Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh yeah, I wanted to post more of my "amazing" jokes! So here is another one: - Why was the wolf mad at the tree? Because the tree was barking first. 000
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I stitched a lil racoon as a birthday present for a friend ~ 020
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I started to do cross stitch! I made a small yeen as a first Projekt :3 130
Reposted by Alice CrowBit @bitcrush1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Absolutely awesome and lovely art from @alicecrow.bsky.social :3 112
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ へ ♡ ╱|、 ૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7 / ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵 乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ 041
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I've been told my jokes are *terrible* but everyone still loughs like crazy XP I'm going to post jokes now every few days! - Why was the wolf good at school? Because he was sharp as a fang! 110
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I have keychaines now ~ and they make me incredibly happy X3 110
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Imagine someone gives you such cuteness aggression, that you want to bite them every time you see or hear them p.p 210
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Strawberry skull puppy! (it's me and a Waldschrat, I will bite! >:3) 💚 021
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Paws crossed! I hope you find someone good ~ we urgently need more people who do bookkeeping for artists, especially if they do art themselves and know the struggles, because big offices either cost a fortune, can't deal with artists or just don't want them, because low profit p.p 120
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I found stuff when I roamed around the city today - This eraser Wiener-dogs look so cute but also shocked X3 They surely have seen things, they saw every single word you tried to erase XP Or the lines I drew 😱 It knows our secrets... 000
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I tried some oil brushes this time! ^~^ I'm quite satisfied ~ 000
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It's so warm, my cat is sleeping all day... She just got up to drink her cat milk and went back to bed like imidiatly, starting to snore like a Hobgoblin, moving her paws to chase dream critters 080
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I hate this summer, this summer makes me tired - the air is so thick you can cut blocks out of the air - I sleep almost all the time, I could have draw so much or write an entire book XP 010
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Love you strawberry ~ 🖤❤️💚 Or should I say straw-Jazzy-berry? >:3 110
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I turned my other packmate into a strawberry >:3 @jazzywolf15.bsky.social 🍓🐺🖤 030
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Noap! Absolutely not! I need to draw more strawberry puppies! >:3 I also wonder how you would react when I finish my velvet crabcake, which I already secretly started to draw 😙 🎶 110
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Sou, I never had a peanutbutter jelly sandwich, so my partner gave me the homework to eat one and I *finally* had my first one earlier! I liked it a lot, but it was to sweet, maybe more peanuts and less jelly for me next time X3 000
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Oh no! I turned my partner into a strawberry! 🍓 Oh well @lycandoit.bsky.social was already at least as sweet as one ~ 010
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I also made some strawberry flavored birthday Mochi :3 010
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 19/03/2026HoiHoi! I know I know, I'm always so fast with anouncements, but here is at least one XP It's my hatchday today! And I thought I'm doing a little birthday stream in... 10min. From this post on 😂☝️ I want to chat a bit and try out some different games :3 You can find me here: www.twitch.tv/alice_crow_ 010
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I'm officially two years smoke free now! ❤️🔥 Two years is not much though, but it feels like way longer, I regret nothing and I feel waaaay better since then ~ 020
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Happy Valenpacksday ~ Love you @jazzywolf15.bsky.social and especially you @lycandoit.bsky.social 💕🌹🐾🐺 032
Reposted by Alice CrowJazzy Wolf @jazzywolf15.bsky.social · 08/02/2026@alicecrow.bsky.social and @lycandoit.bsky.social 023
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026*bites Kar* *bites you* *bites Kar again* What an utterly outrageous but absolutely fact-based claim! (I might have just told our partner yesterday that I'm going to use their neck as a chew toy because it looks like it wants to be bitten 👉👈 I regret nothing X3) 110
Reposted by Alice CrowJazzy Wolf @jazzywolf15.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I've recently been playing the Sims here and there. And recently my sim made food and put it on the counter. Then a sim of @alicecrow.bsky.social cat decided to sit and lay on the plate. -_- bro sim me was going to eat that. 131
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 03/02/2026She's just vibing on the plate! :3 Cats need something to sit on ~ 010
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I love how gentle my cat tells me, that she's hungry; she comes next to me, stares at me and purrs. But I'm not sure how smart it is from her to sit directly on my lap to do so, because she's hungry and I want to feed her, but she also don't want me to get up now >_> 030
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I spooked my bus driver ~ I drove the nightbus and took the seat behind the bus driver - he thought everybody already left the bus, turned the lights off and when I pressed the stop bottom, he mumbled "ghost or malfunction?" and when I moved behind him to get up he screamed "SHIT! NO! PASSAGER!" 010
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I hope everyone can enjoy the holidays to get new energy and to relax a bit ~ Merry yeenmas to everyone! X3 093
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I sewed a squeaking lion for my mom :3 ~ and she loves it, because she loves lions ~ But on the other paw, I was really shocked to hear as a yeen, that she hates yeens! 031
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Uff, this last month, especially December has been... Something. Lots of good things, but also lots of bad things happened p.p I can't wait for the year to end tbh. XP I also drew and crafted so much, but I've never posted it, so I have a bunch of art stuff to share as soon things calm down! 💚 020
Reposted by Alice CrowAlice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 13/12/2025It's so early in the morning, but I'm already so hungry, I could wolf down a whole cow! Why did the tree think the wolf was talking to him? He kept saying “bark, bark, bark!” Welp, I'd better stop with all my jokes before I get lost and become a Where Wolf ~ 121
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Yeen aquiered cheeseboorgor and things made out of potatoes :3 020
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I watched "the Menu"... I really want to eat cheeseburger now and don't want to see any marshmallows for a while now XP 110
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 13/12/2025It's so early in the morning, but I'm already so hungry, I could wolf down a whole cow! Why did the tree think the wolf was talking to him? He kept saying “bark, bark, bark!” Welp, I'd better stop with all my jokes before I get lost and become a Where Wolf ~ 121
Alice Crow @alicecrow.bsky.social · 13/12/2025We may be dorks, but we are your dorks 💕 What do you do with a broken key? - You key-p trying to open the door! 110
Reposted by Alice CrowJazzy Wolf @jazzywolf15.bsky.social · 13/12/2025When @lycandoit.bsky.social and @alicecrow.bsky.social make jokes around me. Love you two ❤️ 222