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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 17h

He Told Her To Calm Down. Oil on canvas. 🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy

🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am in a situation. Just noticed on the underside of my jaw, I have what looks like a hickey. And I have absolutely no idea at all where it’s from. 😳

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It is quite judgemental for someone who’s naked in public.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Freddie Mercury mate. He just killed a man. DM me for when I can expect a reward.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The funeral was a genuine tribute to John. So many tears but also a lot of laughter as we relived memories. The topic of suicide was also handled sensitivity. So many different people turned up to be loved by such a rainbow of people, shows a life well lived. We’ll miss you so much John x

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Okay deep breath. Funeral time. Want to pay my respects but will be relieved when this is done tbh.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Absolutely no way of knowing what the next word was gonna be at any point in that paragraph.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tomorrow I’ll be attending the third funeral in a row where the deceased’s parents are in the congregation. I’m not even sure what to do with that. It’s horrible. Feels like this has to stop at some point.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Okay so good news, I’ve just found my glasses which I didn’t know I’d lost yet. Bad news, my bedroom door has suddenly decided to stop closing and my friend just cannot stop laughing at his own jokes about that.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just saw a guy walking through the woods, dressed like something out of Death on the Nile. He has a bag of dogs business but had no dog. He also had a pair of secateurs and was clipping random brambles. Walking through woods and seeing someone with a potential weapon is not fun.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

1. Stunningly beautiful. Absolutely incredible. 2. Is that a wet floor behind him?

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s not "we" who would be ruining their futures. They ruined their own futures.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tryna take a photo of the dog and I caught her mid-sneeze.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Autism didn’t exist until school kids just started attention seeking in the past few years. That’s why my friend is currently looking through her Halloween photos from last year to make sure her decorations go in exactly the same place this year or else she’ll feel anxious.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know who seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth without us really noticing? Movie trailer guys. Very little narration on movie trailers now.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There’s an oracle, psychic, and tarot card reading festival planned near me for Halloween. Okay fine. But the ad also states you have to buy tickets in advance so they can know the numbers. Way to go fail at your job before you’ve even started.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Of all of these, people getting into trouble cos they’re attempting to go viral is the most irritating to me. Some shifts in A&E I think we need an injury by social media misadventure category. They still deserve to be saved though, as does everyone else, even if they have slightly been wallies.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No. You just yelped and threw a pair of socks out the window when you realised a spider was crawling along them.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Gonna be Monday/tuesday people 😭 Gimme my lil purple car back!!! God I hope it’s Monday, I got things to do.

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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wasn't it just! #BookSky

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This sign writer may be about to learn the hard way that quotation marks are not for emphasis.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just seen my brothers signature for the first time in years. It’s almost as illegible as mine. We’ve both independently decided to make our first names quite clear and our surnames a nonsense swirl. Freud would be delighted.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I sometimes have to provide details for assessments as to whether or not people have the mental capacity to stand trial. I’m not willing to do this in my particular job role but would absolutely love to see to footage from someone who is so lemme know if you hear anything.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of the few problems I have in my self-employed role is if I’m struggling to focus, so is my boss. The whole office’s work ethic falls on its arse. Fortunately, my boss is also happy that I reward completing my work with chocolate.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everybody shut up. My neighbours are arguing but they keep moving out of clear earshot and I’m trying to decide whose side I’m on.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I didn’t know kingfishers had a fire type

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The family member who my mum enables and covers for at every possible turn is asking for something which I have to say no to. This will be fun. 😪

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I put a spell on you and now you’re not answering the door and you’re just sitting in your bed with your hands in your mouth.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve worked with a Dr Dye before now. I’m sure he became a dr just for a laugh.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You know when you watch something and wonder how on earth someone originally discovered they have that skill.

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Violating Leviticus in the locker room" is a phrase we need to get into circulation. So far I’ve got that, aside from men on men loving, it also has the vibe for: -being on your period -getting drunk at an inopportune moment -hiding in the lav to avoid someone difficult at work

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Botox I am hoping to get this winter is very much clinical Botox and not cosmetic for this specific reason 👇🏻

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🎃Alice Anne Fayth🎃 @aliceannefayth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That is an outstanding piece of networking from moon hollow studio.

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