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Alf Langan

@alflangan.bsky.social
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Truth still matters. Father, husband, lawyer allergic to fascism. Author of “Lightning On A Clear Day.”

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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But when he gives the Felon $1 MM, he’ll get pardoned and keep his loot.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seriously, fuck him. He voted to confirm Hegseth because he got through committee? So much for having a mind of his own.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👍👍👍
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His refusing to answer tells us where the money came from. He should be booted.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What he said.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That cop needs to be disciplined. Instead, he’ll probably be cited.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s a good Chicago boy—he knows pizza!
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If he has total control, then why doesn’t he open the fucking Strait now?
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m stealing “orange chicken.” I have been referring to him as the Felon, but I might like this better.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He was an amazing talent who was taken by cancer way too soon. I believe that he was in a relationship with Meryl Streep when he got sick. They met during The Deer Hunter.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That will drive him nuts. (I know, too late.) He lives for attention, & when he doesn’t get it he melts down.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have as much sympathy for the Kentucky Terrapin as he does for the millions of people he screwed over during his reign of terror, er, power. Karma’s a bitch.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brilliant!
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I printed this and posted it above my desk. I'd change only the last line to "I am the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS - EVERYONE'S RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE left".
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nice kitty!
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where’s the legacy media’s reporting on this????
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Four Dipshits of the Apocalypse.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The animatronic figures at Disney World have more life in them.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Close your eyes and picture the cacophony from Hannity, Ingraham, amd Watters if we learned that Hunter Biden’s drug rehab was paid for by George Soros. Now open them and ask why they’re ignoring Jr.’s wedding funded by a Putin friendly oligarch.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The blatant hypocrisy is astounding.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Has anyone told that ass wipe that Russia invaded Ukraine? Why should Ukraine compromise any territory to Putin?
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dogs are the best people I know.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And that, my friends, is how they roll.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He lied??? I’m shocked; shocked I say!
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When the Democrats win the midterms and retake Congress, it’ll be time to fire up the investigations.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Man Clapping Bravo
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That’s the look of a seriously disturbed person.
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He's now resorting to trying to buy the election. Federal law makes it unlawful to knowingly and willfully pay, offer to pay, or accept payment for registering to vote or for voting. (52 U.S.C. §10307(c).) Any type of incentive is considered “payment.”
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is what a leader looks like. Stand with Ukraine!
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Chuck Groundhog @only-si-chuck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just In: Scott Jennnings said that yesterday he again spoke for 20 minutes with Mitch McConnell. Afterwards, he spoke with William Buckley, Ronald Reagan, and the original cast of The King & I.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It wasn’t too difficult for Bebe: all he had to do was praise the Felon as the smartest person he’d ever met. Oh, that, and tell him he’s seen Putin’s file on him.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love, love, love this. ht: @scottlincicome.bsky.social
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Where’s the legacy media coverage?
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They can’t win so they cheat.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now that’s commitment!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If The Office were filming now. This is perfect. 🎯🤣
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That’s the only way anyone will see him.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don’t know about you, but Al Michaels is awesome.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Sad Penguin in the Rain: Pengu's Rainy Day
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mark Twain said, “Let us live our lives in such a way that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sad. “ Today he’s crying. RIP, Dolly Parton.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well played, Sir.
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Leonardo DiCaprio's Festive Toast
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
25th Amendment time.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gee, they might want their plane back.
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JewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m still waiting for lightning to strike that lying bastard.
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Alf Langan @alflangan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
G. Washington would have pushed the Felon overboard while crossing the Delaware.
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