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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️

@alice.averlong.com
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Mad Scientist and Necromancer, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 AuADHD creature of elemental internet collector of keysmashes used to be called Foone, before the war

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 14h
Some rest area south of Wilsonville. We're about halfway to Medford.
A rest area with some trees and a lot of grass
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 16h
Made it down to Kalama
A river viewed next to a highway
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 18h
BYE, SEATTLE. Headed to Medford, Oregon now. It's only a seven hour drive away!
A foggy view of a Seattle highway
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 02/10/2026
A wall on thee street, with "NO POSTING" carved into it
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/09/2026
Good to see that there's still a God here.
Tahoma (Mount Rainier), a large mountain.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/09/2026
No longer in Oregons, we have reached Washington, headed towards Seattle.
A three-lane interstate with trees on either side, some mountains in the distance
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/09/2026
Seriously. Go watch Star Trek, you'll see plenty of shots where it looks like Kirk & Spock are cuddling or are about to kiss, because that's the only way to fit them both in frame.
Kirk and Spock, standing very, very close to each other, because of the 4:3 aspect ratio
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 25/09/2026
Traveling today, we went through the Flat Bit and the Mountainy Bit
A car's side window view of some dry, flat farmland, currently not growing mjch of anything. It's yellow, dry, and flat. A road going through some foresty mountains, with another mountain visible in the distance, with a snowy peak
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 25/09/2026
SILENCE IN THE ELF
The screenshot of Elf: The Movie: The GBA Game, but there's no text
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 24/09/2026
I'm disappointed in trucking companies increasing spelling out "transport"/"transportation" in their names, so that they don't have TRANS in big letters on their rigs anymore And this goes double for the cowards at Pride Transport, who were THIS CLOSE to greatness.
A big white truck with Pride Transport on the side
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 24/09/2026
It turns out that I'm blue now
A trans woman with dark blue hair, smiling outdoors in a purple dress
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 23/09/2026
Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day! Here's the bi flag, shown my DOS program VGAPride for showing pride flags, running on a Pentium-60.
A beige desktop computer and CRT monitor, showing a bisexual pride flag
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 22/09/2026
Absolutely no chrome spheres over checkerboards in this room
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 22/09/2026
Did some canonically forbidden raytracing with POV-Ray 1.0 from 1992, on MS-DOS
A chrome sphere over a checkerboardThe DOS output of POV-RAY 1.0, Persistence of Vision Raytracer Version 1.0
The file FORBIDN.POV statistics are shown, for a file 1280x960 pixels, which took 13 minutes and 25 seconds
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 21/09/2026
WHY DOES THIS EXIST AND WHY DO I OWN IT? IT'S SUCH A PAIN TO CHARGE you basically have to jam it into the side of the side of a laptop like a little parasite or angler-fish male if the charger just had a USB-C (or usb-micro) port I could plug it in with a cable, but no
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 21/09/2026
The latest version of POV-Ray (3.7) doesn't come with CHESS.POV anymore, but it comes with CHESS2.POV, which is a little different. It renders this:
A close-up of a ray-traced chess set. There's depth of field now, no sky, more shininess on the pieces.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 21/09/2026
1992 POV-Ray can still render pretty well. Here's default-settings 1280x960, on DOS.
A ray-traced chess set
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 21/09/2026
Oh goody, a twist on what I was complaining about: I've got a base, but they gave me no refinery or constructor. So I can't make any new buildings or money, so I have limited money and I have to use it carefully
A level of Command & Conquer, showing the player has a base but no ability to build new buildings or harvest Tiberium
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 19/09/2026
MY PRONOUNS HAVE A VIRUS!?
A Windows Defender popup listing a trojan named Win32/Wacatac.B!ml in pronouns.exe
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 19/09/2026
(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like: (a crosspost from a 2024 tumblr post)
A VB6 dialog box running on XP. The title is "Pronouns" and it has the menu options "File, Pronouns, Help". There's a main group labeled "Pronoun Order/Frequency", and below it four pronoun sets are shown: she/her, they/them, he/him, it/its". Each pronoun set has a slider, with she/her at 90%, they/them at 10%, and the remaining two at 0%. Next to each slider there's up and down arrow buttons for reordering. At the bottom of the sliders is an "Add new pronoun" button.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 19/09/2026
how about we admit that it's not 1994 any more and we can go beyond 3 characters is that cursed?
a screenshot of Windows 11 File Explorer, showing files:

Jeopardy Deluxe (JUE) [c][!].Sega Mega Drive Rom
Jeopardy Sports Edition (U) [!].Sega Mega Drive Rom
Jeopardy Sports Edition (U) [b1].Sega Mega Drive Rom
Jeopardy! (USA).Sega Mega Drive Rom
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 19/09/2026
oh, the current host of Jeopardy is being a dick to trans people? doesn't affect me, I'm playing GameTek's 1992 adaptation of Jeopardy - Sports Edition. Suck it.
the BizHawk emulator running Jeopardy Sports Edition for Sega Geneis/Megadrive, showing three characters Alice/Pete/Diane as an ice skater, baseball player, and tennis player, respectively
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 18/09/2026
okay no, they're not all POVRay. I don't they have have rights to this.
a ray-traced image of a room, with text reading "AutoCAD model rendered with AutoShade V2 with Autodesk RenderMan"
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 18/09/2026
wait are these all pov-ray sample images? maybe they DO have rights to redistribute these!
a ray-traced image of POV Beer
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 18/09/2026
I recognize this, this is a pov-ray sample image
a raytraced chess set
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 18/09/2026
the only thing I hate more than this phone case is that it isn't available for my phone
a phone case which is made of a photo of a bunch of differently colored keycaps arranged in random order
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 18/09/2026
Are you tired of QWERTY? Why not simplify, and use the WERT?
A macro keyboard that's been simplified, with the top row reading ESC W E R T DEL
left of the keys is a knob, and to the right is an analog stick
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 17/09/2026
whoops there go my polygons
Legend of Mana
some of the polygons of the dialog box are zooping off the screen in a glitch
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 17/09/2026
I was trying to hack Legend of Mana and made a slight mistake and I think I made the weird priest monster orgasm?
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 17/09/2026
Emulators are not just limited to Super Nintendos, you know.
A screenshot of the 86box emulator running Windows 98, which is running ZSNES (itself running Super Mario All-Stars), and WinAmp (with a Zelda: A Link to the Past skin, playing Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed kind of Life)
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 17/09/2026
anyway playing SNES games emulation-first did mean we had a slightly different experience from our legitimate-console playing friends. like me and my siblings played a ton of Super Bomberman 5 growing up. It never got a english/US release, but who cares?
The title screen for Super Bomberman 5, copyright 1997 Hudson Soft
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 17/09/2026
I had one of those big clunky-knob printer switches hooked up to it, so I could switch between my printer, my SNES controller, or my NES controllers. Sometimes I'd forget to switch it back after playing Zelda and I'd try to print an english paper to my gamepad!
a chunky parallel port switch box with a big knob
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 17/09/2026
I mainly played using a Gravis GamePad Pro, which was a PS1 (pre-Analog) clone: Perfect for SNES games! You have all the buttons for a SNES game, PLUS two extra shoulder buttons you can map to SaveState/LoadState.
A Gravis PC Gamepad: A clone of a PlayStation 1 controller, with 4 face buttons, Select/Start, a D-Pad, and 4 shoulder buttons
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 17/09/2026
personally disappointed in people talking about ZSNES like it's not just a program you can install and run today. It's not ancient history, and even if it was, you could emulate it. also, why the blurry static JPEG? GIVE ME ANIMATED SNOW.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 16/09/2026
I love how Jeopardy has such a distinct look for the clues
The Jeopardy clue font, reading "Abuse of power comes as no surprise"
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 16/09/2026
A post-race screen from Stunts/4D Sports Racing, showing a man wearing glasses making a fist, with the text

I'm finally making some progress in
adding Stunts/4D sports racing
to the Death Generator, as you can
see.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 16/09/2026
NOT.CUTE
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 16/09/2026
A tumblr post by @herwillbedone:

Socially Anxious Breeding Fetish Pirate Philip Oakey: don’t you want me baby?
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 15/09/2026
Instigating Disobedience
A low res drawing of Bart from the Simpsons, on a green background
The text beside him says BART
Age: 10
Hobby: Instigating Disobedience

Alias: El Barto!
The Bartman
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 15/09/2026
sometimes I go digging through the bowels of mobygames to find games to put in the death generator and then I just look at them and go ".... nah"
orko from he-man in a GBA game, saying "HE-MAN! IF 10 SKELETON MINIONS INVADE THE CASTLE, WE ARE DOOMED!."
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 15/09/2026
sometimes I go digging through the bowels of mobygames to find games to put in the death generator and then I just look at them and go ".... nah"
orko from he-man in a GBA game, saying "HE-MAN! IF 10 SKELETON MINIONS INVADE THE CASTLE, WE ARE DOOMED!."
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 09/09/2026
Lets see if this is nice and sharp
The Welcome to Windows 95 dialog, with the text:
I like my pixels like I like my women
SHARP and NOT BLURRY
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 09/09/2026
this is 2x size, which I think should result in the nicest pixels (2568x904)
Leah from Stardew Valley saying 
This game has really big pixel 
art because it has very
inconsistent pixel scale
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 09/09/2026
Leah from Stardew Valley saying 
This game has really big pixel 
art because it has very
inconsistent pixel scale
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 09/09/2026
Leah from Stardew Valley saying 
This game has really big pixel 
art because it has very
inconsistent pixel scale
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 09/09/2026
I forgot bluesky hates pixels
Professor Oak from Pokemon FireRed, saying "My name is PROFESSOR SOAK."
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 09/09/2026
Professor Oak from Pokemon FireRed, but he's saying "My name is PROFESSOR SOAK"
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 09/09/2026
I have finally played the game enough to get all the portraits. So hopefully tomorrow I'll finally release this stupid, stupid generator
A random humanoid guy, with the text "They call me Smegmo Jones!"
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 07/09/2026
A smirking yoda from Star Wars: Episode 3 for the GBA, with the text "I'm full of gender and bees!"
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 05/09/2026
oh hi Magritte!
Emelius from Bedknobs and Broomsticks, juggling green apples. In the screenshot, one is in front of his face
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