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Algernon Cockburn

@algernoncockburn.bsky.social
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Australian Labor Party spokesperson. Scots College. University of Sydney. Working Class CEO. Labor Values.

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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s unfortunately becoming more and more obvious that we will not get to net zero by 2050 for emissions. So, we are changing what net zero by 2050 means. From now on, net zero by 2050 means our primary vote! At least we can hit this new target! Labor net zero PV by 2050! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are NOT validating right wing bullshit by advocating for the sensible centre! The sensible centre is logical, reasonable and evidence based! It’s not dumb smug idiots that don’t have the slightest idea what they are doing! #auspol #alp #labor thepoint.com.au/off-the-char...
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Santos paid zero company tax for 11th year in a row, ATO data shows
The latest corporate tax data released today by the Australian Tax Office (ATO) showed that once again, major gas producers are paying no company tax, and despite claims that changes to the Petroleum ...
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know what, compromise is always the best option! There is absolutely no circumstance where compromise is not the best option! None, ever! Just look at where decades of compromise with private corporations have gotten us! The smug centre, we're really fucking smart! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Greens don't appeal to the youth! Don't take my word for it, here's 70+ year old Boerwar to tell the youth what’s up! And what is really hip and happening is to vote Labor! #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boerwar, you're a disgraceful demonstrable lying cunt. You’re a fucking disgrace to any and all political discussion. If you had any self-awareness, and we both know you don’t, you’d STFU and fuck off forever. #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMG you commie pinkos. Deformed cane toad Murray Watt is qualified to be environment minister! Bachelor of commerce and law, judges associate, chief of staff to Anna Bligh, president of QLD young Labor. What do you expect? Any work in environment? #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mehreen Faruqi should join Labor! We at Labor treat our non-whites as equals, not as props in some bizarre white saviour look at how progressive we are ritual! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our members are making a great point about Shoebridge! We at Labor would never elect an old white rich hetero man as leader! This may come as a surprise to you but most of our leaders have been homeless pan sexual furries. #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In response to the recent communist Marxist threat from the Greens, we will be launching the Super Labor Action Group, or SLAG for short. SLAG will be taking the fight to the Maoist Stalinist threat by telling voters that they are actually wrong and should embrace neoliberalism! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jokes on Boerwar, we already gutted the fuck out of unions in the 80’s with the accord. We already won that battle! I wish our members and supporters would bring up the accord as often as they bring up Medicare! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gawd, another hit piece! We at Labor are for the workers! Not the elite 1% and the corporations! Santos can rest assured that we have no plans to change anything! We also look forward to the next donation from Santos! Labor, we're for the workers! #auspol #alp #labor thepoint.com.au/off-the-char...
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Santos paid zero company tax for 11th year in a row, ATO data shows
The latest corporate tax data released today by the Australian Tax Office (ATO) showed that once again, major gas producers are paying no company tax, and despite claims that changes to the Petroleum ...
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Josh Burns is right! "Coming from the progressive side of politics, who is meant to be inclusive, I would say that is anything but," he said. If you don’t have a seat at the table for fascists, can you really call yourself inclusive? I think not. #auspol #alp #labor www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...
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Labor MP accuses Greens leader of 'prejudice' over Jewish community comments
Labor MP Josh Burns accuses new Greens leader David Shoebridge of "prejudice" over comments about the party's relationship with Jewish Australians.
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Communist marxist super soldier Shoebridge is going to destroy the economy and flood the country with Illegal immigrants! The Greens are secret super communists! Right now, they are plotting in their secret communist HQ to destroy Australia! #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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David Shoebridge wants the Greens to ‘seize this moment’. Is his more combative style the answer?
New leader says his party must connect with millions of disaffected voters and ‘make them believe in politics again’
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Communist! Marxist! Economy destroying! Flood the country with illegal immigrants! No, it’s not Republicans talking about Mamdani of El-Sayed. It’s not even News24 after dark viewers talking about Labor. It’s Labor voters talking about David Shoebridge... LMAO #auspol #alp #labor #unhinged #leftwing
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder what prompts this goofy prick used to cook up this fantasy... #auspol #alp #labor #aislop
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here is our official list of scapegoats, sorry I mean sinister conspirators plotting against Labor: The Greens, Coalition, ON, teals, independents, MSM, SM, big business, voters, your Mum, the Harlem Globetrotters, the colour purple. Be vigilant against these Labor phobic forces! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We always get the balance right. We are pragmatic and always seek out the rational and logical compromise! Tune in tomorrow when we announce the pragmatic centrist middle ground between extremist flat earthers and extremist astrophysics! Labor, we get the balance right! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have some exciting news! Our yoof movement through friendlyjordies has a lot of crossover with DGG! DGG is the pro Democrat anti DSA yoof movement in the US that is not an online based paedophile cult! Labor, we’re building the future! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, it’s been a few days since Albo informed the UN that the world needs Labor on the security council. The laughter is still echoing out of the room. We’re taking this as a good sign. Labor, we’re super serious! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look, sure we beat you while saying we care but remember, anyone else would be even worse! This isn’t a sick and depraved mindset that belongs on a watchlist, it’s our Labor strategy to increase our votes! #auspol #alp #labor #banalityofevil #degenerate
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of our all time greats, Mark Latham, is in the latest episode of The Guardian podcast on the James Trashby Party! #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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The Populist: Money nation | Episode 3 - podcast
When senior correspondent Sarah Martin set out to follow the money, she discovered even those on the inside of One Nation are asking questions about accountability, and why some are saying the man bro...
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good on our member Boerwar for expressing sympathy with Larissa Waters and then throwing it into the nearest bin and sinking the boot into the Greens 19 minutes later! Our members are incredible people, we're not like the scum of ON or the coalition! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fellow Labor zealots, there is a sinister plot afoot! A grand union of anti Labor forces has assembled from around the galaxy! The Greens, Coalition, ON, MSM, SM, big business, even the voters themselves are out to ‘Get Albo’! We must remain vigilant to this grand conspiracy! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Politics is the art of the possible. This isn’t a thought terminating cliché designed to make you stop thinking and admire the fart huffers that spout it! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don Farrell couldn’t outsmart a shit stained porcelain bowl on his best day but to be fair, neither could Boerwar or Cocket. VOTE LABOR! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I agree with Cockrates, Don Farrell is a factional numbers man unlike every single Labor member and senator of parament. It’s not like every Labor member and senator in parament did their time as a staffer or affiliated union rep. We’re not a closed inbred cult, we’re Labor! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cocket is so right! Don Farrell is a fucking national hero! He SINGLE HANDEDLY reversed our trade situation! WOW! Thank God Cocket is too far gone to wonder what the department in department of foreign affairs and trade means! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember true believers, whether anything is good or bad is ENTIRELY DEPENDANT on whether Labor did or didn’t do it! No, we are not a cult. We’re the sensible centre that applies logic and reason and evidence based... stuff to our policy. #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listen up you Don Farrell slaggers. Don is the epitome of Labor! An out of touch boomer that needs to be reminded what day it is while he shits himself! You fucking yoof that think you can go back to having state owned anything without shiting yourselves at work are extremists! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You fucking ingrates! Do you have any idea how bad it would be without a Labor government? So what if things are bad, they’d be even worse without us, Labor, the chosen saviours of Australia! #auspol #alp #labor www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Australians ‘scrambling’ for second jobs to deal with rising mortgage repayments and cost of living
Latest data also shows unemployment at highest level since the pandemic, which analysts doubt will stop RBA hiking interest rates
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OMG so proud of Albo getting the Atlantic Council award for being a person that the Atlantic Council likes! What do you mean you've never heard of the Atlantic Council? This just shows how awesome Albo is and it’s quite frankly the greatest achievement by Australia ever! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We have some sad news. Labor soldier Boerwar got the child safe cap off the turpentine bottle while unsupervised again with predicable results. “The ground is getting shakier and shakier.” Indeed. Part 2. #auspol #alp #labor #lolcow #insanity #cult #mentalillness
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We have some sad news. Labor soldier Boerwar got the child safe cap off the turpentine bottle while unsupervised again with predicable results. “The ground is getting shakier and shakier.” Indeed. Part 1. #auspol #alp #labor #lolcow #insanity #cult #mentalillness
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cocket is right again! Horseshoe theory is not a laughable disproven pseudointellectual pile of dog vomit used as a coping mechanism by smug centrists! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't worry guys, Donald Trump is headed for the dustbin after... 2 terms as president, after which he must vacate... WOW! Labor, we’ve got the brains! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The yoof have abandoned the evil greens and embraced the real left that kicks the poor and disabled when they are down while ball washing corporations! The yoof have embraced LABOR! Labor, our future is bright! Our time in government has nothing to do with the current situation! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The West is superior! The savages in the non-west should look upon our works and despair! We at Labor provide ‘balance’! The left tries to make us feel guilty of our decades of exploitation and death! They couldn't even pay Deloitte to make some AI generated policy! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our Labor members are right again! There are no defensible sides in the Middle East! The genocider, the genocided, same same. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a righteous prick! No, we are not trying to drown it in ‘nuance’ to appear smart. #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't worry! We at Labor will... we will... sorry I'm trying to compose myself.... we will stand up for Australians against the US and big tech... pppufafahahahsdfhadsljklmfds. No really, we will. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/s... #auspol #alp #labor
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Albanese plays down Trump’s ‘censorship’ warning over Labor social media crackdown
Trump administration expresses ‘serious concerns’ that forcing firms to allow algorithm opt-out would infringe Americans’ free speech
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This totally happened and is not cope invented in Kage’s imagination! The yoof are rejecting the evil greens! They are banging down the doors of our branches wanting to join! They can’t wait to sit down and listen to the hilarious delusions of undiagnosed Alzheimer’s patients! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Labor, we care so much about the homeless we make more of them. Labor, taking the fight to big business by demanding more donations for favourable policy. Labor, the egalitarian party that continues to fund private education at the expense of public education. #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If we are getting beat by a clown show, does that mean we are a worse than a clown show? Um, ackchyually no. Pauline is backed by big business unlike us! Pauline hates the poor and homeless unlike us! Imagine how fucking shithouse you would need to be to get beat by Pauline! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol. lmao even. s tier satire. #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t you know that government getting reamed up the shit pipe by private corps is pragmatic? It is the logical and rational execution of governance. We pretend to serve you while servicing private corps. It’s logical and rational. It’s pragmatic and progressive. #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Albo knows the tech! Aussies are grateful! Just look at Albo’s personal polling that isn’t buried in negative territory! Albo and Labor are willing to take it up the shit tunnel from tech bros just like we take it from Woodside and Sportsbet! No wonder we are respected! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cocket from inner Sydney is not like all our members from inner Sydney and is not guzzling their own shit! Cocket can access advanced products! We’re not a political cult, our members can think for themselves! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our strongest soldier, Boerwar is right. The fucking greens think they can control the AI. LOL those fucking greens political party! And the right other than us think that if we ignore the AI, it will go away! We need to embrace the AI like Boerwar does! #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BEHOLD! Our strongest soldier, Andrew from inner Sydney Earlwood lives up to his statue PFP and unironically counters a fucking idiot with AI slop... I swear to God it gets harder every day to defend our members. Maybe AI can help... #auspol #alp #labor
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“One of my Labor friends there said to me well I’m apologising to the people of Victoria if you have to be the test case but a few of us are very keen for you to be the test case.” www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol #alp #labor
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Back to Back Barries: Labor’s migration dilemma – podcast
Barrie Cassidy and Jessie McCrone, a former adviser to the former Victorian premier Daniel Andrews and now managing partner for FMRS Advisory, examine the migration reforms as announced by Tony Burke ...
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Algernon Cockburn @algernoncockburn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean sure, we fuck you over. But do you want to be fucked over even more? We could fuck you over even more, you wouldn't want that would you? We are not deranged vermin that use domestic violence scare tactics to coerce people to vote Labor! VOTE LABOR NOW! #laborvalues #auspol #alp #labor
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