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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 11h

If a man passed out at a women's sorority party, he would wake up covered in a pink blanket with a bottle of water, Tylenol, and under eye patches beside the bed. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 11h

Schmitt: Did you or did you not trade the family cow for magic beans?

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you think MAGA farmers and truckers have regrets, just wait and see what happens when school bus operators can't afford to fuel up.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So, apparently you can get fired by the FBI if you have a pride flag on your desk but you can be hired by the FBI if you were caught fucking a goat. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

At this point MAGA is just Stockholm’s Syndrome for people who don’t know where Stockholm is.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I really hope it happens on live TV while he's standing behind a podium spewing lies and being an asshole to reporters. And the camera cuts to Kaitlin Collins smiling.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Iran should tell Trump that they will only deal with Obama. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

So is MAGA blaming Biden, Zelensky, or the vaccine?

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Graham dead. McConnell probably dead. Fingers crossed that the grim reaper delivers a hat trick. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

To be fair, women should collectively get to decide what happens to Mitch McConnells body. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

‪ Maybe if we start calling our body parts by gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” or “Vagnum 45” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Democrats treat their guns like Republicans treat their abortions......they have them , they just dont talk about them. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

That asshole is trying to control the Strait of Hormuz when he can't even manage a reflecting pool. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

If the weather is as bad as predicted in DC for the Freedom 250 bullshit today, Obama should show up and throw them some paper towels.

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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 01/05/2026

Jimmy Kimmel has outdone himself this time! This pharmaceutical ad about Felon47 is hilarious! 👏👏👏👏👏😂👏👏👏👏👏 #ReZyne #JimmyKimmel

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The difference between class and trash. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Republicans spent years blocking compensation for 9/11 first responders but they want to spend billions to compensate these assholes. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

The real reason Republicans love religion and hate education is because religion teaches you to accept what you’re told without questioning it and education teaches you to question what you’re told. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

He fakes more assassinations than women do orgasms. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Kash called for shots and the secret service got confused. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Round up everyone involved. Detain them in horrible conditions. Hold them until they can prove their innocence. If we can do it with immigrants, we can do it with billionaires involved in sex trafficking.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Republicans are the mass shooters. Democrats are the Uvalde cops. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Birthright citizenship proves that life begins at 1st breath. Not at conception. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

When U.S. currency comes out with Donald Trumps signature on it, everyone needs to get a Sharpie and write "IS A PEDOPHILE" underneath it. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

They think they can identify a trans woman on sight but they're incapable of identifying an AI woman with three tits. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

We are at the mercy of Congress. And those Chucklefucks are stumbling around in shoes that are too big for them because they were gifts from Trump and they're afraid to take them off. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

War crimes don't hide sex crimes. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I thought Iran's nuclear capacity was obliterated in August? It grew back faster than Trumps ear. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I guess Trump got bored of peace. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Is now a good time to remind y'all?

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

If Hillary's deposition over the next two days gets Donald locked up, I may not ever stop laughing. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Since body autonomy is no longer a thing, going forward, all male infants must provide a DNA sample before their 2nd birthday, to be kept in a database for eternity. It will be easier to identify them if they rape someone, and we won't have to go through this shit again. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Those files are a geopolitical land mine. They include world leaders, royalty, and the richest, most powerful men in the world. We won't get a list until they're all dead and gone. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Back up dancers at Kid Rocks half time show. Just sayin.

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

The people who need their own half time show are the same people that needed their own water fountain. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

A clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a MAGA man on the internet. Just sayin

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Ali B just sayin @alipallib.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids. Just sayin.

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