We’re watching the Breaking Bad episode where a dude named Spooge gets his head crushed by an ATM after calling his girlfriend a skank, when my ex-boyfriend (whose name isn’t Spooge but probably sh…

When Margo takes off her shirt, we all know what’s coming. Margo, who we all say has the best tits in the senior class, has a shot of tequila in one hand and the shirt in the other. It’s a flimsy litt...