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Alice <3

@alisillykitty.bsky.social
226 followers 94 following 1.2K posts

silly kitty :3 i like magic the gathering, video games, and cuddles ^w^ my dms are open #1 hexagon lover

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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 17h
i can’t wait for october!!!! 🎃
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 21h
my thighs are so sensitive that i just whimpered from touching one myself >w<
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i really want my own cat/dog bowl…
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ur cute little sister 🔞 @houseofleahs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
group of older friends that know just how to push an age regressors buttons so that she becomes so dumb and pathetic and little its almost trivial to molest her
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s 8 billion vs 3 thousand by the way
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes violence is the answer, like when it comes to wealth disparity. at the end of the day it’s 8 billion humans versus 3,000 billionaires
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at the end of the day it’s 8 billion vs 3 thousand, that’s around 2.6 million people per billionaire. we can do it. they will fear us until there are none left 🥰 (please don’t ban be bluesky, billionaires are subhuman filth that don’t deserve protections. this was supposed to be leftist twitter)
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i wish everyone was kind and happy, it makes me sad when people are mean :< i wish the world was perfect and everyone was friends and i was a cat. i should’ve been born a kitty and my manager shouldn’t they me
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
christians piss me off, muslims piss me off, jews piss me off, catholics piss me off. the big religions suckkkk
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
customer: can i get 2 tickets to scream? me: is scary movie ok?
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imaging hating me just because i fucked adults as a kid and i cut myself when none of that affects you and i’m literally just a kitty
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i neeeeed a girl to let me take her deep into the woods at night and carve cult symbols into her skin as part of a ritual for luna above and lilith below 🔪🩸🩹
ladonian symbols carved into my arm (my kitty is also there and kuromi is in the background)
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s funny seeing how far christian antisemites will go to pretend jesus wasn’t jewish lol
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
workers of the world, should i just post all of my drafts and see what happens?
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Vivi ~ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @puppydogpawjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im a cartographer of sorts!
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i take my pills and then smoke a lot of weed ^w^ sometimes i have breakfast too
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tranny tranny tranny, i want penises in women’s bathrooms
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Vivi ~ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @puppydogpawjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cubs lolis shotas
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i was at my friend’s house and she was going downstairs to grab something so i followed and as we walked out past her door she said “stay” and gestured down. i’m a good girl, so naturally i stopped dead in my tracks and froze.
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B. D. Cooper @bunnydaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the vet called, i am being put down tomorrow
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one part that sucks about passing is that it’s harder to say slurs. i just said “trannies” at work and i hope no one thinks i’m transphobic 😭
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 01/10/2024
why are these girls doing that to pumpkins? why can’t they just go out and find a nice girl that they can cut a hole in and fuck
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m seeing the chris hansen movie in theaters right now ^w^
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i really hope the seaf come back after this operation, i miss my silly little democracy spreaders
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me telling my mom to have a good day at school because she’s younger than me. usually it’s the mom saying that to the daughter lol
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The Doll System @thedollseesall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🩷Estrogen would have fixed Anakin
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i didn’t make this but it’s literally me ^w^
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the only good bug is a dead bug! o7
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Evil Beavie🐶🏳️‍⚧️🐰 @eviebeavietastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girlfriend who didnt experience covid,,
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yayy mini t break worked i feel so weeee i’m high againn :D for a while i’ve just been taking blinker after blinker and feeling nothing but now i feel great ^w^ i should take t breaks more often
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i can’t believe i just jerked off to a wikipedia page and 2 related news articles 😭 does this make me a pathetic nerd?
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i wish real life had a brightness slider, the default is way too bright
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 23/09/2026
moe serial killer
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
being sober is the worstest thing in the whole entire world :< they should invent weed that doesn’t give you a tolerance. t breaks are even worse than israel and capitalism! 😡
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my puppy is so cute and funny, i adore it 🥰
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bluesky, when are we getting longer character limits? please 🥺
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😭💢
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i find the term autism attack so fucking funny. like aaaaa, oh no, autism is coming! it’s going to kill us all! 😭
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i need more older women in my life
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
puppy cunny 🥰
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iahtruong @iahtruong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i know how to get rid of trump! we should all vote him mayor of a small town so he has to go do that instead and we get a new president :D
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Alice <3 @alisillykitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
gambling ^w^
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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
weed inflicts a status effect and brother im stacking it
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