Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You haven’t bought any of my Fall candles (or related products) yet. Why not? Shame on you. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comSeasonalAll of our seasonal products and fragrances. 000
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I still don’t know what I’m doing but I’m having fun 110
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026South Korea apparently loves cheese but every “cheese-flavored” Korean thing I try leaves this Wisconsin boy incredibly unimpressed. 001
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s actually starting to get chilly and fall-like, so have you checked out my Fall collection yet? grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comSeasonalAll of our seasonal products and fragrances. 021
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Behold: my first bar of soap that looks like soap 030
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I bought some red candle tins to maybe use for Christmas candles but the coating on them is godawful so I’ll be sticking with matte black everything, thanks. 000
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yeah, it’s pretty damn likely I’ll be checking out Forever. 020
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Vanilla Chai from my Fall collection is popping off with in-person customers. And you can get your own! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/van...grumpycandlecompany.comVanilla Chai CandleWarm, creamy, and just spicy enough to make things interesting. Vanilla Chai blends fragrant chai tea with cardamom, cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg, all mellowed out with smooth vanilla bean and a touch ... 001
Reposted by Alex ZiebartAlex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It took WAY TOO LONG but I replaced my photo backdrop, and my entire photo-taking setup. So: My Fall lineup is now available, and reed diffusers etc actually have photos! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/... 101
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It took WAY TOO LONG but I replaced my photo backdrop, and my entire photo-taking setup. So: My Fall lineup is now available, and reed diffusers etc actually have photos! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/... 101
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Get your own! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/ree...grumpycandlecompany.comReed DiffuserLooking for a flameless solution to makin' your house smell real nice? Reed diffusers are exactly what you need. Scented oils are drawn up through fiber reeds, providing a continuous, long-lasting fra... 041
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’ve accepted that cat-related sabotage destroying my backdrop means new product photos are happening WAY too late to retake my summer seasonal. Therefore, Bombsicle is already on clearance! Onward to fall! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/bom...grumpycandlecompany.comBombsicle CandleAn ice-creamy take on a nostalgic summer treat. Fruity, summery top notes are accompanied by vanilla buttercream to create an extra-delicious dessert for your noseholes. Our candles have an estimated ... 022
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Hey, you! Buy some candles so I can pay for this stupid-ass $1,000/mo medication I have to take for awhile! You can get a whole crapload of ‘em on deep discount if you want! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/clo...grumpycandlecompany.comCloseout CrateIs a single Mystery Candle not enough mystery for you? Got money burning a hole in your pocket and simply do not care what you get? Then drop your hard-earned dollars on the prestigious Closeout Crate... 011
Reposted by Alex ZiebartAlex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026For Father’s Day, Bourbon Butterscotch is $3 off! Discount will be automatically applied at checkout. grumpycandlecompany.com/products/bou...grumpycandlecompany.comBourbon Butterscotch CandleCreamy butterscotch and oak barrel bourbon create a rich and smoky fragrance. I don't really know what else we can say about this one. If that sounds good to you, then buy it, I guess. 032
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026For Father’s Day, Bourbon Butterscotch is $3 off! Discount will be automatically applied at checkout. grumpycandlecompany.com/products/bou...grumpycandlecompany.comBourbon Butterscotch CandleCreamy butterscotch and oak barrel bourbon create a rich and smoky fragrance. I don't really know what else we can say about this one. If that sounds good to you, then buy it, I guess. 032
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Cat destroyed my backdrop before I could get a real product photo so here’s what the reed diffusers look like on a random stack of shipping boxes instead. 112
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 18/06/2026A Grumpy email will be going out shortly with a picture of how much Piper has grown since the last one. If you want cat pictures (and a discount code) you should probably go sign up for the mailing list. 011
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I was trying to do product photos for my new stuff and my cat sliced right down the middle of my backdrop with her claws. So… that’ll have to wait, I guess! At least I kind of got this one. grumpycandlecompany.com/products/bom... 000
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 14/06/2026PSA: During summer months, I do not ship on weekends, so most packages will go out on a Monday. I want to minimize the chance of your candles sitting in a hot warehouse somewhere for days on end. 152
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The curve this developed towards the end is maddening 000
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This takes a lot more cardboard than you would think. 000
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Cat, I’m actively trying to make something for you and you decide it’s lap time? 020
Reposted by Alex ZiebartAlex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026After an extremely long health-related absence, I’m back and reorganizing my candle site. New product types means a revamped navigation. Photos are still a WIP and there’s a bit of mess but I’m getting there. grumpycandlecompany.comgrumpycandlecompany.comGrumpy Candle CoHomemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI. 152
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026After an extremely long health-related absence, I’m back and reorganizing my candle site. New product types means a revamped navigation. Photos are still a WIP and there’s a bit of mess but I’m getting there. grumpycandlecompany.comgrumpycandlecompany.comGrumpy Candle CoHomemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI. 152
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Also medical professionals never seem prepared to hear “no” when they ask if you have an emergency contact 010
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 04/06/2026After what can more or less be described as a “health fiasco” I am in fact alive and ready to do THINGS again. 230
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I shaved my head fully bald for the first time and why does my scalp feel so warm like feverishly warm, this is uncomfortable 020
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Realizing how many of my coworkers weren’t even alive for the start of Iraq and Afghanistan and kind of horrified 010
Reposted by Alex ZiebartAlex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 10/12/2025USPS Christmas shipping deadline is Dec 17, but realistically, you probably want to place your order within the next few days. grumpycandlecompany.comgrumpycandlecompany.comGrumpy Candle CoHomemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI. 023
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 10/12/2025USPS Christmas shipping deadline is Dec 17, but realistically, you probably want to place your order within the next few days. grumpycandlecompany.comgrumpycandlecompany.comGrumpy Candle CoHomemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI. 023
Reposted by Alex ZiebartAS 🌟 @astariaxv.com · 07/12/2025I have an online store & recently stocked it with all my soap and some more bath and body products! All handmade by me. And to celebrate my birthday, shipping is free on orders of $25 or more! Use code ANDEVERYTHING (because I turned 42 and that's the answer to the universe. 😉) arcanabyastaria.com 035
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Not to be lost among the holidays, remember that I also have a legally distinct post-apocalypse mood setting collection for something you might be doing each week from roughly next weekish until early February? grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comNonspecific Post-ApocalypseGet in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell... 011
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Anyone ordering an odd number of candles will be getting a free sample of carpet freshener. Why only odd-numbered orders? Because my boxes fit even numbers of candles. A good reason, I know. 010
Reposted by Alex ZiebartAlex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 04/12/2025All current candle orders will be shipping out tomorrow! You still have time to get your orders in for Christmas, too! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comHolidayHomemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI. 034
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 04/12/2025All current candle orders will be shipping out tomorrow! You still have time to get your orders in for Christmas, too! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comHolidayHomemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI. 034
Reposted by Alex ZiebartAlex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Alternatively, for something very different, check out my limited collection of character-inspired Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse Watch Party scents. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comNonspecific Post-ApocalypseGet in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell... 022
Reposted by Alex ZiebartAlex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 28/11/2025No Black Friday sale from me, I’m afraid. But you certainly CAN still buy my Holiday candles! They make great stocking stuffers, or just great for setting a festive mood. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comHolidayHomemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI. 134
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 28/11/2025No Black Friday sale from me, I’m afraid. But you certainly CAN still buy my Holiday candles! They make great stocking stuffers, or just great for setting a festive mood. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comHolidayHomemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI. 134
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 20/11/2025By small batch I mean I’ve made like 5 of each of these tops. They are extremely temporary. 022
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Please enjoy the extremely small-batch super-limited Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse collection. Make your watch party for nonspecific apocalypse media smell better than a nuclear winter. grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comNonspecific Post-ApocalypseGet in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell... 031
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 16/11/2025This Windows 11 update adding text formatting to Notepad tells me they fundamentally misunderstood the assignment because Notepad not having any of that shit was the reason we used Notepad. Its barebones nature was its entire point. 040
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 22/10/2025All current orders have been shipped, if not already delivered. So if you haven’t ordered your fall/holiday candles yet, do it! Hot Cocoa is calling your name! grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...grumpycandlecompany.comHolidayHomemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI. 011
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 16/10/2025A real-life customer wants me to bring back my Monkey Farts candle from summer 2024 because it covered up weed smell in their apartment, lol? 230
Reposted by Alex ZiebartAlex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I released carpet freshener. I also released my fall/holiday fragrances. And you can get carpet freshener in some of my fall/holiday fragrances, like Cookies For Santa! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...grumpycandlecompany.comCarpet FreshenerYou got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu... 012
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I released carpet freshener. I also released my fall/holiday fragrances. And you can get carpet freshener in some of my fall/holiday fragrances, like Cookies For Santa! grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...grumpycandlecompany.comCarpet FreshenerYou got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu... 012
Alex Ziebart @alexziebart.bsky.social · 15/10/2025New release by popular demand (of exactly one person, more or less) Carpet freshener available in many smells. grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...grumpycandlecompany.comCarpet FreshenerYou got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu... 020
