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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Doesn't work like that kid, you can't just take stuff that happened away. Got a childish, "if the keeper hadn't saved it, it would've gone it" vibe about it 👍

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Take away stuff they've done 😂

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hungover and just back from IKEA, don't fuck me over Utd!

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Quality of the signage is going up 👍

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Initially thought it'd bore me but do enjoy it, got my youngest coming 3 times a week too, luckily my local gym has a pool so don't need to try and navigate a public pool!

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Right ankle and more recently lower back have stopped me doing any serious k's running, switched to swimming just over a year ago if that's an option for you!

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Out of curiosity, what was for sale that had someone from there trying to buy it?

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Eh, none of that filth on a family getaway👍 Medicinal after too much red wine 🤢

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Yup, every single thing in this thread, regularly 😡

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This! And some helpful soul filling the sink to 'soak' some really grimy stuff, never to return and finish the job, leaving a layer of scum atop the cold water to be remedied by yours truly 😡

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Johnny the fox @johnnythefox1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

New book about the Titanic just landed in shops.

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Outside mate, black Audi. Oh, you'll know which one 👍

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

See, I thought that, but surely someone would say, that's not a good idea Jan, even if you were born in 69 😂

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Post the best picture you've ever taken of your pet

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hiya Jan, hope you went for something nice and subtle on your car reg and not your school nickname!

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Late to this but Jesus 🙄 There's numerous disaster movies already made about this sort of shit!

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Still naked and time ticking on I resorted to unblocking in the quickest way I could and was up to my elbows in it. Needed another shower and all for nothing, no finger, no bum. Noted for future reference 👍

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"don't do a finger up the bum" is news I should have been aware of! A few years back I had a 'health check' at the GP, assumed part of that was a finger up the bum (first time!) so naturally showered first. As I finished I had the urge for a shite, FML, and proceeded to block the toilet.....

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Alfoldem @alfoldem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

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