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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I know, right?! WNBA media is all "ohhh look who's good at basketball" and "this team is playing basketball good, but this team is not playing basketball good" and "look at this exciting basketball event..." They're obsessed! Like, shut up about the stupid games and just tell me who to call a whore!

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Nooobody's saying you can't ask friends for a little help getting out of a life-threatening living situation or paying for medical care. You're welcome--don't even mention it. But now that you mention it, of course you'd want Daddy-B-Sky to get his beak wet, right? Now now...let's not be ungrateful.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

So they spent $60 million on just 3 ads, and they put out a hell of a lot more than those 3. How likely is it that Exxon spent more on the ad campaign than on the actual algae project?

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Wikipedia leading w the most important thing abt him. His one-liner should also lead w what an unbelievable piece of shit he is, & I think the word "rapist" should be used, but the reordering of his notable actions is a good start. Rough day for the several other non-child-rapist Jeff Donaldsons...

Wikipedia entry for Jeffrey Donaldson, which properly reflects Donaldson's contribution to society by opening with, "Jeffrey Mark Donaldson (born 7 December 1962) is a Northern Irish child sex offender and former politician who..."

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

If calls for treason charges ever became too loud to completely ignore, the Hakeems Jeffries & Chucks Schumer of the party would no doubt find their way to discovering that...you know what? Trump was actually right...the Iran Conflict *is* more of an excursion than an actual war...

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

It's a cruel irony that that is basically the only grand conspiracy our right-wingers reject. Chemtrails & Great Replacement & climate scientists rolling in climate hoax cash? DUH! Lifelong narcissist liar & grifter is more beholden to dictators & trillionaires than farmers? LAUGHABLE! LEFTY SMEAR!

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I know it'll never happen, but handing Trump over to the ICC truly might be the only way we regain some international legitimacy. Even then I'm sure that's a project timeline measured in decades, not years. Who knows...pilots get "lost" sometimes, right?

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Reminds me of a kid running to his parent to report an injustice. Starts off stuttering, but w/ a righteous fury...which collapses within seconds into unintelligible, vowels-only wails. The message...scattered to the winds. Only the wails remain. The wails are the message. Perhaps they always were.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Trump's gonna need to ask for more than 11,780 votes to overturn this one.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's the Nixon view on illegality and the Presidency.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

And at least 3 out of the remaining 4 are lying.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Is that your line? You have to be brave to vote? That's the country you want to live in? I imagine you think of yourself as a fairly tough guy. Yet you won't even call out wrongdoing when you see it. And you and I both know you see it. If I were you, I wouldn't test that toughness you think you have

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

[Captain Phillips pirate meme] Look at me. I'm the therapist now.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sam Altman should accept some bad things happening to him for the benefits to OpenAI. Huh...that *is* kinda fun.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reminds me of a scene in Molly's Game where prosecutors are trying to connect Molly to organized crime by saying these mobsters mention her in phone taps constantly: "get molly...bring molly..." and she's like "they're talking about the drug "molly," you moron."

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(As I'm thinking about it, "learned helplessness" isn't quite the right term for the everyday non-billionaire refusal to build & maintain & apply competence; the practice involves a sort of subversive malice that the term doesn't capture. It's more like quiet-quitting your partner.)

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Many a time I've seen fellow cishet men discover new frontiers of learned helplessness, but literally everyone knows their address & phone. This is just a solipsistic billionaire lying to avoid giving the obvious, damning answer, but being too long detached from normal life to forge a plausible lie.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hmmm...I wonder if it'll just be a list of everyday Trump behaviors turned around to point at the media--a classic "I'm rubber, you're glue" gambit. Masterful stuff from our DOJ.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

God this sucks. Belittling a guy who's launching educational initiatives and taunting him about not being as cool as his brother, the future king of England (mAyBe yOu'Ve hEaRd of him). I've literally never seen coverage of the royals that wasn't petty to its core.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Plaintiffs: They're insider trading. Defendants: We're just insider trading. Judge: Who cares. SCOTUS is gonna do whatever they want no matter what I say.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It *might* tank Trump's Presidency. That's the best thing I can say about it.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ugh I hate that the term "recession babies" refers to college kids. Or...NOT college kids, as is apparently quite often the case.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If he could make contact with the ball from...let's call it approximately 38 feet in the air atop a horse, then god help anyone standing in his way. Another option would be "the world's most dangerous sport" of jai alai. I don't understand it even a little, but I'd watch the hell outta Wemby.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wemby golfing is a terrifying image. The leverage. The sheer leverage.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I love a good feud, but I can't shake the idea that...your grandpa gifted 2 generations of kin with a good livelihood. You get to make brisket for a living--a thing I like to do for fun when I have time. All that, and you can't either get along or get away from each other? SMARTEN UP!

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Huh...Fig Newtons, Matt Damon, and Ben Affleck all within about 3 blocks. How bout that.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If: Leopards eat faces. And: You have a face. Then: ________________

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Only slightly less stupid: There is no evidence that Helen of Troy was a real person, and certainly no evidence that she brought about the Trojan War. If there's no evidence of Helen, then Helen isn't evidence of anything, just as The Kraken isn't evidence that sea travel has always been dangerous.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Enjoyable to watch, but we're just feeding into his humiliation kink.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's important, of course, but if we're labeling any founding doc as "the most wonderful work ever struck off," the US Constitution ranks behind every constitution that was based off of ours. We knew enough not to saddle those other nations with a lot of the nonsense that our constitution contains.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Look at that...guy speaks in full sentences, and the sentences actually relate to one another. I kinda forgot that was an option for heads of state.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Since nobody actually believes that exceeding 1.5c means nothing matters & mitigation is pointless, I think we have to conclude that an enormous number of people were only ever performatively on board with mitigation and are now all too happy to have an excuse to bail.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Can't even imagine how unhinged his reaction is gonna be...

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mitch Hedberg might say, "JD used to be a total piece of shit. He's still a total piece if shit, but he used to be, too."

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Did you just properly use "begging the question" on Alfonso Gore's internet?!?! I'm honestly not even sure if that's allowed, but I support it.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What's that? I'm sorry...I can't seem to hear you over the roar of the flames...

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

..... ........... ............................ [Unmistakable sound of Tucker Carlson delivering a vigorous spanking. There's reprimanding, there's sobbing, there's spanking. But you know with 100% certainty that he's alone in there.]

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If we're naming the lake based on who it's most important to, then folks, allow me to present to you: Lake My Uncle Derek Whose Entire Personality Is Getting Hammered And Riding His Jet Ski On The Lake Formerly Known As Erie. I'll start bangin out some merch.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Honestly, I was really surprised they caught on to our (Antifa & Co. LLC) tactic of fighting fascism by employing Olympians to pick at the pool a bit. You know...now that I say it out loud, I guess it was a bit heavy-handed of us (Antifa & Co. LLC).

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ok fine maaaaybe they didn't do a perfect job, but at least they cost taxpayers 5x as much as someone competent and qualified.

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Dems have come here to chew bubble gum and stomp on rakes. ...and they're all out of $5 dollar donations--that's all they need from you, personal friend, is just a $5 or $10 or $20 donation and Donald Trump will immediately succumb to syphilis. It's so important, chum of mine. Won't you give???

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Pliny Dancer @algorhythmmethod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Dems' rake-stompin boots are always--ALWAYS--laced up, tied tight, and lookin for work.

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