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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 15h

Also I think this magazine (the one my work's going to be in) will be pretty sweet: www.liminalpress.co.uk

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Got a new brush to get fur and hair off the guinea pigs' fleeces (cage liner, not North Face), so if any of you are sparrows and want a headstart and next year's nest building materials...

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Got a new brush to get fur and hair off the guinea pigs' fleeces (cage liner, not North Face), so if any of you are sparrows and want a headstart and next year's nest building materials...

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Today's news was doomy enough that they have orangutans being released into the wild. Unfortunately they also reminds us that they had to be saved due to crazy wild fires.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So far, doesn't pay as well, but less paperwork.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

One of the missing episodes of Dr Who is actually Tom Baker doing this #totp

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When you're a 200 year old time lord, you've got time to be a pop star in between #totp

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Lyrics were only invented in 2001 #totp

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This song is giving bad advice re. walking on water #totp

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hey! There's a note there somewhere, mate #TOTP

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

do racehorses like potatoes?

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

MCing my comedy gig tomorrow as a potato, so I went to look up some potato facts. They've set the bar low here

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You're just at the Edinburgh Festival , mate

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was at Aberystwyth uni art centre yesterday and they have some lovely patterned concrete in the cage ceiling, as well as some lovely uses of it for structural bits. Did I take photos? I did not.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just understood enough Welsh while listening to radio cymru to get an answer right in a quiz, but the answer was Micheal Sheen and that's the answer to 50% of things in Wales anyway, so it's not really impressive.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

...and welcome to my newest low effort social media video format.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Giraffes probably stand still longer, too and won't trip you up into more poo

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What would be worse 101 dogs worth of poo or an indoor giraffe worth of poo?

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

...and welcome to my newest low effort social media video format.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes! Formulas exist for a reason.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

At first I didn't notice it, I was too distracted by how much the text on the banner looks like the Mr Men books.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Or go back in time to make sure they win the phone box

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Now they have either somehow heard about the short play I just sent off which was in a Netflix documentary style, or they think I'm a serial killer.

A heading from Netflix listings reads "practice for your Netflix documentary".

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's going to be LARPers, isn't it?

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I will ask her to clear up this important matter next lesson. At least bears don't get mutated

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

nothing on them either! Honestly when do we get to the IMPORTANT bits?

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

GenAI posters are the new comic sans but without the charm.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

GenAI posters are the new comic sans but without the charm.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time to be a savior and bring out my crown of prawns

It's me but I am wearing a cardboard crown with paper prawns. I am very proud of this pun.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I will begin my campaign to rule the world right away.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I ruled the world all characters on TV would have to wear the same hairstyle/clothes for the whole show. Or have floating name tags above their heads.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not sure about this Welsh course. 3 weeks in and we've still not learnt about parsnips.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've just been kicked off the NHS list again for no reason I can work out. Almost like they want a shorter list for some reason.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bite off their heads And suck out the juice And throw the skins away Nobody knows how I survive On worms three times a day.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Noboby likes me, everybody hates me I think I'll go and eat worms Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones Gooey gooey gooey gooey worms Now the long thin slimy ones slip down easily The short fat fuzzy ones stick When the short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth that's when the juince goes Chhh!

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ooh, different lyrics and an actual tune in that recording!

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We sang this in brownies and guides, we hoping someone would post it so I didn't end up singing it into my phone to post!

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I could swear Mr Strong from the Mr Men was once called Mr Square. I can find no evidence of this. Conspiracy.

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Ali Hancock @alihancock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I could swear Mr Strong from the Mr Men was once called Mr Square. I can find no evidence of this. Conspiracy.

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