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Alisa

@alisarm.bsky.social
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Just a regular lady who still gives a damn (and makes a lto of typos). 🌱😷🗳🇵🇸 (she/her)

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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI sucks, obviously, but after years of typo-prone texts and posts, they now have the benefit of proving I write my own stuff.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Bye Dan Goldman. Please do let the door hit you on the way out.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Husband is in NYC and found out the hard way that the orange idiot is ruining the Kicks game for the whole city. Defund the police.
Dozens of cops wasting taxpayer money blocking west 34th street NYC
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Good riddance, Spencer Pratt. Feel free to go back to your crystals cave or something.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If the amount of birthday party invitations I am seeing made with AI is any indication, we are all fucked.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Local elections yesterday. 85% of eligible voters decided not to show up. We are now controlled by Republicans.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Having an emotional breakdown watching this Survivor chaos. #Survivor50
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
PabloReports: Donald Trump is complaining about the results in Virginia. He seems to be very distressed. AOC: I’m sooo sorry for his heartbreak at this moment, and I look forward to adding ten more Democratic colleagues in November.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We need Medicare for All. And we need a Mamdani for All.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
First episode of the season I have gotten to watch live, and boy, I'm glad I didn't have to have Reddit spoil this for me. #Survivor50
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
TACO Tuesday be TACO Tuesday-ing, I see.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The golden throne he deserves.
A protestor in an animal inflatable suit with a no kings sign, standing in front of protest art of a golden toilet on the National MallA throne fit for a king. In a time of unprecedented division, escalating conflict, and economic turmoil, president trump focused on what truly mattered: remodeling the lincoln bathroom in the white house.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Fuck that golden turd. No Kings!
Two No Kings protest signs and a N95 mask. The larger sign reads honk if you still call it the Gulf of Mexico and the smaller one says Kids Against Kings.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hey look, they remembered there is a Tiffany here. #Survivor50
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Yeah I know people don't name themselves and a name doesn't define you and blah blah blah what the fuck kind of name is Markwayne?
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Well this is all fucking terrifying. Another day under the Trump regime. But hey, if we are all talking about starting an unconstitutional war with Iran than we aren't talked about the Epstein files!
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Welp, here we are. Aligned with the genoicde regime attacking Iran. The peace president, am I right?
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
One hour into #Survivor50 and I'm locked in on this Devens/Christian alliance to the end
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I refuse to watch the walking orange temper tantrum (but am listening in to The People's SOTU), so big thanks to everyone who is taking on the suffering and bluesky-ing for the rest of us.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
There's still going to be snow piles in May, isn't there?
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
SCOTUS rules against Trump. "A woke liberal court against MAGA" soon writes the orange toddler on FakeTruthSocial
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wow.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
For all the bad in the world, the good news is they are finally building a Costco near me.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Making my foot and a half of snow count
A mound of snow with Ice Out written with spray chalk.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
F this guy. youtu.be/diY_zbbAtto?...
youtu.be
The Minneapolis Pastor Living A Double Life As An ICE Agent | Cities Church Mini-Documentary
YouTube video by NOT THE GOOD GIRL
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I hope those whimpy ICE agents live up to their name and freeze over in this storm.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If anyone needs a laugh, my four-year-old found my menstrual cup in the closet, grabbed it, ran over, and handed it to me, yelling, 'This goes in Mommy's butt.’
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
What the actual fuck is happening today?
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I'm so damn embarrassed to be an American
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
A little known fact is that a good way to show how peaceful you are is to invade another country.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
So we are expecting Trump to announce an attack on Greenland thirty minutes after the next batch of Epstein files? An hour?
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
More proof that traditional media is out of touch: The level of pearl clutching over Mayor Jacob Frey dropping a well-deserved f-bomb versus the outrage over the murder of Renee Nicole Good
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The more I look at the updated food pyramid, the more it looks like a third grader made it on AI.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fuck ICE and anyone that supports their Gestapo
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Have the Republicans held their January 6th Holiday Party yet?
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My husband travels so much for work that we have Diamond Elite status with IHG but kinda want to try to convince him to switch to Hilton now.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 03/01/2026
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Duh, he started a war with Venezuela because Biden did a bad job ending the Afghanistan one. The peace president!
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
It is so refreshing and hopeful to be this excited about an Inaugaration. #nyc
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy ZoNew MamYear to all who celebrate good things!
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I will be asleep before midnight, and I also don't live in New York. But knowing Zohran Mamdani will be Mayor when I wake up is very, very exciting.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Anyone else still not able to listen to "Fight Song" without getting all the 'goddammit she should have won' 2016 vibes?
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Trump sits on a (golden) throne of lies.
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man in a green elf costume with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
Alt: An image from the movie Elf with the character Buddy saying you sit on a throne of lies.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
#Survivor is terrible this season, and sure I am watching the finale out of a feeling of obligation for 50 rather than enjoyment of 49. But shit give me 312 more hours of shit Survivor over 5 more minutes of the rambling deranged grandpa.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Lawd this season is so bad like why am I still watching this? #survivor49
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
After-birth adoption: when the dominant political party forces people to have babies and then takes away vaccines, which will inevitably kill some of said babies.
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Jeezus I remember the days when I would absolutely have been one of those people waiting outside of Target for hours. But today, my Black Friday spending totaled $0, I had no idea Target even had this bag giveaway thing, and I haven't shopped at Target since they dropped DEI anyway. #growth
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
EZRA THAT CHOREOGRAPHY SHIT GIVE THAT MAN AN EMMY AND HOLY SHIT JORDAN #DWTS
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
YASSS ELAINE that was so cute, so fun, so her, one of my fav freestyles ever honestly and a million points to Alan #dwts
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Alisa @alisarm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Oh my gosh how is #Survivor49 so bad? Like do most of them know what show they signed up for?
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