Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026AI sucks, obviously, but after years of typo-prone texts and posts, they now have the benefit of proving I write my own stuff. 010
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Bye Dan Goldman. Please do let the door hit you on the way out. 010
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Husband is in NYC and found out the hard way that the orange idiot is ruining the Kicks game for the whole city. Defund the police. 020
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Good riddance, Spencer Pratt. Feel free to go back to your crystals cave or something. 020
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 30/05/2026If the amount of birthday party invitations I am seeing made with AI is any indication, we are all fucked. 120
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Local elections yesterday. 85% of eligible voters decided not to show up. We are now controlled by Republicans. 010
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Having an emotional breakdown watching this Survivor chaos. #Survivor50 010
Reposted by AlisaAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026PabloReports: Donald Trump is complaining about the results in Virginia. He seems to be very distressed. AOC: I’m sooo sorry for his heartbreak at this moment, and I look forward to adding ten more Democratic colleagues in November. 12467321161
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026First episode of the season I have gotten to watch live, and boy, I'm glad I didn't have to have Reddit spoil this for me. #Survivor50 020
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Hey look, they remembered there is a Tiffany here. #Survivor50 020
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Yeah I know people don't name themselves and a name doesn't define you and blah blah blah what the fuck kind of name is Markwayne? 001
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Well this is all fucking terrifying. Another day under the Trump regime. But hey, if we are all talking about starting an unconstitutional war with Iran than we aren't talked about the Epstein files! 181
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Welp, here we are. Aligned with the genoicde regime attacking Iran. The peace president, am I right? 000
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/02/2026One hour into #Survivor50 and I'm locked in on this Devens/Christian alliance to the end 022
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I refuse to watch the walking orange temper tantrum (but am listening in to The People's SOTU), so big thanks to everyone who is taking on the suffering and bluesky-ing for the rest of us. 000
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 20/02/2026SCOTUS rules against Trump. "A woke liberal court against MAGA" soon writes the orange toddler on FakeTruthSocial 002
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026For all the bad in the world, the good news is they are finally building a Costco near me. 000
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/01/2026F this guy. youtu.be/diY_zbbAtto?...youtu.beThe Minneapolis Pastor Living A Double Life As An ICE Agent | Cities Church Mini-DocumentaryYouTube video by NOT THE GOOD GIRL 010
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I hope those whimpy ICE agents live up to their name and freeze over in this storm. 020
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If anyone needs a laugh, my four-year-old found my menstrual cup in the closet, grabbed it, ran over, and handed it to me, yelling, 'This goes in Mommy's butt.’ 010
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 19/01/2026A little known fact is that a good way to show how peaceful you are is to invade another country. 130
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 11/01/2026So we are expecting Trump to announce an attack on Greenland thirty minutes after the next batch of Epstein files? An hour? 020
Reposted by AlisaKatie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 11/01/2026More proof that traditional media is out of touch: The level of pearl clutching over Mayor Jacob Frey dropping a well-deserved f-bomb versus the outrage over the murder of Renee Nicole Good 60993171894
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The more I look at the updated food pyramid, the more it looks like a third grader made it on AI. 010
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Have the Republicans held their January 6th Holiday Party yet? 051
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 05/01/2026My husband travels so much for work that we have Diamond Elite status with IHG but kinda want to try to convince him to switch to Hilton now. 010
Reposted by AlisaJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 03/01/2026Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes. 15375928720095
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Duh, he started a war with Venezuela because Biden did a bad job ending the Afghanistan one. The peace president! 000
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026It is so refreshing and hopeful to be this excited about an Inaugaration. #nyc 030
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I will be asleep before midnight, and I also don't live in New York. But knowing Zohran Mamdani will be Mayor when I wake up is very, very exciting. 020
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Anyone else still not able to listen to "Fight Song" without getting all the 'goddammit she should have won' 2016 vibes? 010
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Trump sits on a (golden) throne of lies.media.tenor.coma close up of a man in a green elf costume with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .Alt: An image from the movie Elf with the character Buddy saying you sit on a throne of lies. 020
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 18/12/2025#Survivor is terrible this season, and sure I am watching the finale out of a feeling of obligation for 50 rather than enjoyment of 49. But shit give me 312 more hours of shit Survivor over 5 more minutes of the rambling deranged grandpa. 010
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Lawd this season is so bad like why am I still watching this? #survivor49 020
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 05/12/2025After-birth adoption: when the dominant political party forces people to have babies and then takes away vaccines, which will inevitably kill some of said babies. 000
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Jeezus I remember the days when I would absolutely have been one of those people waiting outside of Target for hours. But today, my Black Friday spending totaled $0, I had no idea Target even had this bag giveaway thing, and I haven't shopped at Target since they dropped DEI anyway. #growth 030
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025EZRA THAT CHOREOGRAPHY SHIT GIVE THAT MAN AN EMMY AND HOLY SHIT JORDAN #DWTS 020
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025YASSS ELAINE that was so cute, so fun, so her, one of my fav freestyles ever honestly and a million points to Alan #dwts 070
Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Oh my gosh how is #Survivor49 so bad? Like do most of them know what show they signed up for? 000