Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My dude, I barely have pennies left at the end of the month but I appreciate your gumption. Your humor deserves compensation. I hope you made rent today. 010
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would prefer to be a house cat today - which doesn’t *just* mean getting to lay around and sleep for 17 hours. But also that I have no responsibilities and someone will feed me and love me and be incredibly joyful when I give them any attention. 271
Reposted by Ali Golly G.Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My younger son is going to see this and say “great, yet another professionally shot photo of my family I’m not in.” 1234
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tagging this for @wolter.bsky.social as it is relevant to his interests 030
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bluehost is trying to charge me $540 for 3 years for my website. What do you use, who do you recommend? What’s a decent yearly price? 011
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I know, right? Who swapped out my infant for this actual grown child!? 010
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026First day of school! First day of school! ✏️🚌📚📓🏫🚀🦅 @wolter.bsky.social 230
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026There’s a grief I feel once a TV show ends. Even if the ending is satisfying I still feel sad and lonely and miss my companions. For a long time I felt shame about this. But now I unabashedly “fall in deep” with the characters and storylines. And I believe it’s made me a better human. 170
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The fact that to quell my sleep anxiety I listen to the main segments of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver all night long makes this a most beautiful and welcome discovery. Thank you. Truly. 010
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The very idea that I would speak for you considering our soon-to-be-acrimonious divorce proceedings. #HappyAnniversary! #TheBickersonsWay 130
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026So @wolter.bsky.social and I saw an actual oriole in person yesterday on our walk and, frankly, I’m now rooting for a team I never really ever cared about before. #GoOrioles? 260
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Y’all! Our marriage can drive! 16 years! 🎉😍💍 @wolter.bsky.social 3130
Reposted by Ali Golly G.Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This is a support caterpillar. Do not pet it. It is working. 07329
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Please wish my favorite lovable curmudgeon a very happy birthday today. @wolter.bsky.social 14220
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Ohhh hahaha I misread that! I hope we can record more, too! With my work shifting it’s looking more likely! 010
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Tagging @wolter.bsky.social because apparently we made a newly-turned 8 year old. 1100
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Can you believe I’ve never seen The Terminator? In our regular MMIS podcast fashion, this week @wolter.bsky.social showed me this classic film I missed in my childhood. Give it a listen and see if I liked it more than Cobra. 073
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026People sometimes ask me about my spouse. See below. 180
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The lengths I would go for that vintage Northwestern t-shirt 020
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I’m nothing if not great at full on embarrassing myself in public :) 130
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Mishearing the lyrics to Evenflow and thinking Pearl Jam were so cultured because they wrote about Edith Wharton’s 1911 titular character, Ethan Frome. 280
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I really wish I could find the screenshot of the text chain because I laughed out loud for literally minutes 140
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Apparently @wolter.bsky.social thinks it’s a great lunch! 220
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It’s one of the most quotable movies - and the truth of it today is disturbing as I’m home alone and this pot is entirely mine to complete. 110
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026It’s heartbreaking what we get forced to normalize in this country 020
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This. I experienced a soft lockdown with my kid in his pre-k school after a routine meeting with his teacher/team - I scanned every corner, closet, area- putting myself closest to the door so I could shield the kids if necessary - could they all fit under the tables? In the craft closet? Scary af. 283
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Dear distraction, I appreciate your willingness to help me temporarily put aside emotions, thoughts, work, etc through various activities. I’m wondering if we could reframe exercise as a distraction so I may enjoy the process rather than dread it? Sincerely, Me and my brain 030
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026That weird feeling when it’s the last day of a job you sought out, worked to get, knew was the work you were built for, and then realized you were taken advantage of so you have to leave - both heartbroken and with your dignity and worth intact. My clients and coworkers: may the force be with you 040
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026@wolter.bsky.social - I can absolutely get behind Dopey Cow(tm) - your monstrosity, however, should never see the light of day. Dopey Cow for the win! 120
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This is something I’m surprised has not yet happened in our industry. I suspect it’s because it’s so state specific as far as licensure goes. I’m currently in a union for my other job and I’m grateful af for it. 110
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Just a reminder: you and the other employees are not there to protect the company. They can’t operate without you. If they are doing y’all dirty protect each other, first. Stand together. In the end, you are each other’s future references and colleagues. Be good to each other. 21610
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The 90s weren’t much better (Las Vegas, I’m looking at you…) youtu.be/GAn28mL2y-U?...youtu.belara flynn boyle las vegas death sceneYouTube video by Jason Adams 352
Ali Golly G. @aligoodman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Hey fun reminder: Even if you have the power to tell someone to do something at their job, you look like a fucking asshole by not just asking, first. 030