Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Even though I kicked you out I can't get rid of ya, I found your pills girl I know you have Chlamydia, I found your pills come and get your Doxycycline, When she hear this song I know she ain't gone like me. 000
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve seen her in real life and she looks better than Violet Myers, She want for me to pull out but I'm not a pair of pliers, My killas multipliers, They buy out your suppliers, and they make him retire, Her pussy's like a drug that they be selling on The Wire 001
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I legit cannot believe it. 324 losses the last 3 years. Playoff bound. 010
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You don’t know shit about chop 000
Reposted by Short, shriveled, slightly to the leftThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 10/09/2026Everyone is going to Trump’s midterm convention, except for all the Republicans doing ANYTHING else 533451
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I thought this would drop in April. Hell of a run pushing it off till Sept. 020
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Honestly, the greatest “ick” at this point is just someone talking about their icks. Like stfu 000
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 27/07/2026@nickfranco.bsky.social 120
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 18/07/2026“We got @nickfranco.bsky.social as father before we got GTA6.” - Evan Marchetti 011
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 12/07/2026One thing I’ve noticed is that ppl never tell you the book they are reading sucks 100
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It’s so fucked that you can’t really even get a meal anywhere nowadays for single digits 110
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 25/06/2026All I know is I don't know how to give a fuck, All I know is I don't know how to give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck, I never gave a fuck, All I know is I don't know how to give a fuck. 010
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Some ppl take mother’s/father’s day way too seriously. Relax. 010
Reposted by Short, shriveled, slightly to the leftDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 15/06/2026‘Obsession’ director Curry Barker says studios must understand that Gen Z audiences are “tired of slop.” “We want good movies back. People are still hungry for movies that are original without some big IP, as long as the story is good.” (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...) 3374194
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 17/06/2026You’re with me, but you ain’t with me.. When you’re way up there, Do you miss me? 010
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 13/06/2026They don’t make pills for a heartbreak 000
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I’m too weird for the cool kids, and too cool for the weirdos 000
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 12/06/2026There is nothing like a prime watermelon. When you finally find the right one, shit hits like CRACK. 010
Reposted by Short, shriveled, slightly to the leftThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/06/2026After 250 years, how much longer do Americans think the country has? Jordan Klepper investigates 32623101
Reposted by Short, shriveled, slightly to the leftThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 05/06/2026Jordan Klepper asks: Which of these insurrectionists deserve some cash for their troubles? 30557126
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The only influencers that are dope are the one who make fun of influencers. That shit is funny asl. 000
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Alright, let’s see what the Obsession hype is about 110
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I can’t wait to retire. I think about it everyday. It’s really my only goal in life. 000
Reposted by Short, shriveled, slightly to the leftNick @nickfranco.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Throughout my life I’ve had people who have told me to “grow up”-not always in those specific words. I’ve realized all that could possibly mean is do exactly what i’ve been doing(?) graduate hs, earn bachelors, my masters, career, get married, buy my house, etc, but just be a boring as fuck person. 121
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 01/06/2026@natelech.bsky.social WHAT IS GOING ON 010
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 01/06/2026@natelech.bsky.social are we good at baseball again? 110
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 01/06/2026One thing about me, imma hit the “Notifiy Anyway” button when it is an option in our text chain. Idc. Fuck your “do not disturb”. This shit means something to me. That’s why I sent it. Don’t care if it’s 3am, you’re gonna get this ding motherfucker. BELIEVE. DAT. 010
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Guys, @katiefranco.bsky.social just saw her first grasshopper!! Omggg🤩 120
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Victory has a thousand fathers, and defeat is an orphan. Interesting how that works.. 010
Reposted by Short, shriveled, slightly to the leftNick @nickfranco.bsky.social · 09/10/2025✈️ 💫 🎁 Happy Jetsmas ✈️ 💫 🎁 @abbyfos.bsky.social 🏒 @alfranc10.bsky.social 🏒 @drewedstrom.bsky.social 🏒 141
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 04/10/2025“I can’t make a deal with the devil because my dick’s bigger” - Taylor Swift (circa 2025) 000
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Already loathing the dumbass fucking posts and conversations around the halftime performance when Bad Bunny does his music in his native language. The discussion around halftime shows is already so fucking stupid and braindead, but it was be even worse in Trump’s America. 121
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Not ONE of you corkholes are staying in your lane 010
Reposted by Short, shriveled, slightly to the leftScott Nitchie ☘️ @scottnitchie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025BREAKING: Donald Trump’s mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with him 011
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 22/09/2025media.tenor.coma bunch of crickets chirping in a desert with mountains in the backgroundALT: a bunch of crickets chirping in a desert with mountains in the background 010
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Jealous she didn’t think of it💁🏻♀️ 010
Short, shriveled, slightly to the left @alfranc10.bsky.social · 20/09/2025“I never thought I’d say this, but we have ice cream at home” - meet to Melissa at age 30. I’m officially old. 000