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Ruin a book by adding a word. Fifty Shades Of Grey Hairs.

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I absolutely love how the simplicity of this clouds the mind of what art truly is. Take that AI. I could paint two triangles on a cave wall and STILL be better than you.

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No, I said fuckin with with me was a bad idea. You're the only one who said I was a "good guy".

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Can we get a headcount on the number of people who dedicated their behavior to a full on assault that it was instead ME who did this, or are we still waiting on that part of your emotional maturity to develop first?

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Dearest AI People care what you think as much as you care what I just searched for DOT COM!!!!

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No, honestly, if you had just led with this I probably would have taken you far more seriously.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yeah you think you're some hot shit, but every time I see that shit I'm reminded that there are currently 3 DefCon alumni who are permanently banned from participation for being tied to Epstein's pedophile network. You're not fighting for what you truly believe, you're the product of your grooming.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My Clint Howard piñata full of bees oughta do the trick!

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Musician? Religious Leader? Move over Micheal Jackson. The press found a new post mortem pariah to serve as the focus of their apology tour.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m contributing Lucifer from Mark Twain for the Media That Scared Is As Children trend. It’s just as unsettling once you’re old enough to understand what he was saying.

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Adventures Of Mark Twain: Satan's Skull Mask

ALT: Adventures Of Mark Twain: Satan's Skull Mask

Sweet Georgia Brown - Brother Bones & His Shadows

I contribute all haunting imagery in the following video to the seasonality of the post and the nature of the song title. Any other explanations, outside of shear coincidence, would prove equally paranoid and delusional. Enjoy the music.

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“Your guys did some bad shit, but ya know, we’re pretty evil too.” FUCK YOU!

Dear Centrists, The more you attempt to appeal to Republicans, the less you appeal to everyone else, including people who would otherwise align with you, if you weren’t trying to middle of the road, oh I don’t know, the abject upheaval of our entire civilization!

“Nobody could hate me this much. This is a goddamned conspiracy against me! You all saw it.” - Captain of the S.S. Dumpsterfire

Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I cannot wait until this movie gets made!

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Let the “evidence” tampering begin.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hegseth and the stupid shit he says are proof we’re living through the participation trophy of presidencies.

Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How is it that the only thing we got from that vision of this timeline that Back to the Future dream up are bosses that monitor your phone calls on personal time?

Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Where even are the Unites States. I think we need to deport his fuckin ass back to there, or someplace other than here. Goddamn foreigners.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don’t make a habit of doing to/for others what you wouldn’t do to/for yourself.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@edgarwright.bsky.social Don't mind me. I'm just gonna lovebomb you with "Campy Space Princess" Sci-Fi VFX concept renders.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Alright I’ve said enough about who’s not getting vote so now I’ll tell you is. I’m voting for the first motherfucker with the balks to say they’re running on the Raise Your Taxes and Steal You Guns Platform.

Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What if Putin is considered just a big an idiot in Russia as Trump is here. Think about it. Orban, Trump, seems every Putin installation is a total fuckin moron. That ultimately reflects upon his decision making skills regarding who should wield authority. He can’t be much more intelligent himself.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Alright, if you’re in politics, you need to hear this. (1/2) I’m not voting for anyone I’ve seen on tv or the internet. Your advertisements are meaningless to me, and you are wasting your money. Which means you’ll only waste mine too. Your attack ads don’t mean shit to me. You know what does?

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m not saying she’s a strategic genius the caliber of which rivals Athena herself, but everywhere she goes in this life she walks on rose petals. That’s probably not such an easy thing to accomplish.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"You know why people don't like A.I. Donald? Branding. Don't give that speech just yet. Gimme like ten minutes and I'll come with something fuckin amazing." Then he rolls with it. That's the fuckin best part. Ignorant as fuck and too dumb to realize it.

Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Kennedy Center will certainly survive without the name of somebody who thinks it was built in 1792 on it. Probably thrive actually. Seventeen Ninety-TWO!?!?!? Get the fuck outta here.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m on the same FBI watchlist as this guy. I can tell.

Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This just in: Washington demonstrates next level animatronics used for modern political puppets.

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Alfalfa Male @alfalfamale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You know when you go to a diner and you order a cup of coffee, and it shows up and you take a sip, and it's this amazing, locally roasted blend that's been custom tailored by the owner to be the exact experience you're currently having? Fuckin great right? Yeah, we're not at that diner.