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Alise Chaffins

@alisechaffins.bsky.social
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Film critic. Author. Soup-eater. she/her Linktree: linktr.ee/alisedchaffins Member: GALECA, OFTA, IFSCA, IFCA 🍅-approved Bylines: The Dominion Post, Loud & Clear Reviews, Movies We Texted About Inquiries to alise.d.chaffins@gmail.com

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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'll be at the Toronto International Film Festival in one week! Here are some of the movies I'm most excited to see while I'm there!
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Seven movies I’m excited to watch at TIFF
I’m heading to TIFF 2026 in a week! Here are some of the movies I can’t wait to see while I’m there!
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The latest episode of Ted Lasso is really great, and I wrote all about it! Check out my recap and thoughts here!
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Ted Lasso Season 4, Episode 5 Recap/Review: Important Fun
Recap and review of Apple TV's Ted Lasso, season 4, episode 5, "Riches of Embarrassment.”
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Somehow, the story that COYOTE VS. ACME tells, which is already both entertaining and inspiring, is bolstered by the journey that the film itself took to be made.
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Coyote vs. Acme Review: One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy
COYOTE VS. ACME has made it to the big screen after a long fight to get there, and it is very worth the wait.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wrote about 9 to 5 this week, in light of Dolly Parton's passing. This was her first Hollywood role, and Doralee feels like she was written just for her. Check out my review (which is probably a little more essay than review, but still)! alisechaffins.substack.com/p/9-to-5-rev...
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9 to 5 Review: Pour Yourself a Cup of Ambition
9 to 5 not only boasts Dolly Parton’s first role, but one that feels written for her, and a story that is still relevant nearly 50 years later.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BUDDY gets lost in the weeds a bit in the back half, but an exceptional first act and a phenomenal voice performance by Keegan-Michael Key make this a fun and unsettling movie. alisechaffins.substack.com/p/buddy-revi...
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Buddy Review: Unsettling Children’s Mascot
Casper Kelly is back with Buddy, a film about a psychotic orange unicorn who just wants you to hug him and do exactly what he says, or else.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Episode 4 of Ted Lasso is where the show really takes off. Check out my recap of this episode! Also, this is the last week to get 40% off a subscription forever! Help fund my trip to TIFF and support my writing AND get access to exclusive posts!
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Ted Lasso Season 4, Episode 4 Recap/Review: Fighting Well
Recap and review of Apple TV's Ted Lasso, season 4, episode 4, "Greyhounds’ Day Off.”
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Part 2 of my Matt Johnson love-fest is my review of TONY, the Anthony Bourdain biopic. Remarkably well-done film that avoids most of the pitfalls of the genre, with great performances all around.
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Tony Review: Impressive Anthony Bourdain Biopic
Matt Johnson’s Tony about the early life of Anthony Bourdain largely avoids the pitfalls of many biopics, choosing to honor the complexities of the man.
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Loud and Clear Reviews @loudandclearrvs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Sometimes music connects us to strangers who can become family." Read @alisechaffins.bsky.social's review of THE MARCHING BAND, out Friday in theaters! 🤩 #TheMarchingBand loudandclearreviews.com/the-marching...
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The Marching Band Review: A Sweet Melody
Emmanuel Courcol’s The Marching Band is a lovely movie that has some well-worn elements, but enough heart to make it stand out.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Season 4 of Ted Lasso has the tough job of introducing a whole new story AND starting from scratch, which has admittedly made it a difficult start to the new season. Hang on to next week - it's coming. In the meantime, here's my recap of episode 3!
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Ted Lasso Season 4, Episode 3 Recap/Review: Seeing Yourself
Recap and review of Apple TV's Ted Lasso, season 4, episode 3, "Richmond’s Got Talent.”
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The End of Oak Street captures many of the beats one might expect from a 1980’s Spielberg blockbuster, but it falls short by giving us well-performed yet ultimately flat characters.
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The End of Oak Street Review: Fun Premise, Flat Characters
The End of Oak Street from David Robert Mitchell includes a lot of nostalgic elements, but without the storytelling that makes it truly satisfying.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Episode 2 of Ted Lasso season 4 is out and I have your juicy recap right here! Come meet the Lady Greyhounds!
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Ted Lasso Season 4, Episode 2 Recap/Review: The Sting is Everything
Recap and review of Apple TV's Ted Lasso, season 4, episode 2, "Curiouser and Curiouser"
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I really hated One Night Only. Like, really, really hated it. Read my full review below and skip this one.
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One Night Only Review: Still Fascist, Even if They're Hot
One Night Only from director Will Gluck, or the Sex Purge movie, is a poor rom-com unwilling to engage with its premise in any meaningful way.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ted Lasso has returned!!! Check out my recap and review of the first episode and be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any of them!
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Ted Lasso Season 4, Episode 1 Recap/Review: Ain't Got to be Common
Recap and review of Apple TV's Ted Lasso, season 4, episode 1, "Home."
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just finished the first episode of the new season of Ted Lasso? And also just finished your rewatch of the previous seasons? Well, you could be reading my book, The Ted Lasso Relationship Guide in mere moments for more Ted goodness! Buy it here: books2read.com/u/mgpZ8v or here: amzn.to/4pTfJl3
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Ted Lasso: How 'Bout That
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
While the Spider-Man villain in Brand New Day feels somewhat lacking, the movie shines when it focuses on Peter’s closest enemy: loneliness. #filmsky #moviesky
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day Review: You Can't Do It Alone
Destin Daniel Cretton has continue the Tom Holland Spider-Man story that has a muddled villain, but a heart-felt hero.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Although the premise of He's the She! is a little bit convoluted, by taking trans panic talking points at face value, it is able to show their absurdity, while also presenting a truly beautiful coming out story. #filmsky #moviesky
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She's the He! Review: Trans High School Satire Soars
She's the He! from Siobhan McCarthy is a brilliant satire about trans bathroom panic, told with lots of heart and maybe too much gross-out comedy.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Odyssey is both an exceptional feat of filmmaking and storytelling, taking an ancient tale and making it a warning to modern audiences about the arrogance of assuming that danger only exists outside what you already know.
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The Odyssey Review: You Can't Go Home Again
The Odyssey from Christopher Nolan is a towering epic in its own right, highlighting tremendous performances and incredible practical effects.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Now that Obsession is streaming on Peacock, I finally got around to writing a review. Check out my review and if you still haven't seen the movie, you should do that right away.
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Obsession Review: Consent is Sexy
Obsession from writer and director Curry Barker is a fascinating look at dating and consent with an outstanding performance from Inde Navarrette.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Brett Sullivan's Hadestown: The Musical pro-shot takes an already perfect show and somehow enhances it. It's only in cinemas for 5 days - DO NOT MISS THIS. #filmsky #moviesky #hadestown
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Hadestown: The Musical Review: It's a Sad Song, but We're Gonna Sing It Again
Brett Sullivan's Hadestown: The Musical pro-shot takes an already perfect show and somehow enhances it.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hank, Peggy, Bobby, and the rest of the good folks of Arlen, TX are back for another run, this time tackling menopause, the male loneliness epidemic, and elder fraud with a light-hearted touch that is endearing and funny. My review of season 15 of King of the Hill is live!
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King of the Hill Season 15 Review: Big Issues Made Personal
Season 15 of Mike Judge's show King of the Hill continues the tradition of tackling large issues with compassionate, humorous, and personal stories.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Apple TV’s Lucky, from showrunner Jonathan Tropper, is a fast-paced and tightly written show with plenty of twists and turns, but at its heart it has a touching story between a father and daughter.
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Lucky Review:
Lucky on Apple TV starring Anya Taylor-Joy and Timothy Olyphant is a clever, fast-paced thriller that is sure to be a crowd pleaser.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Invite is a lot funnier, sexier, and smarter than Love is Blind, but there is a familiar feeling of being a voyeur to one of the worst nights of this couple’s marriage.
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The Invite Review: Communication is Key
Olivia Wilde comes back strong with The Invite, a sexy, touching film about learning to talk to your partner.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The blend of romance and action, along with a compelling character study, gives Tuner a distinctive voice, setting it apart from its peers. Also, be sure to check out my interview with Leo Woodall and Havana Rose Liu!
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Tuner Review: Unique and Compelling Crime Thriller
Tuner from director Daniel Roher is a fun movie that effortlessly blends romance and action, while telling a fantastic story.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
While The Five Star Weekend is a relatively by-the-numbers melodrama, the fully fleshed-out characters, female friendships, and fantastic performances lift the series to something truly entertaining and watchable.
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The Five Star Weekend Review: Melodrama with Humanity
Bekah Brunstetter's The Five Star Weekend is a fun show with surprising depth for a melodrama of this sort and a standout performance from Jennifer Garner.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
While it is not as terrible as some naysayers predicted, Supergirl is a forgettable movie that squanders an excellent performance from Milly Alcock.
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Supergirl Review: Forgettable and Soulless
Craig Gillespie's Supergirl has a great title character with Milly Alcock, but the movie itself is deeply forgettable.
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Loud and Clear Reviews @loudandclearrvs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Britt Lower, David Dastmalchian and Rhea Seehorn-starring SENDER is seeking distribution after premiering at SXSW this year! Read @alisechaffins.bsky.social's review! #Sender #BrittLower #SXSW loudandclearreviews.com/sender-film-...
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Sender Review: Confounding Addiction Story
Russell Goldman’s Sender boasts a moving story and impressive performances, but fails under the weight of a chaotic and frustrating edit.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I had a really strong reaction to John Carney's Power Ballad. Check out my review and some personal thoughts, and definitely check out this movie!
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Power Ballad Review: Regret and Contentment
John Carney's latest film Power Ballad explores the tension between contentment and regret better than anything I've seen in a long time.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Toy Story 5 from Andrew Stanton and McKenna Harris has some lovely moments, but gets caught up in the past a little too much this time.
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Toy Story 5 Review: Play Time is Waning
Toy Story 5 from Andrew Stanton and McKenna Harris has some lovely moments, but gets caught up in the past a little too much this time.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The lack of chemistry between the leads and the raunchy comedy makes Office Romance a charmless movie that feels like it can’t settle on a tone. #filmsky #moviesky
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Office Romance Review: Bad Rom and Com
Ol Parker's Office Romance has a strong cast, but the raunchy comedy and lack of chemistry between the leads makes it a disappointing watch.
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the marc rob 🧸 @showinmadlov.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🔥🔥🔥NEW EPISODE FOR @katandmarc.bsky.social @katchinetti.bsky.social & I are joined by film critic @alisechaffins.bsky.social to discuss DISCLOSURE DAY, the last decade of Steven Spielberg, and if we’ve become too cynical for the iconic director. #filmsky📽️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
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Are We Too Cynical for Spielberg? (with guest Alise Chaffins)
Podcast Episode · We Should Do This Again Sometime with Kat & Marc · June 19 · 1h 23m
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
With season 2 of the Apple TV show Sugar about to air, I recently watched the first season. Here's my review. Definitely one worth having on your radar.
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Sugar Season 1 Review: Imperfect, but Incredibly Cool
Season 1 of the Apple TV show Sugar has some story misses, but Colin Farrell is so cool, you probably won't care.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Woven between the epic car chases, the wide-ranging conspiracies, and the mysterious aliens is a simple question: Will humanity choose fear, curiosity, or even acceptance? I really loved Disclosure Day. Full review here! #moviesky #filmsky
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Disclosure Day Review: You Are Not Alone
Steven Spielberg's film Disclosure Day is a hopeful look at how humanity might respond to news of the existence of aliens.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Masters of the Universe is a fun, overlong, silly, vivid, messy movie that will transport viewers to a Saturday morning of watching cartoons, whether that was part of your past or not. #moviesky #filmsky
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Masters of the Universe Review: Saturday Morning Memories Unlocked
Masters of the Universe from Travis Knight is most successful when it leans into its cartoonish nature and when it features Jared Leto?
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
An Autumn Summer is beautifully shot and acted, and while it meanders at times, it is a lovely reminder of the fleeting nature of both summer and youth. #filmsky #moviesky
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An Autumn Summer Review: Summer Vibes
AN AUTUMN SUMMER from writer and director Jared Isaac is a beautiful, lazy trip through summer in Northern Michigan.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Riley manages to create something just bonkers enough actually feels like it has something to say, and is bright and colorful enough to demand your attention. #moviesky #filmsky @bootsriley.bsky.social
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'I Love Boosters' Film Review - Capitalism is the Real Surrealist State
Surrealism is not my favorite film genre, but I will make a massive exception if it’s in the hands of Boots Riley. Not unlike his debut, Riley’s latest feature, I Love Boosters, is a weird, vibrant, f...
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This full-length creepypasta has a shaky ending, but the exceptional production design, phenomenal performances, and commitment to the concept make it a force to be reckoned with. My Backrooms review! #moviesky #filmsky
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Backrooms Review: Big Screen Creepypasta
In Backrooms, Kane Parson brings his YouTube series to life with exceptional performances and fantastic production design.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's 1AM and I still have another review to write, but y'all, the Hacks finale is so, so special. I may have more to say about it when I can process my very intense emotions about the show ending, but in the meantime, here is my recap and a few stray thoughts.
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Hacks Season 5, Episode 10 (finale): Come On, Get Happy
Recap and review of the series finale of HBO Max's season 5, episode 10 of Hacks, "Hacks."
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I had the chance to interview filmmaker @alicemaiomackay.bsky.social and star Avalon Fast about the film The Serpent's Skin. With the conversation about whether or not a 20 year old could have directed Backrooms, I want to point to a 21 year old who just finished her SIXTH feature. Enjoy!
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Interview with Alice Maio Mackay and Avalon Fast about The Serpent's Skin
An interview with filmmaker Alice Maio Mackay and actor Avalon Fast about The Serpent's Skin, a new queer horror film from the young director.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We have reached the end of the first season of The Testaments! Here is my final recap of the show. Thanks so much for reading along!
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The Testaments Season 1, Episode 10: The Strength of Teenaged Girls
Recap and Review of Hulu's The Testaments season 1, episode 10 "Secateurs."
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
In a sea of comic book shows that are more alike than not, Spider-Noir is a phenomenal blend of the noir and superhero genres, creating a genuinely unique viewing experience.
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Spider-Noir Review: Wholly Unique Comic Book Series
Spider-Noir from showrunner Oren Uziel is a truly unique series with a phenomenal lead performance from Nicolas Cage.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
...if you are prepared for an entertaining buddy adventure with a baby frog alien, a buff worm guy, and a space cowboy, then that’s exactly what you’re going to experience. My review for The Mandalorian and Grogu is up!
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The Mandalorian and Grogu Review: Thematically Empty
Jon Favreau's Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu is a perfectly fine Space Western that isn't interested in anything but a moderately entertaining story.
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 23/05/2026
On Thursday evening Valnet issued new contracts to writers at TheGamer instituting a minimum article viewership threshold for payment. Most writers already have pay tied to article performance, but this new system would mean that if a piece didn't get X number of clicks you wouldn't be paid for it.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The penultimate episode of The Testaments is out, which means my recap is also out! Thanks for reading!
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The Testaments Season 1, Episode 9: Believe Women
Recap and Review of Hulu's The Testaments season 1, episode 9 "Marat Sade."
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed boasts strong performances, a compelling mystery, and a grounded main character, making it a fun, fast watch.
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Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed Review: Grounded Mystery
The new Apple TV show MAXIMUM PLEASURE GUARANTEED from showrunner David Rosen is a sexy, grounded murder mystery.
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Loud and Clear Reviews @loudandclearrvs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This unique, high-energy revenge tale is also a story of collective trauma and its impact on individuals. Read @alisechaffins.bsky.social's review of Aleshea Harris's IS GOD IS, out now in U.S. theatres! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #IsGodIs loudandclearreviews.com/is-god-is-20...
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Is God Is (2026) Film Review: Cycles of Trauma
Is God Is, from writer-director Aleshea Harris, is a tale of revenge that is also a story of collective trauma and its impact on individuals.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In the Grey is a high-testosterone action flick with lots of guns, chases, beautiful people, and just enough humorous banter to make it a fun time at the cinema.
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In the Grey Review: Fun Without Personality
In the Grey, from director Guy Ritchie, is a fun movie with nothing that sets it apart from other, similar action movies.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Kyle Balda’s movie about sheep investigating the murder of their shepherd was somehow one of the funniest and heartwarming movies of the first half of the year.
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The Sheep Detectives Review: Remembering Pain is Good
The Sheep Detectives from director Kyle Balda is a sweet and funny movie about the need to grapple with hard subjects.
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Goober Grove @goobergrove.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Goober Grove - Mother's Day Razzlyn gives her mom a Mother's Day gift.
PANEL 1
Razzlyn walks up to Amelida's front yard, holding something behind her back.
Razzlyn: Mom, I wanted to knit you something for Mother's Day, but... I do not know how to knit.

PANEL 2
Razzlyn pulls out her gift from behind her back.
Razzlyn: ...So here are two balls of yarn tangled together with knitting needles stuck in them.

PANEL 3
A close-up of Razzlyn's Mother's Day gift.
Razzlyn: It represents... something, but I am not entirely sure what.

PANEL 4
Razzlyn hands the gift to Amelida, who finds it sweet.
Razzlyn: I hope you can still appreciate it nonetheless.
Amelida: Aww, Razzlyn, you know I have always appreciated your terrible arts and crafts projects.

PANEL 5
Amelida looks fondly at her gift while Razzlyn looks at her nervously.
Razzlyn: I feel like I am getting mixed messages here.
Amelida: I'm being so sincere right now.

PANEL 6
Razzlyn walks closer to her mom, still anxious.
Razzlyn: About loving it or about it being terrible?
Amelida: About both, sweetie.
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Loud and Clear Reviews @loudandclearrvs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Katie Aselton explores the sudden loss of a partner with compassion and empathy, offering a different perspective on a well-worn theme." Read @alisechaffins.bsky.social's review of MAGIC HOUR and don't miss it next Friday! 🔥 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #MagicHour #grief #whattowatch
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Magic Hour Film Review: Grief is Unique
Katie Aselton’s Magic Hour is a compassionate exploration of one woman’s struggle with grief after the loss of her partner.
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Alise Chaffins @alisechaffins.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I was sick last week, so still playing catch up with this week’s episodes of Hacks. Here’s my recap of E6, QuikScribbl, which is probably my favorite, particularly as someone who really loves writing and really hates AI.
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Hacks Season 5, Episode 6: Art Is Human
Recap and review of HBO Max's season 5, episode 6 of Hacks, "QuikScribbl."
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