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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

My favourite event at the #olympics this year is kicking the shit out of ICE agents. Whatever that event is called, that's the best one.

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What The Trans?! 🏳️‍⚧️ @whatthetrans.com · 12/02/2026

We don't want your cis kids to be trans, we want your trans kids to survive. Taken at London Trans Pride 2024

Person in crowd in sunny day holding up a sign saying "we don't want your cis kids to be trans, we want your trans kids to survive"

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Now that we know how much the system runs on child trafficking, it makes a whole lot more sense why they're so invested in demonizing abortion.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

He was equally baffled when he tried to watch "the Bone Temple"

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Trump was apparently confused by the TPUSA halftime show, thought that 'Kid Rock' was the name of a new pedo island

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked grok" "I sharted in the oval office, live on C-Span" - Donald Trump

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

So hard to keep up with TV these days. Season 5 of the Epstein files just dropped and I'm still only half way through season 2.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

We're gonna get GTA 6 before the roof of the Science Centre collapses

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Fuck your Spotify wrapped. How many dogs did you pet in 2025? How many hours of sleeping in did you get? How many cop cars did you set fire to?

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Rep cinemas don't give nearly enough praise to the 1998 masterpiece, Babe 2: A Pig In The City

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Restricting trans health care is a stepping stone to restricting reproductive health care

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Going to Ed Gein's house for dinner. He's serving cunt.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Say what you will about the comedians who agreed to do Riyadh. But after performing under an oppressive regime, they'll be so primed to host late night American tv.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

The biggest takeaway from Trump's health scare is that spironolactone is frequently prescribed to people with his heart condition. So Mr. two-genders is currently on HRT.

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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

My toxic trait is my favourite cuisines were all on the other team during WWII

Picture of a McDonalds menu featuring food from Italy, Japan and Germany and the caption “I'm loving the new McDonalds Axis Powers menu”

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

If the US erasing due process from the constitution 'because of a coding error' isn't the most dystopian shi...

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Institutions will not give you the information you need to overthrow them. That's what queer comedians are for.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

A recent paper suggests that our entire universe could exist inside a black hole and honestly that would explain a lot

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Imagine dragging a table into the freeway across 3 lanes of traffic, pulling up a handful of chairs that only your friends could sit at. And any time someone honked or yelled out their window, you bombed a hospital full of children about it.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

My gf sent me this, and when I opened it I read the ad as a comment. Yeah little teapot, you been drinking hella weed for sure.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

The problem with the music of the last 10 years is, specifically, Sam Smith's falsetto.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

For the first time in US political history, it didn't pay to be a convicted sex offender. Sucks to be Cuomo.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

What the hell? What the helly? What the heliocentric model of the solar system?

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Y'all we're siding with Iran and Tucker Carlson. That's how bad things are. Let that sink in.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Remember when servers used to make like $6 then the special minimum wage was eliminated and businesses all cried that it would bankrupt them but they were literally fine? Don't listen when your employers tell you they 'can't afford' to pay you a minimum wage.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I just discovered Unstable on Netflix. I didn't even know Rob Lowe had a son with Frankie Muniz.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

The up escalator is the most inconsiderate place to fart

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Iced coffee is gay but cold brew is homophobic I don't make the rules

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Anyone else ever have to pee so bad your teeth hurt?

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

We can send billionaires to space but we can't make a single printer that works

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

At this point I'm waiting for them to cancel French class for teaching pronouns. Conjugating verbs is woke business amirite?

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Obsessed with making ITYSL memes for trans folks

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Pope Francis already hard at work up there

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

White women when you tell them your pronouns are they/them

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Trans women when they think about their past lives:

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

You can always tell if a woman is trans if her name starts with A

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

The housing economy is suffering because millennials won't stop buying eggs

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Summertime is for the gays!!! I'm gagged to present THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT as my selection for this year's HEAT WAVE at @revuecinema 🔗🎟️ Link in bio 🎟️🔗 Check out the entire HEAT WAVE series at revuecinema.ca