smelliest you have ever been in your entire life. #superbowl

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Isn’t the Gatorade pouring premature? I really don’t know. #superbowl

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I’m bored so writing this to pass the time. #superbowl

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The names of nfl announcers are so cardboard. #superbowl

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Brady: Here’s a low key way I cheated back in the day until refs cracked down on me. Now chuckle so it sounds like an anecdote. Other Announcer: Hehheh #superbowl

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The #SuperBowl commercials brought to you by the number 2. Newest edition to the list? Two McConaughey’s.

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Old men on the field, holding microphones? Pee break! #superbowl

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Flying mustaches. Also old ladies breakdancing. This is a turning into true #SuperBowl Dante’s Peak Volcano sitch.

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YOU CAN’T WIN SO WIN Okay, so now I’m sitting here? Moved? And crying? #superbowl #nike

Also two old lady breakdancing ads. This is a true SuperBowl Dante’s Peak Volcano sitch.

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I’m imagining the Oscar bait movie already. Plot: A mad men looking ad guy who had no credentials but just one idea… The. Flying. Mustache. “Could YOU sell it twice?” Theaters 2026 #superbowl

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Not one but TWO flying mustache commercials??? Oh man, some ad folks are totally shitting themselves. #superbowl

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OK, so this is the most I have ever used #BlueSky, finally giving the algorithm something to chew on. All I’ve been doing is commenting on the #SuperBowl commercials. And so now my Discover page is COMPLETELY SATURATED with … quirky liberal cross stitch? Touché #bluesky

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Oh man you need to hear the Tom Cruise superbowl party story…

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That Cold Foam commercial didn’t realize it was doing double duty by promoting #coffeemate and also… LSD! #superbowl

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All I’m saying is, Johnny Cash is not *not* rolling over in his grave…

“Hey guys let’s just stop not liking each other k? No specifics on what we are talking about, and no suggestions at manageable solutions, just wanting to insert the vague use of the words “hate” and “stop” and anyway… does this come across like we’re fixing it?” - NFL #SuperBowl

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Are we implying that super successful multi-hyphenate ISSA RAE doesn’t have her own personal accountant? Actually, I don’t care. Get your money, girl! #superbowl

I *hate* that Tom Brady… can’t act! #superbowl

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lilo and stitch and how to train your dragon “live action” is not really live action, it’s some fake pretend form of reality half real half computer kind of real kind of fake kind of creepy very unnerving. Oh no. It’s reality. #superbowl #superbowl

My husband is in some sort of fantasy league with my dad and I guess it was down to them on winning $ today and I guess they both picked the same team so that means my husband wins cuz he was ahead somehow someway? Betting on football is as confusing as the actual game of football. #superbowl

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Ah man. I have to wait ten years for Super Bowl 69???? #Superbowl

Yeah I’m ever gonna trust YouTube to not get stuck rendering. #SuperBowl

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Oh no! Just realized if this is the first time I’m really diving into #bluesky, my algorithm may become all football sports stuff! How do o fix that? HEY BLUESKY I WAS A THEATER MAJOR! I’M NOT EVEN SURE I KNOW HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL! I’M HERE FOR ZEITGEIST CHATTER, TAYLOR, AND PIZZA! #SuperBowl

There are a few things that can make me more immediately smile than a passionate ASL interpreter. #SuperBowl

Tom Brady’s “cheek jaw” triangle line is giving real creepy #RoyLichtenstein vibes. #SuperBowl

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