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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 19/08/2026
im drawin all my charts with this
spirograph kit
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 17/08/2026
it really needs to be said?! bffr 💀💀💀
YouTube video embed from channel “sodafunk ch.” and the caption “doki was so thicc irl that she broke the toilet seat”

the image thumbnail is a picture of a cracked toilet seat and the text “*not actual pic*” and her (doki) face with the text overlaid “i have some bad news...”
coyote/fox? woman from a comic about a guy looking at her butt to which she says “oh you like that huh?  I poop from there.” the guy replies “thats kinda hot”, which sets her off and is where we find ourselves looking at the image in question this alt text describes.  first panel, her arms are up in the air, hands at 9 and 3 next to her face, with the caption “OH”.  second panel, her arms are down at 8 and 4 pointed away, aligned with her torso, and the caption “MY GOD”.  in both panels she looks grossed out and angry
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 16/08/2026
good reaction lolol
woman with a face of bewilderment looking at the dog at the bar
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 15/08/2026
have a day 🪷
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 14/08/2026
forgot about this big slug i saw the other night, what a cutie
Huge slug, brown/pink/translicent body and black spotsHuge slug, brown/pink/translicent body and black spotsHuge slug, brown/pink/translicent body and black spots
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 14/08/2026
went to da bar and then another, the other night
A girl in an evangelion13 t shirt, her hair is pulled to the side and is about boob length now.  she has a sekai beanie on.  one cheek is puffed out while the other is taught, her mouth appears slanted.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 10/08/2026
holy shit
Shopping cart at my medical dispo, 6 1g carts for $162, 55% off of $360
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 10/08/2026
lmao
Neil Pajamas
@agrippanothing.bsky.social
Joined Jul '23
Bluesky Elder
If i wanted your shitty basic advice i would have posted on reddit which i would never do. Fuck you.
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Joined Mar '26
Have you tried handling failure modes first? That changed everything for our system.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 10/08/2026
everyone saying classic but i’m a first timer
a silly artifacted picture of a cat i think with a big goofy smile on its face with one big upper tooth in the middle
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 07/08/2026
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 07/08/2026
yeah idk if this is mg or mcg? 🤷🏻‍♀️ i tried taking 1/4->1/2->1 of those blueberry ones first and nothing, so i kept going up. This was at the start of the year, everyone else got high off them.
nah not this time
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 06/08/2026
nodnod. and i realize this is really the autism special (overcorrecting) so its like, now we’re at
meme of keyboard with a blue “fuck go back” key being pressed as a response to going too far one direction.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 06/08/2026
lol, lmao, oops. they heard me.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 06/08/2026
its no fair 😔 thank you for sharing openly, idk how to say how much it means to hear it being said clearly and i understand for once 🫶🏻 everything and especially this from the story of myrrh from @aesungaia.neocities.org has been like whiplash. maybe why people seem to keep me at arms length. idk
myrrh from the comic mentioned in the post, shes doing what i would now call “weasel-wording” with a bunch of speech bubbles around her, some swear on her face, and her index fingers touching

Myrrh always does her best to be honest, because being honest is good!

It hurts her a lot, and it makes her look bad, but she keeps doing it because being honest is good, and when she's not good it makes her tummy hurt.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 06/08/2026
an edit of goodbearcomics.com’s “i miss the internet” comic, two folks in masks and radiation suits are sitting along the wall of a shop on the street.  the first panel is the person on the left saying “i miss the internet”.  The second panel is the other person showing off the drawing they made to the first person.  the third panel is an edit, with a praying glegle in its place.  the fourth panel is the first person saying “thank you” very matter of factly, some comfort shared with your people in the worst of times to make it to the better times.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 06/08/2026
would you take me out to the ball game? 😄
white trans woman standing up and taking a picture in the mirror.  she’s wearing mid thigh cut black denim shorts and a tied-in-the-back tshirt from omocat of their spring collection from many years back.  the shirt is one of two that’s baseball themed, with this one being red and the other blue.  This red one is showing a batter taking aim ready to swing, and the blue is a pitcher with her throw primed.  white trans woman standing up and taking a picture in the mirror.  she’s wearing mid thigh cut black denim shorts and a tied-in-the-back tshirt from omocat of their spring collection from many years back.  the shirt is one of two that’s baseball themed, with this one being red and the other blue.  This red one is showing a batter taking aim ready to swing, and the blue is a pitcher with her throw primed.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 06/08/2026
the anime girl eating corn on the cob with the subtitle “i like corm.”
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 06/08/2026
just do this instead of weekly or w/e, can you not?
https://estrannai.se/#i0_cu,3,4,1-3,4,1-3,4,1-3,4,1-3,4,1-3,4,1_c,3,4,1
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 05/08/2026
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 05/08/2026
chiikawa movie review is in
them: Just watched the chiikawa movie

me: when i stayed in tokyo it was next to chiikawa park but i never went lol lmao
was it good?

them: Lowkey raises really deep morally ambigous questions
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 05/08/2026
had to do this a while back and i’m never removing it
calendar in teams with “no meetings day” taking up the whole monday.  it sets to dnd mode as well.  foh.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 05/08/2026
Lock screen, artist from pixiv, metalhead girl in straps and chains going to see an artist at a venue somewhere in tokyo probably.  I have the artist saved somewhere i’ll dig for it if anyone wants it.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026
BRING BACK BITDIZZY 😭
only pic i could find of bitdizzys post of a rooster smoking a cigarette with salty’s reply below it, “this is da wooster that they come to snuff, btw”  i sent it to my mom and then asked some time later if it made her laugh.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026
sue how the fuck do you do i
my itabag purse with chiyo-chan and kami-neko, along with a sharpnelsound sticker, a froggy chair, a cat doing finger paints, and a girl from the artist oxcoxa
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026
notif from app:

your day at a glance
touch yourself.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026
forgot about this message
grindr dm: “can not tell for the life of me if the Lockheed pride blurb is a bit or sincere im so curious”my dumb grindr profile, “OnlyFems”, with this bio:


lockheed martin pide outreach promoter

grew into the woman i always wanted to be :)
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 04/08/2026
it is my fault in many cases, and i should have spoken up and told my mom what i went through. so it just feels this way to a degree nowadays, when what you learned growing up is poor behavior to survive in the society that would shun and shame first
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 03/08/2026
back on my bullshit
IIDX cabinet with my profile loaded and showing on the login screen.  DJ ALICAT, 10th dan, buncha text
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 03/08/2026
whats happening bsky
girl who needs her vyvanse and a good dicking down for once
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 03/08/2026
channel 9 WAOW wikipedia article with the words “WAOW” and “based” circled in red.  theres an overlay with the girl from the “giving children hrt” comic that says “waow” out loud and “basedbasedbasedbasedbased” in thought bubble.  arrows go from her picture to the words circled.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 03/08/2026
theyre still babies but i like my tits a lot
tits
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 02/08/2026
why is my landlord like this 😭
Conversation between myself and my landlord

Hi, how long it has been leaking?

I believe today is the first time it has

Has somebody checked the master bathroom to see the source of the leak?

You mean the shower? The shower that I shared is leaking?  its the master bedroom shower

How do you know it is from the shower?

I had just taken a shower:)
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 02/08/2026
thats krystal swords!!!!!!
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 01/08/2026
heres my bookshelf of stuff btw
a huge bookshelf full of stuff that is mostly books, games, cds and memorabilia.  it’s disorganized.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 01/08/2026
I look at mine and he looks at his and were both like eh no damage, i had just a detached corner of my bumper on the drivers side. i didnt look at his cause the whole car was a beat up mess lmao... we shook hands and both apologized for the mess and yeah, thankfully no hate crime today 😬
i was out of the house like this, with my leggings and a tight shirt with no bra on, my purse slung over my shoulder.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 01/08/2026
adachi from persona 4 with the text TRUE!
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 01/08/2026
hell yeah dawg
page “3” of sweet bro and hella jeff where sweet bro is mspaint jpg artifacted to hell over two pages, saying “he was RIGHT. thits shits lasting FOREVER”.  the book came with a lenticular bookmark of hella jeff falling down stairs, endlessly, which as we very well know he was told about before falling down them, but he did not heed sweet bro’s warnings.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 01/08/2026
a page in the sweet bro and hella jeff comic book where sweet bro says “fucking incredible”
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 31/07/2026
why do i have this shirt
some shirt i got from an unknown place that says

TAKE THE POWER BACK
after a one way trip to wokistan...
“NEVER FORGET”
this is what they took from you…
so this is how democracy dies... 

the pictures around the text are a random anime girl, no idea from what.same shirt but im flexing my bicep cause i was wondering if it would still be visible
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 31/07/2026
I can finally see again 🤓
its a woman taking a selfie in the parking lot after picking up her new glasses.  shes a bit disheveled but spirits are high.  The glasses are a violet/pink shade.  she has a black knitted hat on and hair down past her shoulders
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 30/07/2026
Maybe Miri
@mirimiri9999.bsky.social
Joined Aug '24
Boating Accident (Out of fuel)
I'm a trans person and I have an NYT subscription.
Hell I used to work for them.
While NYT may have issues on the whole they're allies. I never got mistreated once working there. In fact, I was often asked for feedback on trans issues.
Ken Jennings • @kenjennings.bsky.social • 1h
Joined Apr '23
Crushed (Piano)
Bluesky Elder
They were like "Trans people are not a monolith and "Like-minded allies may disagree on specific media boycotts" and stuff like that. It was a huge load off my mind!
12:51 PM • Jul 30, 2026
Everybody can reply
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 30/07/2026
My therapist said I need
to see you topless
#summervibes
@hoodsparxie
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 30/07/2026
enjoy, i know i do
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 29/07/2026
there is no outswagging you but i do have a pretty good one of windows live messenger (and inuyasha 🤩)
three bags hang on a door. two are over the shoulder messenger bag things, one being the inuyasha bag i did use at school and anime conventions for a portion of my high school years, and the other is a msn live messenger promo bag from microsoft which i have no idea where it came from
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 29/07/2026
its always just this in the end
a cat standing on its back paws with the arms adjusted to look like its more anthropomorphic, plus its got overalls photoshopped on ‘em, but its standing in the snow trying ti look over a mound of snow along the road berm and the caption says “da fuck they doin ova der”
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 28/07/2026
oops
108.3 MB/s current, 115.2 MB/s peak
103.6 GB/134.4 GB
77% completed
Estimated 5:09 remaining
20m total?
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 26/07/2026
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 26/07/2026
JACK LDN/NYC flyer with the text formatted in a split way, vertically, so the character's head on the left half of the flyer is halfway above the other side on the right half of the flyer.  the text L and D is over each other on the left, with DNY in the middle, and Y over C making a stair shape.  there's also a number 10 plastic recycling logo on the bottom-left.
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gone. @alicat.pds.witchcraft.systems · 26/07/2026
nonstopparty / JACK flyer (september 2016)

GOING TO JACK NY IN A WEEK. HYPED

the text is in a straight line down the left side, and the face of some robot anime character dude i forgor stylized in flat orange and black coloring takes up the right side.set list for jack nyc 2016

SPACE CANDY
DANIKA
MAXO
BUJI
ABSRDST
ELEVATION
MOISTBREEZY
MITOMORO
DUCKY
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